definitely not- they're the type to nitpick when the bill arrives and say we're not splitting it because somebody had a glass of wine and we brought our own Tupperware slop and shared a tap water.
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Lollll I can imagine this so vividly. When I go out with friends we always split the bill even if someone has had a drink and someone hasn't as it all evens out eventually (unless the difference is outrageous which is rare, and if so the person/couple who has had the most are always the ones to say they'll pay more, rather than the one who's had the least being all awkward and stingy). But I can so imagine Grabby and Benpecked having an awkward squabble with their friends about ending up paying 50p more than they had to. Think of all the pointless tat that 50p could buy for their kids!
And I bet they NEVER tip.
precisely! If I'm drinking lots of cocktails and my friend isn't drinking I'll be first to say I'm paying more. But if someone's main meal is £1 more than somebody else's, or somebody's had 1 extra drink there's no way that's a thing. Grabs would be there with the receipt, calculator out, highlighting their bits
This randomly reminded me I once shared halls with someone at uni who suspected someone had been using some of her milk. I mean the rest of all used to borrow each others milk if we'd run out and no one took the piss, but she decided this was not on. So every time she'd use her milk she'd use a marker pen to mark the level left in the bottle to make sure no one would use any. I can just imagine Grabby doing the same thing (if she'd ever been in halls). She so would have been that awkward flatmate that never leaves their room either.
jesus I'd be using her milk and filling it up to the line with water just for the pure cheek of her
I bet she’s like my ex in laws. They would look at the menu online beforehand and choose what they wanted. They’d take exactly the right amount of cash and have a jug of tap waterWe seldom see them out having a meal with friends. Now we know why
Come to think of it I think one of my flatmates did do that a few timesjesus I'd be using her milk and filling it up to the line with water just for the pure cheek of her
I think we’ll all find that the Sterling’s are both major tight arses and cash poor.
She can’t help bragging about all the cheap stuff she buys - party decs bought last year half price, dragging things like chocolate chips over from America as they were probably a tiny bit cheaper. All the preloved marketplace finds she’s been bragging about (no shade here, I do the same but I don’t have a million pound house)
She can’t help bragging about all the cheap stuff she buys - party decs bought last year half price, dragging things like chocolate chips over from America as they were probably a tiny bit cheaper. All the preloved marketplace finds she’s been bragging about (no shade here, I do the same but I don’t have a million pound house)
Did Mama K post that photo just to get Ben all fired up and ready for their Christmas groping?
Thank you, we're going to move it a couple of days so having a faux Christmas (Grabby would be proud of us!)
We've been playing board games via Facetime. Working a treat so far
The only times she ever eats out is when it’s for an ad and she hasn’t had to pay a penny
Cracking me up here !Looks like the prison uniform that was worn in Paddington
Was only watching it yesterday. Ben's certainly no Hugh Grant !For allllllllllllll the cheese !Signing off to soak it alllll in. Not enough eye rolls in the world.
Wonder if Mumma Kedge is ready for her festive grope by the tree ? 
My in laws are the same ! We don't get onI bet she’s like my ex in laws. They would look at the menu online beforehand and choose what they wanted. They’d take exactly the right amount of cash and have a jug of tap water
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Down to 93.3 hahahahaha!
Even without posting
#skillsEven without posting
Soakinggggg it allllll up… yet…. 
She must be fully soaked by now?!
What’s the betting she will be getting the Polaroid montage ready to show off the “best everrrrr” Christmas 
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