Sallie Axl #52 Vegas had a better birthday than Val

[Stripper Vicar]

Remember girl she moved to Ibiza when she was 16, proper raver is ar Val

Did she go to drama school or did i imagine that? Obviously before she lived in a hostel and moved to Ibiza with Kevin & Perry

 

[wiganuser]

Her life had zero substance. She lives for the few days holidays to get shat on for a few hundred quid. What existence is that.

Yeh we all like out holidays, but I cherish my time with family and real friends more than some fake as duck holiday abroad.

She could drop dead tomorrow and not one person would give a tit. That's the reality of her life and she knows it. Pure, utter selfishness.

You can just imagine her now. Sat in her rental, just firing off a load of random IG messages to any fucker, just to escape her vapid lifestyle.

 

[12055584]

You haven’t got any mates val

BOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNGGGGG

 

[satwithabrew]

Black lip…. She means bruising and like duck she’d ever get those lips dissolved if they were to deflate she’d be walking around with lip flap skin as saggy as her vagina

 

[Demilee124]

Jesus Christ …

She looks like Charlotte Crosby here

 

[silent.movie]

If she’s still in pain from the lip filler it could be vascular occlusion she never normally complains when she’s blowing up her lips!

 

[TeaOrCoffee123]

Seeing her lick her lips this morning was not the first thing I wanted to see when I opened Instagram...

 

[Salsausagelips]

I’m in a twit of a mood today so I came to the right place for a laugh. Thanks rat gerls

 

[Keera]

She’s transparent as clingfilm isn’t she lays low for ages before heading off on a “holiday” which is like 3 days long, posts most of her time from a hotel room - and then we get an influx of photos of her spending once she’s home! The showing off of the M&S trolley is making me scream hahahahaha

 

[Cilla Slack]

What happened to Student Sal?

 

[pussygolightly]

BOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNGGGGG

Val ?

 

[Cilla Slack]

Her new diet "exercise doesn't really matter, it's all about the calorie deficit"

Well then, I look forward to a future thread "Poor osteoporotic Val can't even suck a dick, her spine is fucked and tit's get tangled in her walking stick."

 

[ladymanc221]

CBA with her tbh its way more entertaining over on Marcus Mitchell' thread i have just looked on her stories and God she is bleeping dull same old tit on a different day whit woo she bought some smelly stuff have been using Rituals for over a decade I first discovered the store in Amsterdam and I bloody love it

 

[gingrog]

Her new diet "exercise doesn't really matter, it's all about the calorie deficit"

Well then, I look forward to a future thread "Poor osteoporotic Val can't even suck a dick, her spine is fucked and tit's get tangled in her walking stick."

bleeping hell

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

She needs to grow up rapidly. What a sorry state of affairs that she needs to go out, take drugs and drink to enjoy her pathetic life. Most people with kids feel fulfilled spending time with them, not her! Sallie needs to be clinging on to a DJ booth in badly fitting, sweatshop made clothes paid for by selling pics of her growler online.

 

[observerisshe]

She’s such a basic witch
Do they even have Marksies in Tuebrook?
And does anyone care where she shops? bleeping bore.

There’s one on Queens Drive opposite the Jolly

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

There’s one on Queens Drive opposite the Jolly

To be fair I don’t even know where that is I’m just being a cow cos it’s Sal

 

[silent.movie]

Very quiet… almost like she’s on a job - or her lips done for

 

[bellasofia85]

You haven’t got any mates val

Ew coked up bint

 

[Halfbaked]

2 questions, is her nose swollen now as well as her lips? And is she laying on a floor here? Her eyes look genuinely sad despite her smile