Good morning, the kids are distracted for a bit by a magic trick at breakfast, I thought they were taking them away for kids club early, but unfortunately, it's just an act. Here watch this footage when you can't see anything or know what's going on. JONATHAN included that camera shaking, he just stopped caring what he edits, he's not getting the views he wants. JONATHAN went and got me a cappuccino how nice, he's still not getting lucky this vacay. Did my child ask me for chocolate? I'm so proud and he wants tons, I'm gushing. Now we are going to the fitness center for my 7-minute workout and JONATHAN is talking, but let me cut him off. Remember last night when I said I had a footlong(not that kinda footlong, he's more like a Gherkin) at lunch and I was just going to get a salad, well, I ate all of Andrea's fries, okay, so. JONATHAN has cut in here saying he's plant-based when he had salmon for breakfast, he's silly, so I correct him. He has a penis on his neck, you can't take anything he says seriously. He's still talking about plant-based burgers, I want to get these 7 minutes over as lazily as I can, and JONATHAN is still going on about how meaty his burger was, oh, hun, your burger will never be meaty. I never thought he'd shut up, I'm gonna walk away. I think we are at the gym but these pieces of equipment throw me off, is this a computer lab? I didn't really use that rope thingie, I just did my mundane 7 minutes. OH GOD, the kids are back from kids club and we are waiting for the train which is really a big golf cart. Let's all go back to the apartment and play in the tiny pool, not hot tub. The kids are talking and I think Emila is tired or maybe she's tired of the kids club, but she better get untired, she's going back. Emelia and I are going to get lunch while everyone is in the pool except Andrea who is unsupervised I'm sure. I put sunscreen on him all day and don't understand why he is not turning brown, he's just pink, I think he's broken y'all. I know he's Irish, but Italian is supposed to counteract that I thought. Emelia is talking, she sounds like a grown-up, I don't get that, I didn't teach her to do that? Y'all we found another kid's club within walking distance to our apartment, like thank god, I mean I can drop them off quicker. We are going to try tomorrow, but actually, it's going to be today, because why would I waste that time when I can be on my phone. We got our lunch, I hope that will be comped by the company. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING, I hope so Emelia, I was following you I only know the nail shop, the waxer, the school, the post office, and the vet. This child that I'm following is talking to me a lot, not sure how to handle it but saying good girl is a thing, right. Let's get on the train, that's not a train. These kids better get the dog's names right, I mean they are family, and I won't have that. It's the friendliest friend shot of course JONATHAN is making sure to include those. What did you get tonight JONATHAN, S E E B A S S, not me, of course. I talk about sharing food and getting fries, but I have to make some content, you still with me, nodding off? The kids have had their starters, oh, Alessia's got her boobies out, like I'm a fucking weirdo to let anyone know that. Also, JONATHAN's creepy comment, like fuck my life, he's gonna use this footage and I'm gonna have to defend it. I got S E E B A S S, just letting you know again in case you forgot like a minute ago. We are back on the train that's not a train going back to the apartment, the kids are loud and screaming, it's late, but who cares that they had just carbs for dinner. Look at the views guys, it's just apartments. Look at the beautiful views, of parked cars. Someone help me. We are the only ones on the train, not train. I'm going to end the vlog here, they are getting violent.