Has she been the gym since the frog broke her arm and got her rangey repossessed?
Sallie Axl #59 please come back sallie, we love you, warts and all
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Do you know what really annoys me….she teases us with these half meltdowns and thinly veiled digs but then never hits the rat gurlz climax anymore…it’s just not the same anymore 
Remember when we all saw in her diary: "Universal Credit" payment?
She obviously still has the rat girl drama that’s why she has Zero friends
We’ve just not had the pleasure of witnessing it
We’ve just not had the pleasure of witnessing it
We always said she was a selfish bleep
I know someone who was like Sal. Big into drugs, partying, jumping around here there and everywhere never settling. Got super paranoid eventually and found God in a huge way - now he tries to “save” us all and he’s deep deep into all sorts of conspiracies and apocalypse doomsday theories.
maybe that will be our new Sal era?
maybe that will be our new Sal era?
I think it’s quite common for the coke heads to suddenly have this epiphany and become spiritual conspiracy theorists… I’d say Sal is definitely on her way to that!
she’s already jumped on the conspiracy stuff, apocalypse Sal next then.
She PRETENDS to be spiritual. Throws out a few ‘higher vibration’ reels & thinks she’s enlightened & above everyone else. Her arrogance is frankly embarrassing. All this “key to” bollocks is a sham. The only key she has is covered in 
& shoved up her nostril. Go parent your kids CONSISTENTLY Sal & then you might learn what the key to life is…being present for them.
& shoved up her nostril. Go parent your kids CONSISTENTLY Sal & then you might learn what the key to life is…being present for them.
So Vals got herself a new sugar daddy .. back at the gym and back on the manic , coke fuelled rants on stories .. who in their right mind would pay to go anywhere near her infested vag 
Imagine her kids watching the insta stories, making no reference to them, saying how summer was all about "her time" and bleeping off again in 7 weeks 
She really reminds me of danniella westbrook with the mini meltdowns, holidays, caved in face and no access to kids
She really reminds me of danniella westbrook with the mini meltdowns, holidays, caved in face and no access to kids
On that episode of botched she was on, they looked up her nose and said she had a hole…..tried to pass it off about being previous surgery but……we know the truth!….
prob have a face like Daniella “Hollands cheese an onion pie face” Westbrook in a few years
prob have a face like Daniella “Hollands cheese an onion pie face” Westbrook in a few years
You can see on her stories her pupils are like saucers .. she’s clearly coked of her tits
and on a Thursday afternoon.. no mention of the school run considering she’s a full time , single mum 
I couldn’t be fucked with Sallie anymore so didn’t even notice she had dissapeared then I saw her new face on my feed earlier is that where she’s been? Learning new photoshop tricks?
She earnt enough from over the summer to upgrade to photoshop pro
I know her accents always weird but what the duck is todays? She’s clearly latched on to an American when she was abroad. She’s not going to tell us about the good things behind the scenes? Is that because there’s nothing good happening behind the scenes and you’ve lost your kids again?
Looking for someone to work for free in TULUM
Podcasts, dj, videographer, sunglasses.... sal give it up love and just accept the 10 quid blow jobs you get
Wtf is that cause it’s clearly not our val .. I reckon she’s latched onto some poor wholesome, church going bloke ! Literally does he realise he’s taking his life in his hands not just from stabby but the std’s she’s about to give him
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