'Hi, is that Liverpool social services?'
'Yes'.
'Hiya. I'd like to report some people that might work for yous, like'.
'OK, what are their names?'
'Er, well I know theirs interweb names but not sure what their real names are, like'
'OK, well, what have they done'?
'Theys always writing and chattin' on Rat Guuurl'.
'Who'?
'Oh, I means, Sallie Axl, like'
'OK, and who is Sallie Axl'?
'Well, I mean I can't stand her like but yous know who I mean, she's a right snake and a complete skank, but these social wurkers, theirs always like slaggin' her and that'.
'Right. So just to clarify: People who you cannot quantifiably identify and who have been writing on an internet forum are allegedly 'chatting' about some non-entity who you yourself cannot stand and you'd like to report these unidentifiable people so that we are aware of them'.
'Yeah'.
'Great, OK. & can I take your name for my records?'
'Yeah, it's Axl. Sallie Axl.'