Did you not know she's a Leeds United fan?Wonder what football team she'll follow then though. The barrs and man utd will no longer be allowed
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Give me Strength
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Itโs WET but itโs DRYโฆ..Sarah Burke 2024
Sloppy Foley
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She is now blaming โthe worldโ for not going for a walk - Iโm in convulsions hereYou heard it here first, the earlier she gets up the more tired she is at night! I am absolutely blown away at this concept! Who knew
As our @Wexy123 said I donโt think anyone would take on BigBack #builtlikeaquarterbackcandidateforaheartattack
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RestingB!*chFace
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So the sausage suit isnt supposed to be off the shoulder then? 
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Louber
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She has unknowingly given us the greatest gift by calling out the fictitious Aisling 
I'd said before and I'll say it again, this gowl never gets it right!
I've been struggling the last few wks, just like a prev poster said, and this was a fucking tonic. Lovely to have something to laugh about. Woke my husband in bed last night, I was I knots!
I'd said before and I'll say it again, this gowl never gets it right!
I've been struggling the last few wks, just like a prev poster said, and this was a fucking tonic. Lovely to have something to laugh about. Woke my husband in bed last night, I was I knots!
HawTea2.0
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Sheโs a 12 on top oif itโs an open back with no seams or fabric going round her big wave breaker back the size 18 perfect fit her and sat well on her gunt, a 16 it would be looking like she was robbing boiled hams down her jocks from Aldi god sheโs fucking delusional Iโm an 8/10 but now will be identifying as a size 6 Amazonian model and wearing nothing but gstring bikinis to do the shopping, Iโll just pop on a bit of shapewear itโll be grand
the size 18 perfect fit her and sat well on her gunt, a 16 it would be looking like she was robbing boiled hams down her jocks from Aldi god sheโs fucking delusional Iโm an 8/10 but now will be identifying as a size 6 Amazonian model and wearing nothing but gstring bikinis to do the shopping, Iโll just pop on a bit of shapewear itโll be grand 
Wexy123
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I'd 100% believe that she's signed up to their affiliate program herself. You get 5% commission and a code to promote them. She's buying the clothes herself and then sending them back (that's why she never has the label ribbons cut off of them, she's only ordering them, advertising them and then sending them back) and hoping to get commission if anyone uses her code. Vavavoom never share her stories or reels to their page, yet they always share julies or other influencers or MUAs so that's a dead giveaway too. And it makes sense that the clothes are always so badly fitted and just horrible in general. It's Sarah who's picking the clothes and not vavavoom at all and we all know her fashion taste is shocking
I would never embarrass myself or my family by sharing pictures in my underwear, how does Keith or his brothers/father hold their head up out and about knowing Sarah is their family now and sharing them photos online 
or Burps father or brothers in law going to work. She is also showing Brian what he isn't missing. Keith's work mates have to be the worst. No money would be worth it, she is so desperate she will stand in her underwear/sausage suit.
Side note, has she only 61 people in her brand Facebook group cant wait for Aprils figures to see how many leave and join.
or Burps father or brothers in law going to work. She is also showing Brian what he isn't missing. Keith's work mates have to be the worst. No money would be worth it, she is so desperate she will stand in her underwear/sausage suit.Side note, has she only 61 people in her brand Facebook group
cant wait for Aprils figures to see how many leave and join.
Give me Strength
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I think I may have to skip the rest of this tread. I have laughed so much in the last half hour, Iโve come very close to peeing myself and choking from a fit of coughing from laughing so hard. My eyes are also like panda eyes from tears on my mascara I havenโt had a chance to remove yet since work today. Iโm officially dead
HawTea2.0
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If the big backed baby toothed sweaty pitted monster fanny gets a council house soon, I hope they give her a run down do-er upper some older person vacated that smells like piss, has rats and has the worlds worst neighbours with raves at 3am and the bang of ganjy 24/7. Would only serve her right because sheโs a lazy fuck rubbing her greasy trotters together licking her lips for a new build that were all fucking paying for. Wouldnโt you be ashamed coming on like lady muck shitting money but swindling your way up the council list pretending to be homeless with your welfare fanny fruits
She never once mentioned it but looks like Teet is getting laser removal on itDid they ever acknowledge that the stupid cunt got the wrong date for the miscarriage tattoo
Oh yes all their new Turkish friends, I wonder did they all keep in touchRemember they kept taking photos with locals?
And they had breakfast every morning at the Salt Box
silentlurkersjourneylol
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@HawTea2.0
No Brian wasn't in court. But there is rumblings that there was a Tax issue
No Brian wasn't in court. But there is rumblings that there was a Tax issue
cycleon
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Shes on the list since lewk Buckley was born, before they moved in to the twice bought house. She was on last week saying parents were giving out about her stuff, so she probably went crying to say "it's a difficult situation, they want us out"
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12 in the front, 12 in the back so a 24, sounds about rightSometimes a 12 on top??
Louber
Chatty Member
this brought back the memory of her special clock that had photos instead of numbers.. "it's half past Tina, time to get up!"
bomey
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Nahhh what the fuck is she actually on about. What is she basing this "fear" on? Is Onslow Gardens really that bad? I'm living in an estate on the Northside too and wouldn't hesitate about going out jogging at the hour. There are people everywhere (lots of whom are up and awake), she's surrounded by houses, it's fucking bright and peaceful outside. She just needs some high-vis straps the dope. What a fucking dumb delicate fake victim narrative, fucks me right off. Maybe she gets more attention the closer to 8 it gets: that it's a sweet spot for being seen acting healthy and seeming like she's out and about early. It's pure histrionics when someone starts this shit.You heard it here first, the earlier she gets up the more tired she is at night! I am absolutely blown away at this concept! Who knew