SacconeJolys #94 “Trans mum” and single gay dad, E2s identity is clearly a fad

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I just looked her up. I’ve genuinely never came across her before. I looked back on all her old stuff though until I found her posting with them. She looked young. Teeny tiny and young. Similar look to Anna now. Wonder if that’s what she is using as an inspirational look. Some of her old posts had like half a million likes!!
 
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Zoe, formally known as Zoella, was the one of the first UK vloggers to hit it big. She was signed with the same talent agency, and they would often meet up with her and her boyfriend Alfie.
Jonathan did not hide how much he lusted after her, but also always made sure to use her name in the title as as well as her photo in the thumbnail for every (Gleam talent agency) meet up.
When Anna had her miscarriage, Zoe looked after the Es. She loved those kids.
But now, there is no contact. Zoe and Alfie have not even met Andrea.
Never forget when Jonathon embarrassing tried to start a “swimming pool war” with Alfie over youtube via the vlogs and even tagged him in multiple instagram stories begging for attention and Alfie completed blanked him 💀
 
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Never forget when Jonathon embarrassing tried to start a “swimming pool war” with Alfie over youtube via the vlogs and even tagged him in multiple instagram stories begging for attention and Alfie completed blanked him 💀
Heyyy Alfie....
 
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You realise that the more people buy GF foods, the more reason for supermarkets to manufacture and stock them, right? Surely if your daughter has been coeliac for a long time you're aware that GF food was practically unheard of and had to be got through prescription or specialist health food shops? The trend in people eating gluten free has almost certainly benefitted coeliacs more often than hurt them.
In theory yes, but in practice when she can't get food it's infuriating.
 
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I can imagine Anna puts zero effort into sex, the rare time age allows Jonny to come near her. Was she a virgin before Jonny, or have a made that up? Either way, she was very young when are met and married him. I imagine her just lying there, like a lifeless Barbie, whilst he’s saying how young she looks, sweating on top of her!
She never shows affection towards him, I’ve never seen then told hands, or look like they’re a couple, even prior to matts appearance in their lives!
The thought of this literally made me throw up in my mouth 🤢
 
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Annal says the three of them are laden down with bags in her video - as e2 swings a lp bag and e1 a solitary jd bag 😂🙄
 
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On today’s episode of yes Jonathan Joly is definitely a pweirdo, why the eff is he pretending that E2 is 13 years old? E1 hasn’t even turned 12 yet.

The fact people are defending it saying it’s just a skit is gross, of all ages to pick he picked 13 for one reason and one reason only 🤮

He purposely went out of his way to buy those numbers. The last kid that would’ve needed a three candle was A2 (and that one is way too “girly & rainbow” for him) mind you that was almost 3 years ago, so it wouldn’t have just been lying around the house.

You can’t convince me that wasn’t a very calculated move to entice the friendliest friends 🤮
 

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I said a few days ago that I thought that Jonathan would be trying to cast Edie as a teenager now since Emelia isn't in videos as much. My suspicions seem to be right but it was only going to be a matter of time until he was gotto he doing it especially to attract certain people. I am expecting to have a lot of videos about 'my teenage daughter' and probably things about clothes and bra shopping, or what ever twisted thinks Jonathan can think of to get the clips.
 
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On today’s episode of yes Jonathan Joly is definitely a pweirdo, why the eff is he pretending that E2 is 13 years old? E1 hasn’t even turned 12 yet.

The fact people are defending it saying it’s just a skit is gross, of all ages to pick he picked 13 for one reason and one reason only 🤮

He purposely went out of his way to buy those numbers. The last kid that would’ve needed a three candle was A2 (and that one is way too “girly & rainbow” for him) mind you that was almost 3 years ago, so it wouldn’t have just been lying around the house.

You can’t convince me that wasn’t a very calculated move to entice the friendliest friends 🤮
Do you think it's so that edie can have their own tiktok as you have to be 13?
 
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Do you think it's so that edie can have their own tiktok as you have to be 13?
Edie and Emilia both have a TikTok of their own… which is so irresponsible. They’ve not disclosed it, but the fact they can access all content on their, unsupervised, from their phone is shocking. Even just reading comments on their creepy dads posts is scary, especially the number that say sexually explicit things to them both and many discussing and questioning edies genitalia. He never deletes them
 
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Do you think it's so that edie can have their own tiktok as you have to be 13?
Nope, you couldn't make a video pretending to be a certain age and that's that.
The amount of times jono had his channel stopped because the kids were under 13 and he got around it by saying he's older than that
But he never featured always the kids in each video.
He's 100% doing it for the creeps.
 
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Edie and Emilia both have a TikTok of their own… which is so irresponsible. They’ve not disclosed it, but the fact they can access all content on their, unsupervised, from their phone is shocking. Even just reading comments on their creepy dads posts is scary, especially the number that say sexually explicit things to them both and many discussing and questioning edies genitalia. He never deletes them
Oh wow, did not know this!! I wouldn't dream of letting my child have their own social media, not even when she's 13!
 
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I’m too old to have watched Zoella, but I used to like her perfume range! She married Alfie and they have 2 kids now- Ottilie and Nell. Their videos sometimes come up on my fyp, Ottie is very bright and Alfie in particular seems to do lots with her. They have a massive house and seemingly lots of money. I think Alfie used to say he didn’t like family channels, then has one!
Alfie did an infamous video where he was living off a pound for the day. He bagged free donuts etc because he was famous and then went on to spend money on clothes etc- so didnt live off a pound. He seemed to be so out of touch with reality that some people actually do live off that amount.
another one was zoella brought out an advent calendar for £50 I think. It was literally full of tatt, like a pen, some cheap stickers, a sachet star confetti, a note pad. It was awful and she got loads of tit for it!
If you watch old videos of the SJ and Zalfie, it’s so obvious they dislike Jonathan!
Nell?
 
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I noticed that E1 looks very uncomfortable being filmed in Anna's last couple of videos. Also, why is Anna still filming and posting footage of her brushing the children's teeth and feeding them spoonfuls of medicine? Surely she should know how inappropriate that is , unless she is doing it on purpose :(
 
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Novie Nell to be precise
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I noticed that E1 looks very uncomfortable being filmed in Anna's last couple of videos. Also, why is Anna still filming and posting footage of her brushing the children's teeth and feeding them spoonfuls of medicine? Surely she should know how inappropriate that is , unless she is doing it on purpose :(
definitely on purpose
 
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Oh wow, did not know this!! I wouldn't dream of letting my child have their own social media, not even when she's 13!
Yep, both of their pages are quite easy to find, Anna follows Edie’s page and Emilia follows Edie’s. Edie’s page is very disturbing and Emilia’s username is very inappropriate. Of course they’re not monitored pages though 🫠
 
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That's the most sad looking food. It has no value, no colour. I am sure Anna had a hot hearty meal because breakfast is the most important meal for her. She is so lazy and uninventive that shoves in a banana with it to fill their tummy. Eating Nutella everyday for breakfast 😩🤮
 

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Isn't it strange how often E2 is falling poorly lately??
Alessia got to do a run around the toy store for the same challenge as andrea but E2 is poorly in bed again.

Can't be that long ago as he didn't get that Olivia magazine long ago.
You'd expect the others to have a higher chance of catching something from school
 
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