That (bought everything) looks like a mission statementIt's so telling that paying for your own outfit has to be stated does she want a medal?View attachment 1401929
That (bought everything) looks like a mission statementIt's so telling that paying for your own outfit has to be stated does she want a medal?View attachment 1401929
yes! I succumbed tooDamn you Lisa Eldridge and your new lipstick shades. Do I need any?
Iām staying strong, I bought some Bourjois for throwback value and Iām as happy with thatyes! I succumbed too
Did we really need to see the Armitage ShanksIt's so telling that paying for your own outfit has to be stated does she want a medal?View attachment 1401929
Possibly earned one, given how much they're charging for a long sleeved t shirtIt's so telling that paying for your own outfit has to be stated does she want a medal?View attachment 1401929
I mean that kind of zig zaggy thing is commonly used to hide "helper hair" but if she was wearing a topper her hair would actually look good and it doesn't, it looks shite.Why does she essentially have a comb-over these days and always flip her hair forward from the back and cover the parting?! Is she hiding a bald patch? Iāve never seen anything like it before, it looks so weird
Teeny little personās fingers in the teeny little pocket. Sheās so dinky.Why does she stand like that? It's so awkward-looking and unnatural
And just her fingers in the pocket
Several highly lucrative affiliate links this week though, to keep her Grauniad paymasters happy.If youāre thinking of reading the column this week, donāt, itās reached new heights of irrelevance. Starts with the sentence āI enjoy an online discount code as much as the next beauty nerdā. I cannot countenance the term ābeauty nerdā, absolutely boils my piss. Also, what discount code? We all know you donāt pay for anything Sali (apart from your Bretons). Then rambles on pointlessly about in house beauty treatments.
She has to be a beauty nerd because she's INTELLIGENT and SMART and MODERN and SPESHUL and not like those other women who like makeup.Several highly lucrative affiliate links this week though, to keep her Grauniad paymasters happy.