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Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass
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I’m fumin babes. I asked on Instagram to loads of randoms for a lift as well.
I’m just near somewhere called Dover.
never mind. I will get 1000 eye bleeping selfies of myself outside her gaff for all you rat gurlszz
I’m just near somewhere called Dover.
never mind. I will get 1000 eye bleeping selfies of myself outside her gaff for all you rat gurlszz
Gutted. Can’t believe it huns.
Party of the year an all
Party of the year an all
Listen , the bouncy castle lads shouldn’t be out of Pocket for this , who else can throw in a fiver ?
I don’t know why Sal didn’t invite anybody else in but I think the offer of crab sticks & sharing a bottle of wine did it. Had such a good time tonight making scrap books for the kids, filming content & being shown from a world famous super star DJ how to mix. ( her words not mine ) Looking forward to next week also. Will keep Sal off the wine though, she went after a few kids outside the maisonette for throwing £1 coins at her window asking for used knickers ?
How much on the bet that "Dane" is the one and only international, superstar, singing, hunk of a sensation that is......
Dane Bowers
He goes with all the Z listers and they all seem to become obsessed with him. He must have some good D. Rumour had it Victoria Beckham cheated on David with Dane on their smash hit "out of your mind". Katie Price once said he was the love of her life and even wrote a book about him. Yep I read it many moons ago, cringe.
Imagine the superstar DJ Sallie Axl and superstar singer Dane Bowers... What a power couple.
Dane Bowers
He goes with all the Z listers and they all seem to become obsessed with him. He must have some good D. Rumour had it Victoria Beckham cheated on David with Dane on their smash hit "out of your mind". Katie Price once said he was the love of her life and even wrote a book about him. Yep I read it many moons ago, cringe.Imagine the superstar DJ Sallie Axl and superstar singer Dane Bowers... What a power couple.
Omg she's cancelled has she? I just sat down with my curry supernoodles and a bottle of Fanta to enjoy the show. She's let me down now. Fucks sake Sal get sniffing and put some tunes on that should get you in the mood.
At least you didn’t go to the trouble of getting dressed up like the rest of us
It looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up 
some poor bastards are gonna get a right eyeful #crustyflapcatchers
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someone said it a few pages ago but that sofa in “her” “house” isn’t her manky grey one from the bedsitIt looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up
Yeah I thought that toosomeone said it a few pages ago but that sofa in “her” “house” isn’t her manky grey one from the bedsit
way too many cushions on it though it looks like she has ram raided B&M in the Rangey What ...It looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up
*And I cannot stress this enough*
... The duck
Aw tit have I missed it?
I had my Kate Hayes Tassel Swimsuit laid out in perpetration too.
Boss witch attire.
I had my Kate Hayes Tassel Swimsuit laid out in perpetration too.
Boss witch attire.
When your mate does you dirty and shows your haggard ald face without a filter.
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Jesus, she’s bleeping rough.
You’re getting into character nowTo be fair after the week i’ve had that sounds pretty good
we all need to embrace some method “acting” and blow off some steam a la Sal
The shape of her in thisIt looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up
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