Sam Faiers #18 Claims to be protecting kids, Pimps hers out to earn those quids

[PurpleBananas22]

Slightly off topic, but still linked to Smanfa. Anyone know what’s happened to her estate agent mate SuperSlimeSurrey? He used to tag Sam or Paul every 5 minutes & vice versa, but not in ages. Also he hasn’t posted about his wife for a veeeery long time, but he posts and gushes about his son every day. Obviously I hope she’s ok, but wondered if they might have split?

 

[Stickystickystickstick]

How unsafe no seatbelts car was moving in the video

Came here to say that. Who doesn’t make their kids strap in in the car? That’s shocking parenting!

 

[jafoolay]

Sorry I think it might have been mentioned on a previous thread but I can’t find it. What exactly is it that big Paul does for a living? Apart from being a deadbeat? I just wonder if it’s clean or dirty money

 

[rhobh17]

Wonder if she did get her tea and biscuits this morning in bed off BBP

 

[N-NewGirl]

He was awful to Lydia, I’ve no idea why everyone wanted mark and arg to settle down with Lauren and Lydia! I can still remember when Lydia first came in and they were all at a party and Lydia was in the garden and arg came out and sat with her and was giving her some bullshit about why he cheated on her and then he came at her teeth first going give us a kiss lyd and then he bought her a ‘micro pig’

Mr Darcy!!

 

[rhobh17]

I imagine she was the money behind the collagen thing and someone else was the 'brains' as she's clearly thick as mince

They brought someone in who was ex L’Oréal on brand and comms for them. So there clearly will be a good strategy. Think I saw it on linked in

 

[Carlisle89]

Sorry, I'm confused. Didn't Sam get a first from Oxford in PPE?

 

[orangehead]

Why doesn’t BBP attend her on business trips

Because then he’d have to spend time with her, also he’s too lazy.

 

[Prince fan 1999]

He looks like he'd have a chode

I had to Google

 

[WeefBellington]

Wasn’t she suffering from drug withdrawal?

That’s what I thought tbh

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Remember the video that was swiftly deleted? Think it was Fernes garden party a few year back with sax man. Sam's jaw was in a whole other post code

Haha that was AMAZING recorded on tattle for posterity I think

 

[Carlisle89]

Pretty sure Paul couldnt do it

And even if he could, he's too lazy

 

[Joannabloggs]

He has upgraded to spaghetti hoops

Are we sure he knows how to use cutlery

 

[rhobh17]

Wonder what Sam thinks of Joey going into love island

 

[Loveallthegossip]

That video of her making her matcha and having the revive collagen you can see her face after it tastes disgusting

 

[NoDramaHere]

Saw this and immediately thought of them…

 

[RubyTuesday39]

I just don’t understand the ‘no marriage’ thing. Surely having children together is a way bigger commitment than marriage

 

[GalGal]

No one is forcing her to stay with that lump. More fool her for putting up with him

This is true, I don’t know why it frustrates me so much she doesn’t leave, or kick him in to touch.

 

[GingerSquid]

She’s 100% has Botox, and good Botox at that

I think fillers too 100% - I’ve had a small amount of Botox and look nothing like these TOWIE types .. just like a slightly less tired / aged version of my self . You need more work to have this permanently “done up” glossy look they all have.

 

[xxDimplesxx]

You can take the girl out of Essex but not Essex out of the girl! Just seen the new insta vid. Toilet!!! Isn’t it loo or WC now if you’re in Surrey!!
---
Oh and the “cloakroom” ie downstairs loo, looks like the Ivy ladies loos!