Sali Hughes #60 I will put you in a folder

[HowardMoon]

Hair hook is back!
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She never looks the same without a ring light or face shaping filter .

Her eyes always look like piss holes in the snow when she’s photographed in the wild. She must use a Disney eye effect filter or something

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Hair hook is back!
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Her eyes always look like piss holes in the snow when she’s photographed in the wild. She must use a Disney eye effect filter or something

Yes!! When Sam Chapman got married Sali’s ‘in the wild’ photos taken by her mates were … startling to say the least.

 

[HowardMoon]

It’s so unhealthy. She’s an objectively attractive nearly 50 year old yet she has to make herself look quite different on the internet for…what reason really? Flogging some products? It’s so weird.
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Also - I’ve never seen white trainers worn at a Christening before. Im obviously not fancy or famous enough

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

A black dress for a summer Christening?

 

[LyraBalaqua]

A black dress for a summer Christening?

Truth be told , I swapped my wardrobe last week and got rid of the summer dresses and washed the autumn leggings , long sleeved tops and sorted the boots ready for the cooler months . I love summer but love being organised more .

I am a twit and have since brought back the summer dresses, it’s so hot here.

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

Distraught to see Tim Key and Sali have mutuals. Deep down I think me and Tim might get married. She's not bloody invited to the wedding.

 

[Stillwater]

I really only wear black. The best I could manage for a summer churchy affair would be black with small florals on - which would be a concession because I hate florals. And probably my best white trainers or summer DMs.

I don’t really like summer clothes, or sandals , or most shoes. It’s challenging.

 

[crossword]

It’s so unhealthy. She’s an objectively attractive nearly 50 year old yet she has to make herself look quite different on the internet for…what reason really? Flogging some products? It’s so weird.
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Also - I’ve never seen white trainers worn at a Christening before. Im obviously not fancy or famous enough

I think she looks much better au naturel.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She never looks the same without a ring light or face shaping filter .

She looks like a real person, in the wild.

 

[HowardMoon]

I think she looks much better au naturel.

I do too because Sali’s online filtered appearance is becoming a bit uncanny valley now. People that know her in real life must find it so weird that she looks like ‘Sali but not Sali’ on social media

 

[digsydelilah]

I do too because Sali’s online filtered appearance is becoming a bit uncanny valley now. People that know her in real life must find it so weird that she looks like ‘Sali but not Sali’ on social media

Yes, she's really ramping it up lately.
"...and perfume with a side of Chili Pickle". ✨️✨️✨️‍

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

Maybe she's been inspired by Alex Steinherr?

 

[digsydelilah]

But she looks so different? And isn’t she an atheist?

Thread title.

 

[Binnsy86]

She’s supposedly an expert on fit, fashion, faces, shopping etc. She’s written books on getting this stuff just right. So how come she constantly wears glasses that appear to be eating her face?

(Oh god, the nails )

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The nails are wearing Sali On top of the face eating glasses!

 

[MakkaPakka]

I really only wear black. The best I could manage for a summer churchy affair would be black with small florals on - which would be a concession because I hate florals. And probably my best white trainers or summer DMs.

I don’t really like summer clothes, or sandals , or most shoes. It’s challenging.

I only wear black. Ollways. I wore black when I got married. I wear black when going to other people's weddings. I would wear black to a christening

 

[Stillwater]

We Wednesdays are everywhere.

 

[torontoon]

We Wednesdays are everywhere.

I'll have you know I'm Morticia (worn it for ages, ollways in fact)

 

[Stillwater]

I am not sexy enough to Morticia. I like a collar over cleavage. OHTHASSRIGHT MORE UPTIGHT THAN She Here.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

why does she even get invited to these things

it is her isn’t it?

 

[FrankieBelle]

why does she even get invited to these things

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it is her isn’t it?

Eww. Hirons is there too.