'The kids said it was too cold to play in the sand though'. DID THEY? DID THEY REALLY? I'm sure Raffy is also quoting Dickens and correcting everyone's grammar now at the ripe old age of 18 months.
But also yes Grabby, yes it is too
bleeping cold to play in the sand on a freezing UK winter day. I bet she sobbed in the car on the way home because she wanted to get some specific pics on the sand and they weren't playing ball. Maybe because they're not photo props Grabby, they're actual human beings!!!!
New tradition incoming for next years bingo. A NYE trip to IKEA
Spare me! I bet they were the world's most annoying people there that day.
Also her closest IKEA will be Wembley, but I wonder if she went to a further one because Wembley is very multicultural, and we all know what she thinks of anyone that isn't white.