Sarah Burke #111 Renew me this renew me that, I moved to the south side to a little granny flat.

[Tray28]

Just watching her there goin on about her cooking skills renew you is dead so her next move is bring out a cookbook cheese and potato fakeways

 

[Alucia]

What's the weird noise in the background of her stories? I noticed it the other day too, it's like some sort of hospital machine or something?!

She probably buys cows freshly killed from the slaughter house and the noise is an industrial sized mincer working away in the background.

 

[Crones884]

It sounds like a breathing apparatus.... Maybe she installed an oxygen tent to help her manage the c25k ?!

Yeah it kind of sounds like a cpap machine

 

[Wexy123]

She's really really good at cooking she says Ffs Sarah you threw a bag of cheese on a pizza base you're not Gordon Ramsey girl

 

[Get off my chest]

It sounds like a breathing apparatus.... Maybe she installed an oxygen tent to help her manage the c25k ?!

Id say it's a shushing thing on YouTube to keep isabowla asleep...
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Ye are flying through the threads. I've been away and off social media.
Have some catching up to do

Love the title.

Ah ffs .. AGAIN, i was just about to go asleep

 

[Yeroneoverthere]

Probably the sound of white noise on a monitor for Princess Belly sleeping beauty- bow!

 

[Wexy123]

Sounds like heavy breathing going on in the background, or someone on a nebuliser or something. Maybe the granny or whoever has let them move in is back and they have to live with her now

Edit to say I don't know why the text went slanted half way through

 

[Addd]

and the derailing returns, buckle up all.

 

[jojoiseeya]

 

[Get off my chest]

Ffs I took a xanax to have an early night..


God dammit

 

[WhoNow?]

”I just have to look at it and I can recreate it!”, ahahaha, that’s the best one yet what the duck are you watching Sayyrahh, cooking shows for the insane or something? The confidence of this wan all she attempts are fake aways or lozzzonyaa dripping in cheese and six oxo cubes. Who wants a takeaway when they’re feeling as ”sick” as she claims to be? What a gobshite, oh I needed that laugh tonight, thanks Burps

 

[Wexy123]

Pop the corks on the wine ladies and Hector
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[jojoiseeya]

Pop the corks on the wine ladies and Hector

Not a drop in the house I’m raging

 

[gotstogo]

Pop the corks on the wine ladies and Hector

Just marking my spot

@silentlurkersjourneylol did you take the advice from the last thread and read back?

 

[Jellybb]

Ye are flying through the threads. I've been away and off social media.
Have some catching up to do

Love the title.

Really????????????

 

[uncleted]

Lads going through the old threads and searching by most likes brings up some gems. Case and point below

Ahh the circus outfit, thanks for the memory

 

[Cáca_Milis]

”I just have to look at it and I can recreate it!”, ahahaha, that’s the best one yet what the duck are you watching Sayyrahh, cooking shows for the insane or something? The confidence of this wan all she attempts are fake aways or lozzzonyaa dripping in cheese and six oxo cubes. Who wants a takeaway when they’re feeling as ”sick” as she claims to be? What a gobshite, oh I needed that laugh tonight, thanks Burps

She can recreate ANYTHING she sees. She's an amazing cook. She recreates it alright.... Covers it in melted cheese so you haven't a clue what in the name of god you're meant to be eating.

Sick me eye. She couldn't stuff her face quick enough when she was kilt stone dead with hyperemesis..... A minor thing like a tightness in the chest isn't going to put her off her daily inhalation of 16000 calories with a side of 12kg of cheese.

 

[Addd]

Another week of my phone screen time being through the roof.

 

[Wexy123]

Ye are flying through the threads. I've been away and off social media.
Have some catching up to do

Love the title.

Yep loads of catching out, I mean catching up

 

[Yeroneoverthere]

Really????????????

You got there before me lol