SacconeJolys #56 A bottle a day doesn't keep the social services away

[Espe]

LOL! That's good to know. I shop at wal-mart when we need essential items like soap, toothpaste, etc.. Our main shop is the Win Dixie. I can tell you that in both shops there are very interesting characters that frequent them. It's like they don't change out of their PJ's in the mornings and if it's summer they will shop with just shorts and a bikini top. A lot of times you see people without shoes.

I've seen people in Tesco in the UK with their PJs on!

 

[reh0780]

I hope he only wears those tights for running. It would look ridiculous in public wearing them as daily clothes. I’d rather he wear his overpriced, ripped diesel jeans which I’m sure has many of

 

[ohbabyee]

Lol read the note from the company!!!

No matter what I do I can’t read it ,tell me I dying to know now

 

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[JimmyMac55]

Poor little Andy, kid can't have any growth to his hair without her buzzing it all off. Poor thing looks like he's part of a Mormon family vlogging channel. God forbid if their hair grows any that month, mom's got out the clippers.

And yet they waited quite a while before any of the olderkids got haircuts, andy was just around a year old when he got his first one,

 

[binlova]

For a woman that literally sits on her ass most of the day she looks very rough.

the makeup looks terrible and ages her so badly

 

[SoTiredMomma]

So glad Giselle went through all that trouble to find a good pose to show us his armpit. #blessed

(Seriously though, this is how I used to imitate a monkey when I was a kid. What the F are you doing?!)

What is this? Trying accidental Nip slip, bewb show?

 

[Lunarly]

Don’t live near the SJs but got an email from school saying they’ve been informed local cases are some of the highest and that we should do Lf tests twice a week on ourselves and children and that we should get a pcr test with basically any symptoms, including feeling tired, headaches or runny nose etc. Which is basically any cold symptom which is a bit excessive but is the advice.

 

[Offtobuttonmoon]

Haven't looked at their dross in a little while. Reassuring all is as it was. She's hiding from her life in bed with a full face of slap on AND a filter... touting for compliments like a 19yr old. His face has changed AGAIN. Fillers? Alcohol?

He has the physique of my 60yr old aunt. And there's a child shoved into shot who looks bored and mildly grubby/vitamin deficient.

So true, this cracked me up!!

 

[awakenotwoke]

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I’m sure you don’t use a color that’s way off base. She doesn’t need full coverage foundation she has great skin she uses it like a fake tan. Of course the make up isn’t cheap, like she’d use anything cheap its beyond her.

I match it to my skin colour which is pretty pale as I hate the sun and refuse to fake tan anymore as I don’t see why it’s a thing to artificially change your skin colour when looking back at pics when I did fake tan I looked ridiculous, Anna isn’t even using a warm tone it’s neutral , which says a lot even with fake tan she doesn’t have a warm toned skin like most Italians .

 

[Mrs Mac.]

I don’t know where the confusion came from but it was E2’s march yesterday not E1’s… I didn’t hear Annal or Jonobody say E1 plays rugby Where did you hear that ?

Sorry that may have been me. I am always getting the E’s and the A’s the 1’s and the 2’s mixed up.
I was talking about Edwardo’s match.
As to the sport, I assumed it was Edwardo playing as my friends school played their school in rugby and I know his son is Edwardos age. I may have got it all completely wrong as I’m going off his brief Insta story but the school, the timing, a match all seemed to line up with what Anna was prattling about.
That’ll teach me for gossiping from NZ.

 

[marjan]

I know this doesn't actually matter but that is not actually what the 300 means.
I use an apple watch everyday as well and it actually gives you a bunch of numbers. It will give you steps and also the number of calories burned in movement. So if you set your goal to 10,000 steps (the average) the calorie number is 580. So if you look at his watch again you will see the red circle is about half way closed which means he is probably at 6,000-7,500 steps and about 300 calories burned from walking.
In this picture the person has almost closed the red ring but only has the number 323. When I walk 12,000 steps that number would show about 780.
Don't get me wrong I detest everything about this man and I DO believe he is a lazy oaf but I just thought I could clear up that one misperception

Good to know!! That's why I was asking if I was reading his watch right I don't own an apple watch myself haha. Also, it seemed almost impossible to me that he would only do 300 steps by 5pm because just walking around the house would give you more than that

 

[Mickey123]

Asda is owned by Walmart but is not the same. It's just a supermarket here, and I have never seen people shopping there dressed in a duvet, bikini, or taking their pet tortoise for a walk...

LOL! That's good to know. I shop at wal-mart when we need essential items like soap, toothpaste, etc.. Our main shop is the Win Dixie. I can tell you that in both shops there are very interesting characters that frequent them. It's like they don't change out of their PJ's in the mornings and if it's summer they will shop with just shorts and a bikini top. A lot of times you see people without shoes.

 

[Eyesopened]

No annal you didn’t do his hair cute , it’s shoddy and will fall out after a short while .

 

[Justcurious81]

She says they are at the same time which seems not true since it would oblige a lot of parents to miss one of their children performance…

Exactly! Doesn’t ring true for me at all.

 

[SarahN]

Since you liked my avatar so much you may have missed these I posted a while back! Jonathan's such a model
His new jacket collection dropping in 2020never!
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His mens wear... no women's wear....no...I don't identify as any label wear dropping whenever it has the balls to come out of the closet

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How did I miss those ?

 

[Layercake]

I only started watching them when I stumbled across their 'London' house tour, so not sure, but did they really take parenting classes before Emilia was born?

I doubt it, I watched them then and I don't recall them doing that. They rarely left the house back then too. We do prenatal classes in Ireland pre birth they could be talking about that but those classes are not exactly parenting classes and it's optional to go or not. Parenting classes were not really a thing in Ireland. We do have them now and they are more accessible today then ever before but still lacking in my opinion. The classes I've heard of are after you have a child rather than before.

 

[Chriss71]

Hey guys, I'm going to show you this expensive handheld machine to try and get you to purchase it, although I got mine for free. I'm going to go on for about three minutes, so just skip this part. I've had botox and that's my anti-aging, see how I hardly touch my forehead, let's move on. Hey guys, I'm cooking dinner, I'm making fish pie, oh look dog poo, let's continue to talk about dinner. Anywho, I'm making a fish pie, I tell you this about six times, and I made a chicken and mushroom pie yesterday, I like pies. I'm really, really tempted to go veggie, because I don't really understand how it works, like we only eat chicken, like, once a week, and we have fish once a week, and the rest of the week is pasta, I mean veggie, I mean takeout. Here I admit I don't buy enough food to feed a family of six, but I do it for ethical reasons. I know all about ethical things because I'm so ethical. I would never go vegan, for sure, because that's too ethical, but I have been vegetarian in the past, I mean pescatarian, maybe, but I'd really like to go vegetarian for ethical reasons because I love animals, but I have an ED and what I said is a reasonable argument for not doing it. However, as many of you know my ED disappeared because I phone called a lady in the US so now I can go veggie. Now, back to the fish pie, I don't mind eating the fish. I like seafood, but I love animals, you see how well my dogs are kept. I really want to go veggie, but I love squid, the animal, not the game, but then I watched this clip about an octopus, and it changed my life, I'll still eat the fish, not the octopus. It's time, though, I've always been a huge animal lover and I have an aunt who is veggie. She is an amazing lady who sticks with her convictions, unlike me. I craved meat with both boys, how masculine of me. I ate chicken again with Emelia, but then I had an eating disorder, and it still appears that I have very blatant ED tendencies to this day. Did y'all like my deep discussions? I'm so deep. Again, I admit that the fish pie filling isn't enough to feed a family of six, but I still do it, because honestly they just wait for me to give them chocolate. Here I state that the kids aren't big meat eaters, but I'm the one that feeds them so they aren't actually able to have a varied array of foods to form an opinion. I get stuff out of my frig and point out my kids are using the hell out of the hot chocolate machine because that's healthy. Oh look at my neck, my thick makeup that I run down the entire length of my neck on an ordinary day of doing nothing has creased. I look at my phone for hours, no wonder. Here I make the fish pie. I point out the weather, you have that, don't you, weather? I make dinner early, remember like last time I made it at lunchtime, y'all I'm a chef. I cook dinner early because I'm less stressed, even though that meal took less than thirty minutes to put together. My nerves are more important than a decent hot-cooked meal, even though the kids aren't in school at this moment. Oh, I got some things for the kids. I got Edwardo a unicorn onesie because that sounds right for a gymnastics class. Y'all know, like a full-blown nighttime onesie because our gym is extra like that and teaches nothing apparently. He has to be just like his sister, so Jonathan is trying to arrange that, but blue and meat, am I right. I got Emilia one also, our gym likes full fabric clothing to practice backflips. Nothing like a spotter unable to see where their hands are going. Now of course Emilia is now a teenager, she had to have a leopard print or we'd never hear the end of it. I got Andrea a bat costume, it feels pretty horrible, like it should be made of real bat material or it's crap. OMG, it's made out of 100% polyester, I mean it was good enough for my Christmas pajama line, but FFS that shit should go on my own kid. It's cute and basic though. I asked him if he wanted to be a zombie because I'm trying to cut back, but he said no, he didn't want to be anything but kept going back and forth on pumpkin and bat. I said hell no to the pumpkin because he was one already and when he wears orange it reminds me that I need to take another millimeter off his hair. Emilia is going to be a zombie bride, you know what the other two are going to be. How could you miss the tik tok?? I burned my fish pie, I'm still going to serve to the kids and fox, how ethical. Here I'm scrapping out all the burnt into the casserole dish, you can't see it or you'll vomit. Did you guys really think I'd stoop so low and eat that burnt pie, no we got take out to watch You. Here I take a dig at intuitive eating, oh yeah, this was our date night, I show JONATHAN'S giant-ass glass of wine, look at my egg. I talk about making tofu and laugh at how I can't cook it, I mean I can't really cook, but hey. Garbage, GARBAGE, I gotta go inhale my dinner as I intuitively eat. Night y'all.

This is what I hear when she talks, I don't know about you guys, this is just allegedly heard from my iPhone.

Hilarious, made my day,

 

[Magnolia23]

She had one two years ago, but the kids did not spend the night. They put up tipi's in what is now Jonathan's office, and got a popcorn machine., one of those big ones. Not been used since, I don't think?

What a change of reaction from Emilia now- when she got home - she disappeared straight to her room *insert Annas stupidest grimace* ...hoping for 'I want my own room' tantrum

 

[JimmyMac55]

And yet today is a world wide movement, the wave of light, and not a mention from either of them.
Think that says everything about their attitude to the loss; it's all for content.

Seeing Emilia getting dressed up and looking all grown up like that really highlights how ridiculous it is that she still shares a bedroom with her 4yo sister. She should be in her own room now.

they probably dont/didnt know.Wouldnt be surprised.