Sam Faiers #18 Claims to be protecting kids, Pimps hers out to earn those quids

[Jennytea]

lol the picture of her kids next to the classical hunting painting. Shes soooo desperate to be perceived as ‘upper class’. Never. Gonna. Happen.

She will never be a posh mum from the country like she wishes. She will always be Sam off towie who used to get her tits out for nuts magazine

 

[Jackie Brown]

Same plus he was in Dubai before her and stayed for 2 weeks for a ‘ business trip’ she even said on her pod that it could have been done in a few days

Hmm, business trip? The man can hardly string a sentence together. I’m sure he was enjoying everything Dubai had to offer….

 

[GalGal]

Mark will divorce Michelle, marry Lauren and have triplets within a year and Sam will finally see the light and ditch BBP. Joey Essex will come out.

It’s funny that she had other serious or semi serious relationships before BBP with men that were somewhat good to her. It’s not like she was with Paul from age 16, took their relationship to be normality and thought all men snog their mums, criticise the way she drains pasta and demand beans on toast when she’s nursing a child. She had something to benchmark it against. It makes it even more bizarre that she doesn't leave or give him an ultimatum.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

No helmet on Edward on that horse….

Well maybe the helmet contains harmful plastic toxins - much safer to keep him away from such nasties and risk him getting a serious head injury

 

[orangehead]

Her first night back why can’t he cook? Oh I guess he can’t, doesn’t even know how to make beans on toast. Honestly it’s like he studied a degree and got a first in how to be a lazy arsehole to your partner. The fact she tolerates it makes her look like a clown too. Wives of the 1920s got treated with more respect than Sam.
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You should be a business PR manager, maybe you are.

I’m not but thank you! I might DM Sam with a business proposal and a price list

ETA I won’t call it a business ‘proposal’, I’ll call it a business plan…I don’t want to bring up bad memories for her

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Thank goodness Sam pointed out Dave was wearing a wig in her stories. You can’t tell!

 

[lifeIsBetterInVilaSol]

Saw this and made me chuckle

 

[Bec_123]

Ok den

Silly twat. 'Chemtrails' but will feed her kids processed foods as per 'mummas pantry' (as do I but at least I don't bang on about organic food sat in my tin foil hat)

 

[Sw4]

I feel sorry for her (even though its her own doing). I think she could have done so much better than BBP. He's dulled her and moulded her into something she isn't. She has the type of personality that needs to bounce off someone else and she would have been much better suited to someone more outgoing and fun. Not quite Joey Essex, but more like him than Paul.

 

[GalGal]

I wish she would leave him. Get with a man that says ‘thank you’ when you make his beans on toast. It’s not a high bar.

 

[orangehead]

Waste of money to pay someone to put your groceries in alphabetical order to produce the council house cuisine they eat.

Be fair, if they want their stuff in alphabetical order and the kids are at school they have to pay someone to do it

 

[Sw4]

I wish she would leave him. Get with a man that says ‘thank you’ when you make his beans on toast. It’s not a high bar.

Or even better, someone that will make HER beans on toast.

I liked her on TOWIE and I feel like this man child has dragged her down massively. I watched some old family diaries episodes this week and the energy difference between Billie and Greg vs Sam and Paul and their households is so pronounced. Billie and Greg come across fun and high energy but also quite natural. Sam tries so hard to be a fun family but it comes across really forced and she can't bounce off Paul because he's so boring and negative.

 

[Disneylover]

She will never be a posh mum from the country like she wishes. She will always be Sam off towie who used to get her tits out for nuts magazine

Yes!! Not forgetting “I ain’t been Faces”

 

[Whatever123]

I can’t believe her and her pal have created their own ‘charity’ now - she knows nothing about child protection, has zero qualifications and had she done her research correctly in the first place she could have been an ambassador for an established charity out in Africa that is doing good work (not Adam’s obviously).
She has no problem posting her own kids half dressed to thousands of ‘fans’ online which proves she knows very little about CP.
This is to fill her own ego - look at me, saving all these children, I’m such a hero.
Posting about child poverty/abuse while swinging her Chanel Bag in a 5* hotel

It’s honestly a joke. She’s had her kids on the potty on the baby diaries!

 

[Staple]

I mean. It’s almost like she never really had crohns

 

[Joannabloggs]

How can anyone buy products from someone who fills their face with so much shite?

She looks like she's had an allergic reaction to hair dye

 

[Carlisle89]

It’s kids doing covers of pop songs

Anybody else find the video of Rosie, a six-year-old, doing very adult dancing, really odd?

 

[Whatever123]

She’s started a travel MLM

she’s actually the perfect person to exploit desperate mums in a cost of living crisis. surprised it took her this long tbh

 

[craftingfroze]

Maths is not her strong point marriage is not the be all and end all but I’d love to know why he hasn’t proposed yet. You can argue it in reverse but 3 kids, businesses and a house, you may as well just do it. A divorce is way easier to get that to get out of mortgages and businesses and kids tie you for life. Im here single af and not fussed about marriage but id be pissed if i didn’t get a proposal from someone id carried kids for

 

[orangehead]

Even if he ever did propose I bet it would be a long struggle for him to set a date for the actual wedding Sam will be claiming her state pension by the time they get married

Imagine the proposal ‘Sam can you go out and buy an engagement ring’ ‘Sam can you stand on that kitchen chair so it looks like I’m kneeling down’ ‘Sam will you marry me and make me beans on toast forever’ ‘Sam can I have some beans on toast now’.