Sali Hughes #39 Four fridges? Still not as cold as a reply from Sali

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

I just had a thought. Public meltdowns, over reacting to questions, a very ill-advised and drastic hair change; this is all rather hormonal behaviour. Do we think She Here might be There Yet?

 

[rosemarina]

Perhaps she’s going to announce her long-awaited arrival at Platform Perimenopause? What insight can she possibly share if she hasn’t gone through it? Although it makes sense that she’d want in on a bit of Menopause Moolah - it’s definitely being monetised now.

She will definitely monetise the shit out of this. It will be comfy knits, cosseting moisturisers, madly expensive pyjamas and Marmite on toast for daaays.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Twitter is just a medium for people to show off that they once heard about something.

 

[SavetheDrama]

Hello!
Don't call it blonde though (even if it IS). She Here insists it's grey (btw what is her problem with blonde hair?).

Hi! My guess - Grey / silver is what young people like right now and she is YOUNG. 'Blonde is middle-class and played out, grey is uber chic'. God this could be a direct quote for all I know

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Is it just me or does this entire paragraph make no sense?

She (here). Cannot. Write.

Complete non-sensical word as per.

 

[melfish]

I misremembered, she was talking about having a troubled childhood and a woman who mentored her. She's just about to say how this affected her and SH says "Kate I'm going to interrupt you because this us definitely going to be a two parter..."

Fuckin' sociopath.

She wasn't live going to a commercial break, there was no need for that, and anyone with an iota of empathy would not have done it

 

[MakkaPakka]

That's a good idea. A brand could make a point of saying 'we don't work with social media infuencers'.

I'd totally buy their stuff.

 

[TheSilverFox]

LE is launching a foundation! I’m sticking to my no-buy until used up what I have, so I’m eagerly awaiting the tattle reviews! Hope she can colour match a beef shade for us

I keep trying to stick to the same rule, but with foundations and blushers I appear to be out of control Unless someone stages an intervention for me I imagine I'll be reporting back sooner than I should be

Noticed that Sali has stopped listing HER CHANEL DARK TORTOISE PANTOS FRAMES in capitals. End of an era.

 

[melfish]

Hope your day gets better, @melfish

Those things have chlamydia

My goodness, I look like shit these days myself, but those jeans are awful on her. I think she’s totally lost herself.

The length is a strange call, and the pose is just silly. Why is she copying young influencers and their annoying affectations? She really has lost her way

That lipstick is FROM £75?!

 

[SqualorVictoria]

If the same shoes were in Marks and Spencer she wouldn't touch them with a barge pole but stick Prada on them and she's all over it.

Real style is not about throwing money at something. It's about knowing what looks good on you, no matter how little the budget. My sister has an enviable ability to pick out amazing things from a charity shop, for instance. Maybe I've just got no eye for that kind of thing but I don't have the same luck

 

[Disillusioned]

Sali’s menopause panel has been called out on Twitter for being all white. No info on any pearls she shared.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

I'm confused by this week's advertorial:

I know what you’re thinking, because I thought it too: a “tinted serum” won’t touch the sides on anyone old enough to be twice-jabbed and in possession of a single speck of sun damage.

According to the BBC 'more than 44 million - 81% of over-16s - have had both doses.' covid vaccine is such a clumsy way to try and indicate age.

 

[melfish]

"Nobody will know what I wore today"

 

[TheSilverFox]

Moss, guacamole-on-the-turn, beer bottles, sprouts and 1970s avocado bathrooms. Evoking all the autumnal feels in me today

 

[Django]

I am DEATHLY PALE

 

[Disillusioned]

I had no doubt she would still be around being a right cow to everybody who didn't agree with her / worship her

I read that as “being a ring-light cow” which also works…

Sali’s excellent wiki, mainly authored by @Aude, will give you an overview.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Yeah like if you don't want people to comment on said pictures, don't post. Why not just stick to beauty stuff instead of posting 'intimate' pictures? A truly private person who didn't want to invite commentary wouldn't post

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I find the level of attention seeking and neediness in people like She Here intensely irritating.

She’s just waiting for someone to ask about the ankle bracelet, I’d bet her TORTOISE PANTOS from DAVID CLEWLOW on it.

 

[Jelly Bean]

“Dan, I’ll pretend to be asleep and you can take a quick snap”

Dis she whip off the TORTOISESHELL PANTOS and forget the glasses indentation is still visible on her nose?

Why? Why would you put your most private moments on the Internet? I don't get it.
And didn't she make a fuss when someone asked to see her perfume collection, that was in her bedroom, as her bedroom was completely off limits these days? (due to stalkery creepy trolls).

 

[melfish]

She Here is even vicariously snippy on Marcia's behalf

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No lipstick is worth wading through that drivel for. Once again, Sali could have answered in fewer words than it took to be snippy. Why is she so relentlessly unpleasant?