Sali Hughes #61 She simply cannot countenance a sequin

[elleryQ]

Why does she olways insist on using eye make up that makes her look like she has conjunctivitis?

 

[Jade Mitzi]

The way she applies eye makeup is brutal.
And did she really buy all that from Superdrug on a whim? Ffs.

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what part of that pic even suggests beauty journalist? It looks like she just woke up after a rough night out. Her make-up skills are the stuff of parodies.

 

[digsydelilah]

Ring light on end of nose alert

The ringlight intensity is jacked up to 11, so distracting. She looks like an alien. ‍

 

[Jelly Bean]

I still can't get over her buying all that stuff on a whim when she has cupboards heaving with (free) stuff. It's not like the products were new releases needing her expert opinion. So it can't be 'my job'. Bourjois? The Elf Charlotte Tilbury dupe? (And I thought she had a moral problem with dupes anyway).
It's just spend for the sake of spending isn't it? And as others have said 'no spend January'?

 

[HotesTilaire]

“Low spend January” hence binge-shopping high street make up. No four-figure designer lilac bags.

 

[Jelly Bean]

“Low spend January” hence binge-shopping high street make up. No four-figure designer lilac bags.

Ah yes you're right. Spending like plebs and beef faces counts as low/no spend to our Sal.

 

[Loobloo]

Just watched the latest reel, she's surely having us on now, the Ollways and Ollso is getting out of hand!

 

[Mselvista]

I still can't get over her buying all that stuff on a whim when she has cupboards heaving with (free) stuff. It's not like the products were new releases needing her expert opinion. So it can't be 'my job'. Bourjois? The Elf Charlotte Tilbury dupe? (And I thought she had a moral problem with dupes anyway).
It's just spend for the sake of spending isn't it? And as others have said 'no spend January'?

Content is her job now so it kind of is. Though she'd never put it like that as she's still pretending she's primarily a journalist.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

The ringlight intensity is jacked up to 11, so distracting. She looks like an alien. ‍

I think there’s a special ‘surface of the sun’ level that you only get if you’re a middle aged influencer journalist/author/#founder

 

[Ccc8]

There is nothing in informative or entertaining in that video. And, a bit of a exaggeration I realise, I find her delivery quite stressful, despite the monotone.

 

[foxwarren]

The wobbly, one the verge of tears voice makes me nervous.

 

[Loobloo]

The wobbly, one the verge of tears voice makes me nervous.

Same.

 

[bottlewrapper]

They're all loreal brands apart from elf and bourgeois...I guess she had to pay Loreal back for the dinner/angle for more work from them somehow, so a fake spontaneous shopping spree (insert shot of paper bag supposedly containing purchased products here) makes sense.

But why does she do those godawful hard little flicks with soff pencils? Every time I think, oh she'll smudge those out to a smoky elongated shadow, but no, the rest of the line gets smudged but the tit flicks remain. And they're never even bloody level

 

[Villanelly]

The wobbly, one the verge of tears voice makes me nervous.

It’s the gaspy gulping that gets me.

 

[digsydelilah]

The wobbly, one the verge of tears voice makes me nervous.

I find it helps if you assume she's absolutely seething and ready to deliver a ham sandwich Popeye style on her way out of her mickey mouse "recording" "studio". She's so multilayered!

Grrrrind of black pepper. Now duck off.
Correctuuuuur. Step this way please.

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

What about the fake laugh when she talks about her lips?

 

[digsydelilah]

Two face shape-shifters at Liberty London. Will this be something for a perfume I wonder? I'm looking for to the (real life) photos! 🫣

 

[Aude]

I know the competition is tough but could this be a contender for her most pointless ever post?

 

[HotesTilaire]

The anticipation. Oh the excitement. What could it be.

 

[digsydelilah]

But it's very cool.