SaconeJolys #11 The Chronicles of Botoxia: the liar, the witch and the Wardo

[gloriouscheesecake]

Does she dish out the food onto side plates because no way, would just over half that serving dish be enough for two adults and the kids, especially as there was no salad, garlic bread etc.

the kids must've had minuscule portions. she really is dumb showing us that tit when she says she's getting treated for ED. For my family of 4, with three adults (my sis doesn't eat lasagne) eating it, that would all or nearly all be gone! doesn't even look appetising.

 

[Fatima]

the kids must've had minuscule portions. she really is dumb showing us that tit when she says she's getting treated for ED. For my family of 4, with three adults (my sis doesn't eat lasagne) eating it, that would all or nearly all be gone! doesn't even look appetising.

And she has the audacity to have leftovers
And that’s her plate.
I mean I repeat, everyone has their own vision of lasagna.

 

[lemonandlime]

WTF! No way this a normal amount of food for a family of six if that's what's left over.
Seriously this ED Coach might as well give her a refund.
I bet the kids get to fill up on chocolate and other crap because that can't have been enough.

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

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WTF! No way this a normal amount of food for a family of six if that's what's left over.
Seriously this ED Coach might as well give her a refund.
I bet the kids get to fill up on chocolate and other crap because that can't have been enough.

So agree. Still makes you wonder if the kids are eating the same as them because I look at this at see two adult size portions removed and thats it. If 4 kids, even if one is only 1 there shouldn't be much, if any, really left in there. but then again maybe I'm just a greedy piggy when it comes to eating! I just can't see how six of them ate that and there's nearly half left! I think the coach should just take the money and run. Anals obviously a lost cause. I bet she's punching herself in the face right now, going OH FFS ANNA I TOLD YOU TO STOP THIS.

 

[whatamess123]

I can't speak to why the cleaner really left as they did say before the cold shower admission she was leaving, but from my understanding they dont live in a very large town so I could easily see an owner of any of the local cleaning companies deciding not to work with them. Also there was no "accusation" of them punishing their kids with cold showers. They fully admitted to punishing Alessia with a cold shower straight from their own mouths. If I owned a company and was asked to do business with them I certainly wouldn't based on the words out of their own mouths. Just my opinion

Yes ,but you have morals..,

 

[DoseofReality]

Botox kid

Why is it called first time ice skating with the kids, when it wasn't the first time. Or does he mean first time ice skating with the botox kids.

So is Jonno trying to imply that he was bullied by Brian McFadden . It probably wasn't because you couldn't skate, Jon boi.

 

[Bronx_Princess]

If you're of a certain age & maybe only the Americans here will remember this celebrity, but Anna & Madame have the same cheekbones.

 

[bubblegummy]

Why do they feel the need to dress Eduardo in dresses and play with dolls i know theres nowt wrong with it but I've never seen him with a football, superheroes anything thats not girly or pink

Ever since he was a baby, he was trying to copy Emilia, as younger siblings often do. And, probably sensing that there's a good market there, their parents just really reaaallly encouraged it in every way they could. The poor boy's gym suit, with his name written in glitter on his bottom, is straight from the village people. They are whoring out their own kids in any way they can - and now I hear they've done it again with other children ! Wow that's a productive business. 10 ads?? I'm truly grateful to our official recrapper here for taking one for the team and helping us stop watching.

 

[lemonandlime]

Botox kid

Why is it called first time ice skating with the kids, when it wasn't the first time. Or does he mean first time ice skating with the botox kids.

Maybe he knows his audience... I would imagine the friendliest friends could get super excited about the videos that have first time in the title?

 

[Fizmozoo]

FIRST TIME ICE SKATING WITH THE KIDS VLOG RECRAP

Anna opens the vlog and tells us she's showing us her morning routine. She starts with emptying the dishwasher while Andrea watches. Next step is putting away the cutlery. Then the cups. No tit she's captioned each action in case someone's totally inept and needs CC because they can't figure out that she's putting a mug in a cupboard. Somewhere in the background Andrea is inspecting the wine fridge! LOL. Okay, next caption - putting away baking baking utensils. Yes, J's mistake, not mine. Baking baking! If you're gonna caption that tit, why don't you proofread it? Putting away kids bowls. It's kids', Mr. IQ of 130! Feeding six dogs. I swear more care goes into preparing the dog food - she's stirring each dog bowl and calls each dog by name when the bowl is delivered to the dogs. Next caption: putting away lunch boxes. More kids cutlery. Next step:packing dishwasher. Anna is moving at a snail's pace and I'm about to pass out from boredom, but I'm taking one for the team, I love you guys. Washing the kids placemats boards. Washing the dog bowls. OMG I'm just realising this happening in almost real time. This is so horrible. Next we've got rescuing Andrea (he wandered off of course). Cleaning the sink. Andrea is crying and screaming in the background. Anna is tending to the sink. Oh thank duck it's over. Five minutes of my life I'll never get back. It really wasn't a morning routine you moron, I just watched someone unload a dishwasher. If that's her entire routine, I'm not surprised she loses her tit when she has to do one extra task.

Anyway, they are off to London for ice skating. They were invited by LOL dolls and we never get an explanation why Alessia wasn't allowed to come. I mean, we know she's a second class child that gets benched whenever possible, but why doesn't Jonathan tell his loyal minions? On the upside, the As will have a better time in someone else's care. Olivia, who I will refer to as Botox Kid from now on is in the video A TON. And the other little girl. Jonathan pays way more attention to Botox Kid than he does to his own children. He's always filming her. She's absolutely beautiful, the friendliest friends might enjoy. At the event, there's a ball pit, they design donuts and finally they go skating. The mean toddler would've loved all of that. JESUS STOP FILMING BOTOX KID WOULD YOU. That girl doesn't even know she's shown to the world, I don't think children can really grasp that and if they aren't Youtube Babies they probably have no idea. Emilia is out of view but he shoves the camera in Botox Kid's face anyway. None of them can skate and the witch is fussier than the kids about it.

Afterwards, they are all at Five Guys... and the one thing I take away from this: the two botox siblings both eat the healthy burger, where you get it wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. The SJs get given fries of course. When they leave, Anna says she's pregnant with a milkshake. Alright then. On the train ride home, Botox Kid is the star of the show once again. She can sing. Yeah. That's gonna be a treat for the friendliest friends.

Back at the house, Jonathan is lying on the floor and all the kids are literally on top of him and each other. Everyone's tumbling around. Anna is filming Andrea opening a drawer. She's saying "he's gonna slam his fingers in a minute..." So instead of putting the camera down she just laughs.

OMG. Okay. I have to quote Anna - she claims she's never told that story before: the other day when I was alone with Andrea I handed him three barbies that were left over by the other kids. He looked at them like... and then she makes a face. "He was just not interested and then he ran off and went into the cars". Sorry witch, we've heard that already. Like a month ago. What is new information is that Andrea takes tupperware containers in the kitchen and pretends they are cars. "He is a very different child from to I used to...let's just say that..." And she doesn't look happy. Obviously.

Anna calls dibs on putting the boys to bed (apparently the easier option). Emilia wants to play...and Alessia wants a story read. I love her.

End of the vlog rant: Jonathan says he can't ice skate and wishes he could. Dude, give Chris Ingham a call, I bet he'll teach you. He might be well excited to have a skating buddy his own age. Anyway, Jonathan then tells us that he went to school with Brian McFadden from Westlife who was really good at ice skating.. he claims Brian invited him to go ice skating....but Jonathan sucked and Brian was seriously good... and because Jonathan wasn't any good "that's how I knew I wasn't going to be friends with Brian McFadden." WTF.

One more reference to the mysterious trip - it starts tomorrow and he has figured a way to upload a few things.

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see those little dots where the lines start?
That's gotta be the Botox injection sites?

Thanks lol. You're saving us all giving them a view.
I think JonBoy is the ultimate liar now, Brian McFadden lived and went to school on the Northside of Dublin city, JonBoy lived and went to school on the Southside of Dublin? Not possible that he went to school with BMF!

 

[Just-opinion]

Thanks lol. You're saving us all giving them a view.
I think JonBoy is the ultimate liar now, Brian McFadden lived and went to school on the Northside of Dublin city, JonBoy lived and went to school on the Southside of Dublin? Not possible that he went to school with BMF!

It's like he just looked at Brian's age and city of origin and said "we could've been best friends". I also seriously doubt if they happened to go to the same school (as if Jonno could get into a music based school) that he would want to be friends with him.

 

[Jak]

What's up with the obsession of LOL Dolls? Every third freaking day is about those waste of money, highly expensive plastic Dolls. I may sound like someone behind the toy trends of today, but seriously I am not getting the madness behind it.

And the amount of packaging is disgusting especially these days when we'll meaning people are trying to reduce waste!

 

[Fizmozoo]

It's like he just looked at Brian's age and city of origin and said "we could've been best friends". I also seriously doubt if they happened to go to the same school (as if Jonno could get into a music based school) that he would want to be friends with him.

Brian went to school in Artane Dublin. Then hit big time with Westlife. So I don't know where JonBoy thinks he went to school with him .
Apparently JonBoys band mate did mention that their band were a support act with Westlife back in the day, so he may know him. But it's total bullshit that he went to school with him.
He really must live in his own little weird world to think what he says out loud won't be clarified. The amount of lies he spiels is unreal.

 

[Jak]

Thanks lol. You're saving us all giving them a view.
I think JonBoy is the ultimate liar now, Brian McFadden lived and went to school on the Northside of Dublin city, JonBoy lived and went to school on the Southside of Dublin? Not possible that he went to school with BMF!

Jof the Oaf is a serial liar!

 

[whatamess123]

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And she has the audacity to have leftovers
And that’s her plate.
I mean I repeat, everyone has their own vision of lasagna.

That`s an "italian" girls lasagne??!.Looks vile ,no wonder she has "Left overs"!.

 

[Jak]

I mean everyone has their own version of lasagna but at least, more lasagna sheets would be welcomed, as it’s a lasagna recipe.

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She knows what she's doing as a half Italian girl!

Oh no!!!
Not Lapland!!! i don’t want them in my country!!

They'd be bleeping lucky to get sponsored to g to Lapland!

 

[Offtobuttonmoon]

Jof the Oaf is a serial liar!

That should get put into the next chapter title!

 

[Jak]

FIRST TIME ICE SKATING WITH THE KIDS VLOG RECRAP

Anna opens the vlog and tells us she's showing us her morning routine. She starts with emptying the dishwasher while Andrea watches. Next step is putting away the cutlery. Then the cups. No tit she's captioned each action in case someone's totally inept and needs CC because they can't figure out that she's putting a mug in a cupboard. Somewhere in the background Andrea is inspecting the wine fridge! LOL. Okay, next caption - putting away baking baking utensils. Yes, J's mistake, not mine. Baking baking! If you're gonna caption that tit, why don't you proofread it? Putting away kids bowls. It's kids', Mr. IQ of 130! Feeding six dogs. I swear more care goes into preparing the dog food - she's stirring each dog bowl and calls each dog by name when the bowl is delivered to the dogs. Next caption: putting away lunch boxes. More kids cutlery. Next step:packing dishwasher. Anna is moving at a snail's pace and I'm about to pass out from boredom, but I'm taking one for the team, I love you guys. Washing the kids placemats boards. Washing the dog bowls. OMG I'm just realising this happening in almost real time. This is so horrible. Next we've got rescuing Andrea (he wandered off of course). Cleaning the sink. Andrea is crying and screaming in the background. Anna is tending to the sink. Oh thank duck it's over. Five minutes of my life I'll never get back. It really wasn't a morning routine you moron, I just watched someone unload a dishwasher. If that's her entire routine, I'm not surprised she loses her tit when she has to do one extra task.

Anyway, they are off to London for ice skating. They were invited by LOL dolls and we never get an explanation why Alessia wasn't allowed to come. I mean, we know she's a second class child that gets benched whenever possible, but why doesn't Jonathan tell his loyal minions? On the upside, the As will have a better time in someone else's care. Olivia, who I will refer to as Botox Kid from now on is in the video A TON. And the other little girl. Jonathan pays way more attention to Botox Kid than he does to his own children. He's always filming her. She's absolutely beautiful, the friendliest friends might enjoy. At the event, there's a ball pit, they design donuts and finally they go skating. The mean toddler would've loved all of that. JESUS STOP FILMING BOTOX KID WOULD YOU. That girl doesn't even know she's shown to the world, I don't think children can really grasp that and if they aren't Youtube Babies they probably have no idea. Emilia is out of view but he shoves the camera in Botox Kid's face anyway. None of them can skate and the witch is fussier than the kids about it.

Afterwards, they are all at Five Guys... and the one thing I take away from this: the two botox siblings both eat the healthy burger, where you get it wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun. The SJs get given fries of course. When they leave, Anna says she's pregnant with a milkshake. Alright then. On the train ride home, Botox Kid is the star of the show once again. She can sing. Yeah. That's gonna be a treat for the friendliest friends.

Back at the house, Jonathan is lying on the floor and all the kids are literally on top of him and each other. Everyone's tumbling around. Anna is filming Andrea opening a drawer. She's saying "he's gonna slam his fingers in a minute..." So instead of putting the camera down she just laughs.

OMG. Okay. I have to quote Anna - she claims she's never told that story before: the other day when I was alone with Andrea I handed him three barbies that were left over by the other kids. He looked at them like... and then she makes a face. "He was just not interested and then he ran off and went into the cars". Sorry witch, we've heard that already. Like a month ago. What is new information is that Andrea takes tupperware containers in the kitchen and pretends they are cars. "He is a very different child from to I used to...let's just say that..." And she doesn't look happy. Obviously.

Anna calls dibs on putting the boys to bed (apparently the easier option). Emilia wants to play...and Alessia wants a story read. I love her.

End of the vlog rant: Jonathan says he can't ice skate and wishes he could. Dude, give Chris Ingham a call, I bet he'll teach you. He might be well excited to have a skating buddy his own age. Anyway, Jonathan then tells us that he went to school with Brian McFadden from Westlife who was really good at ice skating.. he claims Brian invited him to go ice skating....but Jonathan sucked and Brian was seriously good... and because Jonathan wasn't any good "that's how I knew I wasn't going to be friends with Brian McFadden." WTF.

One more reference to the mysterious trip - it starts tomorrow and he has figured a way to upload a few things.

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see those little dots where the lines start?
That's gotta be the Botox injection sites?

Love your recraps!
Anyway did anyone notice OCD Anna washes the dogs bowls with a brush , then proceeds to clean the sink with the same brush!

 

[Just-opinion]

Love your recraps!
Anyway did anyone notice OCD Anna washes the dogs bowls with a brush , then proceeds to clean the sink with the same brush!

Her OCD is very limited to things looking neat and organised, bacteria and spread of germs is not a priority for her

 

[DoseofReality]

Brian went to school in Artane Dublin. Then hit big time with Westlife. So I don't know where JonBoy thinks he went to school with him .
Apparently JonBoys band mate did mention that their band were a support act with Westlife back in the day, so he may know him. But it's total bullshit that he went to school with him.
He really must live in his own little weird world to think what he says out loud won't be clarified. The amount of lies he spiels is unreal.

What did he say in his draw my life, something about creating his own worlds in his head. He's still doing exactly the same thing except now he has real life puppets.