For forks sake, disappeared for a few hours to sort a few things out in the house and to make sure my youngest {tweenager with attitude} was actually doing her online classes and school work {instead of playing minecraft with her cousin}. And bloody Grabby twunt decides to unleash some highlights of 2 days of birthdaying bentos on her insta stories {still no sign of the ikea kitchen hack, maybe they're saving the best for last HAHAHAHA}.
My inner OCD-ness finds the wall display irritating because the silver balloons spelling out ONE don't sit dead center on the twigs. The party tassels look bland & scruffy and the 'polaroid photos of Freya's year' garland, also don't sit symmetrically underneath {it's up too high on one side}. The birthday cake looks so pretentious sat on an up turned crate. Those pancakes that Freya is munching away on do indeed look like dog turds #yumyum.
A birthday bloody brunch of Freya's favourite food... WTAF
![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f606.png)
![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f606.png)
seriously!!! And of course, people were all crying at the video of one second of every day of Bentos life, more like tears of "make it fucking stop!"
Well... what a forking surprise that the gifted-grabbing-prick, got her wish of not only the £200 freebie tri-climb {which has been placed rather near to the unnecessary wood burner} but also the not-ever-mentioned £140 slide #forkingdisgusting. These instagrabbing twunts should be made to donate 50% of the cost of the item{s} they've been #gifted {aka insta begged for}. She also got a free professional photo shoot too.