Sallie Axl #46 Zero hour contract mum, in London again to take it up the

[GossipingWitch]

Locked myself out of my old account so had to set new one up

Is Televe Isreal on the list of imaginary holidays?

 

[lurkingaround123]

St. Tropez last September too.

Gutted cos I was there when she said she was going and I really wanted to see her. I'm flying to Egypt on Sunday, would love to see her but also very concerned that I keep choosing the same holiday destinations as Val.

 

[Sir John Elton]

If she’s going down the Nile in Cairo,it’s a dump. Like, so bad , and really quite dangerous. Many brits do not go to Cairo , they’ll go the resorts , but I didn’t think there were cruises from the resorts as they have hotels ?!

 

[Its_Me]

If she’s going down the Nile in Cairo,it’s a dump. Like, so bad , and really quite dangerous. Many brits do not go to Cairo , they’ll go the resorts , but I didn’t think there were cruises from the resorts as they have hotels ?!

I’ve heard the Nile stinks as well imagine spending days on it

 

[TrollLolLol]

I’ve heard the Nile stinks as well imagine spending days on it

Sal will be right at home then

 

[Lyla001]

Someone on that last post has asked her what her job is. Shes still trying to work out what to put!

 

[Moonbaby09]

She won’t be getting bbl she will be getting the bum injections where they put a few 100ml each bumcheek. It will still look a state though

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Nile cruises will usually start in Luxor. I did one a few years ago and it was probably the best holiday i’ve ever had, i loved it !!! I didn’t notice much of a stink from the water though.

 

[@^^¥]

How Sallie remembers her best moments so far - reality STAR ... Daily mail columnist best selling author

How I remember her best moments so far ..

Dubai with Arfans when we saw someone's stuff being chucked from a balcony and later realised it was Sal's and she ended up in some sort of takeaway shop (I think?) Wearing fold out ballerina slippers

When seli was slagging sal while pissed out her nut "VAGINAAAAA FOR A FIVAAAAAA"

When sal went on a rampage slagging one of the Becca's off (I think ) for sleeping with non Spanish OG GED when him and Sallie were not even together anymore

Tulum with Spanish ged Charlie, the mysterious Brunnete who we later found out could translate Sallie slagging her off and Sallie having a breakdown over tattle and then going on to professing how much she loves sex, LOVES SEX, SEX, SEX, SHE LOVES SEX. okay.

The Miami stay where she definitely had COVID and also decided to bring out NatWest Val wearing a purple 2 peice seemingly EVERYWHERE paired with some retro 90s round glasses

Just been reminded from that the boat party where she looked like Kevin and Perry in her little bucket hat

And honorary mention to sorroto and Paris (in pink!)

She really does bring the content when she goes away - i hope she travels more

 

[Viewer123]

How long before yoga guru is added to her bio?

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

How Sallie remembers her best moments so far - reality STAR ... Daily mail columnist best selling author

How I remember her best moments so far ..

Dubai with Arfans when we saw someone's stuff being chucked from a balcony and later realised it was Sal's and she ended up in some sort of takeaway shop (I think?) Wearing fold out ballerina slippers

When seli was slagging sal while pissed out her nut "VAGINAAAAA FOR A FIVAAAAAA"

When sal went on a rampage slagging one of the Becca's off (I think ) for sleeping with non Spanish OG GED when him and Sallie were not even together anymore

Tulum with Spanish ged Charlie, the mysterious Brunnete who we later found out could translate Sallie slagging her off and Sallie having a breakdown over tattle and then going on to professing how much she loves sex, LOVES SEX, SEX, SEX, SHE LOVES SEX. okay.

The Miami stay where she definitely had COVID and also decided to bring out NatWest Val wearing a purple 2 peice seemingly EVERYWHERE paired with some retro 90s round glasses

Just been reminded from that the boat party where she looked like Kevin and Perry in her little bucket hat

And honorary mention to sorroto and Paris (in pink!)

She really does bring the content when she goes away - i hope she travels more

Don’t forget the epic MC WhoPushedMeInTheBush and the goldfish bag cocktails..

 

[Sour Pickle]

Every story I watch of her in the gym makes me wonder if she has chafe marks inside her cheeks, it is not healthy having gym leggings consistently that far up her crack.

 

[Feska]

Does she realise how ridiculous she looks when she’s exercising in the gym. I’m sure she must watch the videos back

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

I work in fitness and everything about her health posts irritates me
body is made of plastic, fillers and lipo, don’t make out you work hard for it Sally tit squats

 

[laughing]

Best laugh I have had all day, watching our Sal do yoga

 

[coffeeNcodeine]

Them tuna farts whilst in her best position

Downward dog.

 

[Dantee]

When she starts to move her weird ridged hand over her body I literally have to skip the story or physically shut my eyes because I cannot bare to see it - it makes me cringe so so badly.

 

[wiganuser]

I work in fitness and everything about her health posts irritates me
body is made of plastic, fillers and lipo, don’t make out you work hard for it Sally tit squats

Doing a load of exercises but getting her slab of fudge arse sorted again in 2 weeks. What is the bleeping point.

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

She reminds me of Mary from selling sunset with her mannerisms and coke sniffs

 

[Retro80s]

I work in fitness and everything about her health posts irritates me
body is made of plastic, fillers and lipo, don’t make out you work hard for it Sally tit squats

Sallie tit squats