Xmas day at the SJ's:
Anal wakes up to do a workout because you don't get a body like that without hard work mommymakeover. A2 hasn't even been to bed, he's on the tablet and Santa himself could come down the chimney and he would be completely oblivious. The gnome crawls out of his pit and gets the kids even more hyped along with the 10,000 grams of sugar Anal has fed them. They open presents, jono doing his tit "ohh I think its gonna be a school book budddy" joke in his little squeaky voice. E2 gets jealous and dumps a1s presents in the outside bin which Jono praises him for coz she's a SASSY QUEEN. Anal cooks some dried up polystyrene, and BAYSIL for dinner with chocolate sauce instead of gravy because she's not like other mom's, she's a cool mom. She then proceeds to ignore them for the rest of the day and goes to have a private facetime with Matt while he poses in his Y-fronts. The day ends with all the children wishing us a merry Christmas (the Es in an American accent) and then finishes with e2 flipping us off. The end.
they ruined this house and garden, i wonder who would want to buy it now
