Sanity Alliance Guild

MissMidnight · May 20, 2021

I am sooo relieved that Teddy Bear and Gem are both okay ... such very precious fur babies!

Geranium · May 20, 2021

Oops... said:
The Fur Babies Strike Back...

It is the dead of night. Casper, Gem. Roo and Teddy Bear are sitting under the old Mulberry tree at the top of the garden. An emergency meeting of the ‘Punning Clan‘ has been called and all the faithful-hearted members have answered the call to arms. Using their telepathic dog skills which mankind are yet to become aware of, they sent their silent messages to each other advising the co-ordinates and time of their meeting. All have been sworn to secrecy. They have got together to hatch out The Punning Clan’s cunning plan. Roo is on guard and has dug a deep trench for them to hide in. Gem is busy looking at the photographs she has brought from home to safeguard her from homesickness. Teddy Bear is trying to convince himself he definitely can smell fish as Casper shines his cyber-torch deep into the night sky. The four friend’s ears prick up as a far-off light in the sky, just to the right of Venus grows larger and ever nearer. They nudge each other in appreciation and excitement. Tumbling towards them, breaking the space/time continuum is their great friend Sherlock in his much-borrowed Tardis. He has come with all the supplies they will need to carry out Mission Strike Back. Sherlock lands his Tardis with the skill of an entrepreneurial behemoth and bursts out of the craft to be greeted by his excited friends who haven’t seen him since last Christmas. Oh! The joy of reunion. After a prolonged and joyous interlude of kisses, licks and profound sniffing Sherlock produces - THE BOX!

He expertly unseals the box and produces from inside;

5 pairs of surgical canine scrubs
1 bottle of paw sanitiser
5 pairs of surgical rubber gloves
5 human thermometers

The 5 firm friends each put on their surgical scrubs and scrub their paws up to their elbows. Wearing their surgical gloves whilst brandishing their thermometers aloft they advance in intrepid single file into the night - they know what they must do...

to be continued...

I’m on the edge of my seat right now! Xx

Milking Keynes · May 20, 2021

Geranium said:
I’m on the edge of my seat right now! Xx

Oh my God - same!!

Hi there · May 20, 2021

Geranium said:
I’m on the edge of my seat right now! Xx

Milking Keynes said:
Oh my God - same!!

Me three!!! So so good

MissMidnight · May 20, 2021

Oops... said:
The Fur Babies Strike Back...

It is the dead of night. Casper, Gem. Roo and Teddy Bear are sitting under the old Mulberry tree at the top of the garden. An emergency meeting of the ‘Punning Clan‘ has been called and all the faithful-hearted members have answered the call to arms. Using their telepathic dog skills which mankind are yet to become aware of, they sent their silent messages to each other advising the co-ordinates and time of their meeting. All have been sworn to secrecy. They have got together to hatch out The Punning Clan’s cunning plan. Roo is on guard and has dug a deep trench for them to hide in. Gem is busy looking at the photographs she has brought from home to safeguard her from homesickness. Teddy Bear is trying to convince himself he definitely can smell fish as Casper shines his cyber-torch deep into the night sky. The four friend’s ears prick up as a far-off light in the sky, just to the right of Venus grows larger and ever nearer. They nudge each other in appreciation and excitement. Tumbling towards them, breaking the space/time continuum is their great friend Sherlock in his much-borrowed Tardis. He has come with all the supplies they will need to carry out Mission Strike Back. Sherlock lands his Tardis with the skill of an entrepreneurial behemoth and bursts out of the craft to be greeted by his excited friends who haven’t seen him since last Christmas. Oh! The joy of reunion. After a prolonged and joyous interlude of kisses, licks and profound sniffing Sherlock produces - THE BOX!

He expertly unseals the box and produces from inside;

5 pairs of surgical canine scrubs
1 bottle of paw sanitiser
5 pairs of surgical rubber gloves
5 human thermometers

The 5 firm friends each put on their surgical scrubs and scrub their paws up to their elbows. Wearing their surgical gloves whilst brandishing their thermometers aloft they advance in intrepid single file into the night - they know what they must do...

to be continued...

Oh, @Oops... this is wonderful and I can’t wait to find out what happens next!

And thank you for including Sherlock - it means so much to me that you thought of him!

Miscanthus · May 20, 2021

Oh no....nuttynana has to take another cat to the vet today

Milking Keynes · May 20, 2021

Miscanthus said:
Oh no....nuttynana has to take another cat to the vet today

Bloods came back fine - she was relieved of 250 quid though! Don’t ask - I went looking for her on H and M -well, I came across her I should say as I went looking for news on the first amendment clanger - at first, I thought the cat had come back from the dead - then realised it’s a second cat.

Miscanthus · May 20, 2021

Milking Keynes said:
Bloods came back fine - she was relieved of 250 quid though! Don’t ask - I went looking for her on H and M -well, I came across her I should say as I went looking for news on the first amendment clanger - at first, I thought the cat had come back from the dead - then realised it’s a second cat.

Thank goodness but ££££

Milking Keynes · May 20, 2021

Miscanthus said:
Thank goodness but ££££

OMG Amalia is BACK!!

MissMidnight · May 20, 2021

Milking Keynes said:
OMG Amalia is BACK!!

I noticed Amalia was back too!

I just hope she’s really she’s careful about what she posts going forward because I genuinely don’t want her getting into anymore trouble.

Miscanthus · May 20, 2021

MissMidnight said:
I noticed Amalia was back too!

I just hope she’s really she’s careful about what she posts going forward because I genuinely don’t want her getting into anymore trouble.

Great, I was worried.
She knows the rules, trust me, but likes to sail too close to the wind at times.

MissMidnight · May 20, 2021

Milking Keynes said:
He’s not going anywhere - he loves that thread. He’s commented on the Vignettes thread but I’m not sure it’s his vibe.

You were right @Milking Keynes ... he just couldn’t stay away from the other thread!

Milking Keynes · May 20, 2021

MissMidnight said:
You were right @Milking Keynes ... he just couldn’t stay away from the other thread!

Ha! His sabbatical lasted ... one hour?!! He is addicted to the glory and he’s certainly getting it tonight!

MissMidnight · May 20, 2021

Milking Keynes said:
Ha! His sabbatical lasted ... one hour?!! He is addicted to the glory and he’s certainly getting it tonight!

I think you might be onto something - he’s throwing a veritable 80’s house party over there right now!

Miscanthus · May 21, 2021

MissMidnight said:
I think you might be onto something - he’s throwing a veritable 80’s house party over there right now!

I think the threads been Stefano-bombed! He's giving details of his wedding plans

. I'm buying a hat (in the words of Cilla).

MissMidnight · May 21, 2021

Miscanthus said:
I think the threads been Stefano-bombed! He's giving details of his wedding plans . I'm buying a hat (in the words of Cilla).

VERY Cilla of you @Miscanthus ... please do post a photo when you’ve found ‘the perfect one’!

Apart from stunning millinery, what does one wear to a big fat gay Italian wedding - I mean, he did invite ALL of us and I plan to hold him to that!

Milking Keynes · May 21, 2021

MissMidnight said:
VERY Cilla of you @Miscanthus ... please do post a photo when you’ve found ‘the perfect one’!

Apart from stunning millinery, what does one wear to a big fat gay Italian wedding - I mean, he did invite ALL of us and I plan to hold him to that!

I’m sure it will indeed be a glorious event. If ever there was an opportunity to go all out on the sartorial front, this would be it. Diamonds, tiaras, red soles, furs - skies the limit! I have to scroll past most of his music suggestions because they are nothing new - I know them all backwards - but nobody should scroll past Post #268 - it’s an absolute treasure to watch!

MissMidnight · May 21, 2021

Milking Keynes said:
I have to scroll past most of his music suggestions because they are nothing new - I know them all backwards - but nobody should scroll past Post #268 - it’s an absolute treasure to watch!

OOF ... that post gave me ALL THE FEELS!

PS: Just between you, me, and the gatepost - I may have been inspired to dust off my pointe shoes, play it again REALLY loud, and turn out some pretty clean fouettés for someone who should still be resting! 🩰

Miscanthus · May 21, 2021

@Julia123 I've tagged you before on here but do pop in...some Lidl refugees (and still active ones) chit chatting here.

Miscanthus said:
I think the threads been Stefano-bombed! He's giving details of his wedding plans . I'm buying a hat (in the words of Cilla).

I do apologise for my missing apostrophe in threads. Here it is '

Geranium · May 21, 2021

MissMidnight said:
OOF ... that post gave me ALL THE FEELS!

PS: Just between you, me, and the gatepost - I may have been inspired to dust off my pointe shoes, play it again REALLY loud, and turn out some pretty clean fouettés for someone who should still be resting! 🩰

i would love to see you performing fouettes

Huge ballet fan here.
Although I once made an idiot of myself calling them foo-ettes to my daughter's friend who was a professional ballet dancer - the shame!