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Sarah Burke unmatched and unhinged with a meticulous minge
Sarah Burke unmatched and unhinged with a meticulous minge
Sarah Burke #104 The invites are out, collar bone looks boney she has lost weight on the invites only
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The jeans are awful and the yellow blazer.no taste at all
She was the life and soul of dingle with her meticulous minge and it’s fanny fringe…
Size 12 
she'd really want a kick in the hole Jesus dress for the body you have not the body you want just because it azips doesn't mean it fits u delusional bleep
she'd really want a kick in the hole Jesus dress for the body you have not the body you want just because it azips doesn't mean it fits u delusional bleep
The state of the jeans on her 
She looks like she's borrowed a clowns pants 
She's some size, and the lying yoke will be on at the weekend claiming to be down weight even though she ate and drank all around her at the weekend. Especially as its near the end of the month now and she will be looking for her next 3 new members for renew you! Guarantee she will claim to be down weight this week again
She looks like she's borrowed a clowns pants She's some size, and the lying yoke will be on at the weekend claiming to be down weight even though she ate and drank all around her at the weekend. Especially as its near the end of the month now and she will be looking for her next 3 new members for renew you! Guarantee she will claim to be down weight this week again
I know the 90s style jeans are all back in but they don't suit her at all she needs to dress for the figure she has until she gets the one she wants. The way she's eating though... 
The only photo she could crop herself out of She was clearly told to put the phone away on the hen! And then comes on with her "I had personal stress last Thursday so just put the phone down and enjoyed the weekend". Yea right Burps, your in laws know what a clown you are on social media and don't want any part of it hence you only have 1 photo that you had to crop everyone else out of 
She was clearly told to put the phone away on the hen! And then comes on with her "I had personal stress last Thursday so just put the phone down and enjoyed the weekend". Yea right Burps, your in laws know what a clown you are on social media and don't want any part of it hence you only have 1 photo that you had to crop everyone else out of 
Exactly this! She didn’t show herself once in the yellow blazer and we know she loves a mirror selfie so clearly she was warnedThe only photo she could crop herself out of
that’s obviously why they were watching this thread like hawks and got on defending the best hen since sliced bread Sunday night 
Ah sccchhtoppp?!
So her two main "clabs" are ones you just sign up for yourself?!!!
So she must only earn a few pennies if anyone uses her code ? (Which is probably almost never).
And then she has the shoe polish lads.
Ah god, would it not be less embarrassing and easier to earn money just going back to the bookies?!
ETA: this explains why she clearly doesn't have to run the videos past koro or VVV before posting. She can come on bursting at the seams or belching directly into the camera without consequence.
The jeans that were snug a few weeks ago are not snug anymore......ehhhhh I think the waistband would disagree there Sarah
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I'd 100% believe that she's signed up to their affiliate program herself. You get 5% commission and a code to promote them. She's buying the clothes herself and then sending them back (that's why she never has the label ribbons cut off of them, she's only ordering them, advertising them and then sending them back) and hoping to get commission if anyone uses her code. Vavavoom never share her stories or reels to their page, yet they always share julies or other influencers or MUAs so that's a dead giveaway too. And it makes sense that the clothes are always so badly fitted and just horrible in general. It's Sarah who's picking the clothes and not vavavoom at all and we all know her fashion taste is shocking
Jesus her nails are awful.colour wise and the length
Shein voucher from keeeet for Mother’s Day…..CHRIST that is woeful and she didn’t get him 1-1 lessons, it was group ones in the hotel because she was videoing other kids in the pool and that’s why complaints were made
and she didn’t get him 1-1 lessons, it was group ones in the hotel because she was videoing other kids in the pool and that’s why complaints were made Oh ffs she got an 18 in the jeans and says she should of got the 16. Would she ever shut up about sizes. You're a size 18 Sarah, big swinging mickey, who gives a tit There's plenty of size 18 women in the world who don't have to add "but I could of got a 16" into every conversation about clothes. She would rot your brain with her bullshit. Yesterday she went from being a size 12 to a 16 to an 18 and back to a 14. Just say you're a size 18 or just say nothing at all. Nobody asked what size you are ffs 
There's plenty of size 18 women in the world who don't have to add "but I could of got a 16" into every conversation about clothes. She would rot your brain with her bullshit. Yesterday she went from being a size 12 to a 16 to an 18 and back to a 14. Just say you're a size 18 or just say nothing at all. Nobody asked what size you are ffs 
She’s gonna need an industrial size washing machine to fit those jeans in to.
She is fuckin chronic about sizing down like penny’s have changing rooms try them on ffs..and those nails
She'd be very lucky to fit into a size 18, she's bate in she's at least a good size 20 if not 22. Nothing wrong with it but she's obsessed with numbers and we all know her maths ate shite 
Get lewk to write a list of easter activities, throw it in the bin because she takes that child nowhere he wants to go only going swimming because she wants to bring belly and the cinema is probably to force keet to go the night before a stag
and the cinema is probably to force keet to go the night before a stag- Status