Personally, I cannot wait for her to run the marathon, because it will give us something to talk about because Jesus Christ this thread is as dry as the Sahara desert.
DO SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL SAFFRON FFS
DO SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL SAFFRON FFS
Saffron Barker #14 Hinting she’s going into the jungle, what a big deal, omg kangaroo penis is unreal
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She's so vanilla it's embarrassing
She's the human equivalent of Smash
i know like are you a pigeon your next is always twisting
Sorry literally just scrolling through threads and saw this HAHA
couldn’t have said it better myselfI wonder if saffron is jealous that joe still gets to be involved in strictly every year 
she mentions it wherever she can, her party dress resembled a strictly theme and possibly filmed another dancing with a partner based show if we're right about that?
she mentions it wherever she can, her party dress resembled a strictly theme and possibly filmed another dancing with a partner based show if we're right about that?She embarrassed herself on there, especially when she started acting like Veruca Salt and crying when she got voted offI wonder if saffron is jealous that joe still gets to be involved in strictly every year
I know this isn’t a Nicole thread, but Saffron is the closest person to her seen as though Nicole doesn’t have one. I did used to like her but since she’s got engaged she’s getting more like Saffron such a self entitled muppet. I know she’s happy she’s engaged but it’s boring when it’s constantly like let me get me ring in this photo incase you didn’t know I was engaged even though there’s millions of other posts to suggest that I am. She’s becoming more of a show off look at me with my Louis Vuitton bag she’s becoming stuck up too. I don’t know if it’s just me but I’ve gone off the lass..
Remind you of someone guys?
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I remember a few threads back there was a discussion on her height. Well I follow this fitness influencer called Jessica and she went to saffron’s gymshark 5k run the other day , Jess has always stated that she is 5’3 .. here’s a picture with her and saffron ( who claims she’s 5’2) so this just proves everyone’s point who said she was lying about her height I know it’s only an inch off but still . She also did tweet that she was 5’3 years ago ( see pic for evidence ) and in her YouTube video with her parents she answered a question about her lying about her height and her mum said she was 5’3 . so she’s definitely lying so she can seem smaller . Time stamp for the YouTube vid ( 8:03)
In that vid it seems like her mum says 5ft3 cause that’s the truth but quickly retracts because saffron tells everyone she’s 5ft2.
Side note - I find this tit weird cause imo there’s not really much difference between someone that’s 5ft3 and someone that’s 5ft2 like she’s honestly really weird to lie about that
I think that’s a good reflection of how tragic her obsession with her size is, she’ll fight endlessly to be seen as even one poxy inch shorter, when it really means nothing, just because she has such an unhealthy view on needing to be seen as small
Saffron would miss her Gymshark and Louis Vuitton while she credit card pines for her.
Oh but this one says Chloé and LV!!!I can’t stand coffee- Saffron
honestly she would even buy a piece of poo if it had some designer logo on it
Ive been here this place is over hyped she literally went so she can take a picture of basic ass coffee artI can’t stand coffee- Saffron
People buying tit purely for the gram is a whole new level of stupid. She definitely discarded the coffee after taking the photoI can’t stand coffee- Saffron
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