RVK_Loves #34 Newborn on a boat, on the floor, on long car rides & sleeping in a corridor

[hereforthe_tea]

Do we know why Waffy is a lion? I know Freya is a bee because they credit bee pollen to her conception . So why the lion? Lion spunk? They dressed up in fur as part of the foreplay? I’ve made myself feel quite sick

*edited to hide his face as just because his mum doesn’t respect his privacy doesn’t mean I shouldn’t

 

[SmashAndDash]

Do we know why Waffy is a lion? I know Freya is a bee because they credit bee pollen to her conception . So why the lion? Lion spunk? They dressed up in fur as part of the foreplay? I’ve made myself feel quite sick

*edited to hide his face as just because his mum doesn’t respect his privacy doesn’t mean I shouldn’t

I originally thought it was because his star sign was Leo but that’s not the case. No idea what bullshit theory she’ll spit out in a few months about…maybe they saw lions mating at whipsnade the same day they conceived and it was just so, so magical to watch. The best.

 

[Skewbedu]

Now I don't know about you but unless I have magical super eyes I can totally see your wires there Curious my dude.

"Safe to say I enjoyed this one" Oh Georgie, you multi careered turnip, the bar on your levels of a fun night out must be set towards the lower end of the spectrum...

 

[Trickywoo]

View attachment 801912Now I don't know about you but unless I have magical super eyes I can totally see your wires there Curious my dude.

"Safe to say I enjoyed this one" Oh Georgie, you multi careered turnip, the bar on your levels of a fun night out must be set towards the lower end of the spectrum...

I know the name of an exceptional Optometrist George ! Think you
N E E D Y O U R
E y e s
t e s t e d
° •
○ ● - which is clear ?
This ○
or
● This ?

 

[Onthehop]

View attachment 801912Now I don't know about you but unless I have magical super eyes I can totally see your wires there Curious my dude.

"Safe to say I enjoyed this one" Oh Georgie, you multi careered turnip, the bar on your levels of a fun night out must be set towards the lower end of the spectrum...

Hideous! It looks like it’s made out of vegetable/fruit crates

Check out the wooden pallet for mama K’s Christmas tree

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

View attachment 801912Now I don't know about you but unless I have magical super eyes I can totally see your wires there Curious my dude.

"Safe to say I enjoyed this one" Oh Georgie, you multi careered turnip, the bar on your levels of a fun night out must be set towards the lower end of the spectrum...

It looks like something from a student house share. Like something they banged together cos they couldn't afford to buy furniture. Has he used chip wood?

 

[CharlotteSometimes]

Do we know why Waffy is a lion? I know Freya is a bee because they credit bee pollen to her conception . So why the lion? Lion spunk? They dressed up in fur as part of the foreplay? I’ve made myself feel quite sick

*edited to hide his face as just because his mum doesn’t respect his privacy doesn’t mean I shouldn’t

She tagged the following:

but I’m still none the wiser!

Do we know why Waffy is a lion? I know Freya is a bee because they credit bee pollen to her conception . So why the lion? Lion spunk? They dressed up in fur as part of the foreplay? I’ve made myself feel quite sick

*edited to hide his face as just because his mum doesn’t respect his privacy doesn’t mean I shouldn’t

She tagged the following:

But I’m still none the wiser!

 

[MissTeddy]

Come on now guys - cut him some slack, this man GREW HIS OWN MOUSTACHE!

 

[interestedonlooker]

She has at least 3 ergo carries, potentially 4...why so much greed??? She has a black one (seen on gloaty braggy southwold holiday pictures), a blue one (seen on same trip) and a grey one (seen in muchous gloaty braggy holiday to Italy). So is the recent 'ad' ANOTHER navy one?? It makes me disproportionately angry how greedy she is...??

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She has at least 3 ergo carries, potentially 4...why so much greed??? She has a black one (seen on gloaty braggy southwold holiday pictures), a blue one (seen on same trip) and a grey one (seen in muchous gloaty braggy holiday to Italy). So is the recent 'ad' ANOTHER navy one?? It makes me disproportionately angry how greedy she is...??

Is it not the same carrier but different filters?! The only one I remember seeing is the grubby black one she’s worn to death and it’s now been replaced with a #gifted new one

 

[Hashtagged]

Is it not the same carrier but different filters?! The only one I remember seeing is the grubby black one she’s worn to death and it’s now been replaced with a #gifted new one

Pretty sure it’s just the one filthy grubby one covered in sick stains which if we all remember was a hand me down which she used to endlessly tag Ergo in order to get a new one.

 

[haveyougotthismama]

View attachment 801912Now I don't know about you but unless I have magical super eyes I can totally see your wires there Curious my dude.

"Safe to say I enjoyed this one" Oh Georgie, you multi careered turnip, the bar on your levels of a fun night out must be set towards the lower end of the spectrum...

I can’t work out if he is just lazy or stupid?! Is it also just me or does he constantly write like an over excited teenager writing in their diary (i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve read he’s ‘super excited’ about everything)

 

[CharlotteSometimes]

The Ergo baby as part of a blog post about baby equipment. She clearly recognised how skanky she was before it was purchased! I don’t think it’s ever seen the inside of a washing machine.

 

[Meringue22]

Has curious George deleted the pics of that masterpiece?

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

Has curious George deleted the pics of that masterpiece?

Bless him, he has.

 

[Mustard]

Bless him, he has.

Does he read Tattle or was it his big sis?

 

[Lola7286]

Bless him, he has.

I can still see it

 

[Meringue22]

I can still see it

I assumed it was a new post. It is still there

 

[nettleteareader]

Has curious George deleted the pics of that masterpiece?

No, it's still there, posted back in early July

 

[Meringue22]

No, it's still there, posted back in early July

Still there and still tit