Ffs the partyβs cancelled??! Iβd just got my hospital gown done up as well! I was coming as fake heel implants for attention Sal 
Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass
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Sheβll have to peel her flaps off the sides of that crotch seamIt looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get upsome poor bastards are gonna get a right eyeful #crustyflapcatchers
Fewming!!!!!! Just another little lie 
God, can you imagine if anyone ever did a lie detector on Sal? she would blow the machine up #billybullshitter #getjezzaonthecase
That heel surgery still makes me scream to this day, especially when someone said it was taken on the hollyoaks setFfs the partyβs cancelled??! Iβd just got my hospital gown done up as well! I was coming as fake heel implants for attention Sal
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"melted welly face"bleeping hell, she looks like dawn ward
I can't breathe. What the actual hell. Melted welly lol that's the funniest comparison I've ever heard for a face. A melted welly. But so bloody true hahahhahahahahah
So what am I expected to tell the Mexican cartel now Sal? They're not easy people to placate you know? duck sake man Ill be dead in a ditch tomorrow.
Stop it, She really is a bleeping weapon screaming for attention, bloody hell Hollyoaks must have been on a boring down day to let her anywhere near?That heel surgery still makes me scream to this day, especially when someone said it was taken on the hollyoaks set
A melted welly with jizz encrusted in it"melted welly face"
But so bloody true hahahhahahahahah
She forgot to photoshop her waist again.It looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up
She forgot about her kids too 
and I think she has been on the sniff tonight her insta stories are bizarre
and I think she has been on the sniff tonight her insta stories are bizarre 
Shes nicked me crusty denim batty ridersIt looks like Sal's been raiding the fancy dress cupboard again with this classy get up
what am I gonna wear now!Denim Batty RidersShes nicked me crusty denim batty riders
#classic
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I thought it was Dawn Ward at first
Ha ha snap. Didnβt see this and Iβve just posted the samebleeping hell, she looks like dawn ward
The house warmer has been cancelled? But Iβve had surgery on my left eye to make it smaller for the occasion 
You lot make my bleeping life 
better 
Iβm actually crying again and snorting at this housewarming party crack !!!
Has She acknowledged that itβs meant to be today ???
or are we just gonna carry on the bullshit n Dreams Val ?? she never fails does she 
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better Iβm actually crying again and snorting at this housewarming party crack !!!Has She acknowledged that itβs meant to be today ???
or are we just gonna carry on the bullshit n Dreams Val ?? she never fails does she xxx
Actually just spat me tea out at this oneThe house warmer has been cancelled? But Iβve had surgery on my left eye to make it smaller for the occasion
Ahhhh the last few pages have had me howling !!! You lot are hysterical xx
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