Fabulous!
Fabulous!I can’t comprehend the latest instalment of California photos...the necessity to drag two small children to Cali for “content”...the reel at the airport {who LITERALLY has time to to take a toddler and a baby on that trip and spend the time filming them?the regurgitation of Groundhog Day photos at the same location in the same clothing from three years ago...The fucking straw hat at the airport....
So I’m channeling my @Skewbedu and as this song popped into my head tonight thought I’d revise the lyrics for Grabby and Co. #alllllllllllltheOCvibes
California (theme to the OC)
She’s been on the run
Dreaming of #sun
Looking after number one
California here she comes
Like back when she was an InstaHun
Out come Benpecked’s guns
Their luggage weighs a ton
A circus at Terminal 1
California there they come
Isolating don’t you know
Vaccinepassports on the go
Nothings going to stop her now
California here they come
But this time she’s a Mummmm(ma)
FrahFrah tantrumming on the floor
Waffys face looks pale and sore
But think of all the ‘gram pics in store
California here she comes
Californiaaaaaa
Californiaaaaaa
Here she comessssssss
Californiaaaaaaa
Californiaaaaaaaaaa (repeat till fade)
....I won’t give up the day job any time soon
Wow that particular shade of shart she’s dressed both poor kids doesn’t half clash with their pale complexion. Just put them in nice colours suitable for kids you dick head.Crisscross back shot- tick! Although it's Frah Frah not Grabby.
And the absolute smugness of her caption, “and now we’re here with two!” Tone deaf as usualWhat is that poor kids hair all about
Freya looks cold in that photoWhat is that poor kids hair all about
Wow that particular shade of shart she’s dressed both poor kids doesn’t half clash with their pale complexion. Just put them in nice colours suitable for kids you dick head.
And the absolute smugness of her caption, “and now we’re here with two!” Tone deaf as usual
Bit nippyThat photo is disgraceful. Chopsy is frozen in it. You can see her skin is goosebumped and mottled.
Grabby should be fucking ashamed of herself
Freyas arms look quite red don't theyWhat is that poor kids hair all about
I wonder what god forsaken time of the morning that was taken.That photo is disgraceful. Chopsy is frozen in it. You can see her skin is goosebumped and mottled.
Grabby should be fucking ashamed of herself
... Now waiting for the mumma and Frah Frah crisscross back shotCrisscross back shot- tick! Although it's Frah Frah not Grabby.
Was about to say if you check the weather there it's min 8C to max 18C pretty much everyday with wind. So while it's significantly warmer than here it's still not exactly bikini weather. More like a nice spring day.Bit nippy
That’s why the photo is so zoomed in..! I thought there was something off wit the composition but hadn’t noticed the handIf you zoom in you can see a very freckly arm holding Raffy up.... trying to make her little ones look more "advanced" yet again!
She must think it’s not hot enough for sun cream (in same way not cold enough for a coat the week before Christmas in uk) but warm enough for a swimming costumeFreyas arms look quite red don't theyShe has the Sterling family skin tone and red hair, yet #mumma can't be arsed to put suncream on her.
I went once in May it was warm during the day but not baking like a summer day here. Morning and evenings were very cold need thick jumpersWhat temperature do you reckon it would be in the evenings there? In that swing video, her two are barefoot, and Bentos only has a little Tshirt on. Can't really see but the people in the background look like they are dressed for much colder weather!
I know it's california but it's still their winter at the moment, right?
Melatonin? Which she attributed to pulling her out of the ‘depression’ she had following the now infamous “I don’t want to see happy families” Story didn’t she?They'll be full of nappies as no way would she pay for a diaper in the states. She has two kids in nappies for a fortnight. I would also bet she has snacks and stuff all packed for the kids as again, she won't pay for stuff for them if she can avoid it. She will also have her usual pool inflatables, smores kit and tea light to cook them on, the dusty 1950s fringed parasol for the beachand her trusty saltwater sandals and hats. She probably takes a full length body pillow to separate her and grandad in bed in case he gets overcome by lust in the night
Once the nappies and snacks are finished, she has plenty of room for goldfish crackers, pumpkin puree and there's something else she always brings back from America but I'm fucked if I can remember what horror it is
Euuggghh that photo is the pits. This/that guy has the most awful creepy predatory eyes I think I’ve ever seen and she looks like a total dick in those sunglasses!To be fair, Benpecked and Grabby are absolute pros at travelling around California with a child, they've been doing it for years... George was good practice.
I don’t think I can put into words how goofy, geeky, dickish she looks in that photo - it’s the chin, teeth, chipmunk cheek combo that gets me every time!How can they find each other attractive?
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