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Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass
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I can smell this pictureIโm coming as fire escape Sal. Just putting the 1000 coat of fake tan on my arse crack for that authentic skiddy mark look and finishing off my space buns. Iโll be the one cocking my leg and squirting all over the gaff so should be easy to spot
Guys thank you. Funniest this thread has been in a long while. Seeing as Val won't give us anything fun, we'll make it fun ourselves 
I'm back from Pride and it was bloody brilliant - shed a tear when the walk started seeing so many people happy and together and celebrating 
and had a lil rave 
Did a Sal though didn't I and forgot about my kid for a minute there ... Ah at least it was only 3 hours and not 3 months
So ...does this mean the housewarming is off??
Beer fear yet again 
and had a lil rave Did a Sal though didn't I and forgot about my kid for a minute there ... Ah at least it was only 3 hours and not 3 months
So ...does this mean the housewarming is off??
Beer fear yet again Attachments
Iโve aged some tuna in the cupboard under the stairs specially to rub all over myself for that Sallie stenchI can smell this picture
Could our Sal be going back on her word
Surely notAttachments
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Noooooooooooooo. Don't tell me you're cancelling the party now Val. Just getting ready an'all
If you bring DANE then you win
a crown I will wear proudlyโฆโฆIโll share him with square arse choc ice bod thoโฆโฆlong as today is one of her sexually free dayzzzzz
Well strike me down, the housewarming was more bullshit I canโt believe it!!
The poor marquee company and DJ she had booked though, let down by Sal in these desperate times
I canโt believe it!!The poor marquee company and DJ she had booked though, let down by Sal in these desperate times
Iโll be Nat West Val in full uniform and name badge
I canโt this is just the best!
Fucks sake, Sal. Iโve just downed a load of Ketones to help you with the chandeliers and everything. Bloody let down.
Sallie stenchIโve aged some tuna in the cupboard under the stairs specially to rub all over myself for that Sallie stench
Could our Sal be going back on her word
Jesus, was it another lie?
I'm just on my way
I'm just on my way
Itโs the only four bed on the estate hun. Gardener is out front mowing the lawn.
Screaming
Sal will be sat at home alone, with 2 litres of frosty Jack's and a gram of cokeWell strike me down, the housewarming was more bullshit
The poor marquee company and DJ she had booked though, let down by Sal in these desperate times
To be fair after the week iโve had that sounds pretty goodSal will be sat at home alone, with 2 litres of frosty Jack's and a gram of coke
I know, that ket and sniff Iโve just taken for the first ever to get the true Sal vibe is wasted now. Might just go to Asda to flash my arse anyway
(joking btw
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I was planning my weekend around the updates from the housewarming .. Need to find a life now
I hacked my hair off. For nothing? What an unreliable witch, so out of character for her.
I hope you can still see your extension tapes though?
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