You don’t hang out with Grabby then.
You don’t hang out with Grabby then.I have a cool bag and cool box - I bought both In Lidl.
Perfection!!!Allow me to offer you a preview, minus Granny’s Enid Blyton light and airy oh so dreamy filter she puts on her entire life:
Ciao because #ohitaly Recreates an old holiday because it was the best dream week ever? #vitaminsea #rvklovesbollocks
Breakdown at airport as Coronavirus is actually a Thing and Benpecked made us fly Easyjet with commoners but FreyBentosChopsyWopsyChicklet was a dream baby and breastfed/slept the whole way in her #prsample stroller when she wasn’t strapped and dangling by her crotch.
After arriving at Air BnB with mumma and The Gang has another breakdown as it’s not ‘Grammable at all and regretting being cheap when booking said apartment but what can you do when no one will #kindlygift a stay elsewhere?
All change into beige/pink floaty clothes and straw hats (frilly romper for Bentos obvs) for pictures (damn mumma for wearing the bloody blue halter top - so not Courtney et al)
Straight to Lidl for allll packet goods and then straight to pink wall for pictures as must recreate everything from previous years otherwise how will it be best ever? Remember to look down and spread legs!
Now to water for shots with vile but expensive bucket and spade for Bentos on thin hammam towel (Benpecked refused to carry shit coloured parasol as hand luggage) Stare wistfully at boats and wonder if they will accept ExPoSuRe in exchange for a trip?
Back to pink wall for Gelato shot and watch fountains whilst eating packet foods (sure mumma is sneaking wine out of her straw bag, urgh). Must remember hand hearts at some point too?
Rinse and bloody repeat.....
You don’t hang out with Grabby then.
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Yass, no packets on show!#ohdreamytupperware
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It’s utterly bizarre! Italy has some of the best food in the world, all those amazing restaurants, bistros and cafes that they NEVER visit, WHY??? That’s half the point of going to Italy, non?!No packets but who the fuck makes picnic kinda food in Italy even with one year old??!! Fucking hell chickpea and avocado in ItalyI want to cry!!!!! They are the most BORING people ever seen.
I think she should sign up for Come and dine with me, just visualise her turn
Also little balcony, hmmm balcony of normal size you greedy bitch
I don’t get it even if she eats her “strange” diet she can order amazing fresh produce anywhere just like you mentionedIt’s utterly bizarre! Italy has some of the best food in the world, all those amazing restaurants, bistros and cafes that they NEVER visit, WHY??? That’s half the point of going to Italy, non?!
She can’t afford it me thinksIt’s utterly bizarre! Italy has some of the best food in the world, all those amazing restaurants, bistros and cafes that they NEVER visit, WHY??? That’s half the point of going to Italy, non?!
There are so many options available,veggie, vegan etc.. I fail to understand why you need to take Tupperware on holiday!!!!I don’t get it even if she eats her “strange” diet she can order amazing fresh produce anywhere just like you mentionedAnd if you don’t want to sit down with others due to corona you can still grab something amazingly delicious on the go that the lovely Italians will make to your preferences
If that’s the case they should stay at home, you go there for the culture, which in Italy mainly revolves around the food and wine!!She can’t afford it me thinks
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