bleeping funniest last few pages, I have pissed myself #ratgurlshousewarming
Sallie Axl #36 Neighhhhh class and a square ass
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Im Gonna come as Sallie Scissor Hands - snip snip!
Pissed myself at the last few pages. Even when Val is being boring the Rrrrratt Gurlz still got the banter 
See you all later galz. Just off for my make up doing as I do for every non-occasion.
See you all later galz. Just off for my make up doing as I do for every non-occasion.
Any hairdressers or MUA want to do a collab? I’m DJIing tonight and doing some filming. Payment will be in exposure. You will need to cut out my hair extensions and cover up my face tattoo.
I might be late, just trying to find the scissors to hack all my hair off. (my family hide scissors from me for some reason)
Please can anyone following her share pics of the housewarming for those of us who aren’t?! She’s still private (clearly hiding her behaviour from social services / her landlord)
If you bring DANE then you winSee ya’all down at her communal garden……I’m bringing DANE!keep ya filthy mits off him Rat Gerrrls
I’ll be coming in my crusty neon green bikini
Can’t wait to writhe around on the “so fresh” (soon to be stinking) carpet and show off my best caterpillar impression
AIYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE
Errr no, I'm wearing that!
Who’s bringing the Covid though?
Soz girls I can't make it .. ended up at Leicester Pride and it's amaaaaazing! Doing my loudest "AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S" for all my Rattttt Girrrrrrlsss 
I’m coming as fire escape Sal. Just putting the 1000 coat of fake tan on my arse crack for that authentic skiddy mark look and finishing off my space buns. I’ll be the one cocking my leg and squirting all over the gaff so should be easy to spot
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Oh god you've just reminded me. What was her name again?
Just at Chic Wallasey getting my hair did
then am off to Cricket Mini Me to find my outfit. Didn't ya know I can fit in teen clothes at age 34!!!!. Love that for me
If I can't find one there I'll just use one of my Ali Express finest.Go get these nails done. Then go to Asda for party food in my balaclava. Then off to my
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Deffo both contenders for next thread title
Can we make it Sallie Scissor Hands Rat Gurl Housewarming
I hope the scissors are hidden tonight, in case she has too much sniff sniff and drink.
Im bringing the Mexican cartel with me.
Can I be in the dock for benefit fraud sal?
Hoi!! Im coming as sI’m coming as fire escape Sal. Just putting the 1000 coat of fake tan on my arse crack for that authentic skiddy mark look and finishing off my space buns. I’ll be the one cocking my leg and squirting all over the gaff so should be easy to spot
No no I've changed my mind. Im coming as Lisa and Ill bring the kids with me
Got me finest dancing shoes ready for tonight's housewarming.
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