Rvk Loves #42 You Got this Oil Change Mama

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Meringue22

Meringue22

MissTeddy said:
The insta-huns all take them down on Boxing Day.
Anyway, Grabby doesn't need a tree on Christmas Day because of the traditional de-camp to the barn, the annual switch-off to soak it aaaaaaaall in.
I think the most ridiculous post i've ever seen from her was actually before the children were born - so it was just her and Ben doing the "demented de-camp" ... she took a picture of their gifts on Xmas morning and said "HE'S BEEN!!!!"
Why doesn't she actually give her parents a break and host Christmas in her own house? God forbid they could invite Ben's family too ...
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I second her saying HE’S BEEN!!! as one of the worst things she’s ever come out with. Absolute cringe
 
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Onthehop

MissTeddy said:
The insta-huns all take them down on Boxing Day.
Anyway, Grabby doesn't need a tree on Christmas Day because of the traditional de-camp to the barn, the annual switch-off to soak it aaaaaaaall in.
I think the most ridiculous post i've ever seen from her was actually before the children were born - so it was just her and Ben doing the "demented de-camp" ... she took a picture of their gifts on Xmas morning and said "HE'S BEEN!!!!"
Why doesn't she actually give her parents a break and host Christmas in her own house? God forbid they could invite Ben's family too ...
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Exactly! She could create new memories for her own children with hosting both sets of grandparents. Instead she’s still a child herself.
 
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Paxobeans

Onthehop said:
Exactly! She could create new memories for her own children with hosting both sets of grandparents. Instead she’s still a child herself.
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Yes, this! Now we’ve got kids I want to create those traditions in THEIR home, not relive my youth and drag them round all over to do Christmas elsewhere
 
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MissTeddy

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Paxobeans said:
Yes, this! Now we’ve got kids I want to create those traditions in THEIR home, not relive my youth and drag them round all over to do Christmas elsewhere
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Hard agree. And she could be a grown up in her own home and host family. Shes such a baby.
she annoys me most at Christmas. Mostly because she’s busy switching off and decamping when I’m still battling work and mountains of stress.
 
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Sw4

Was the 'He's been' incident a post or a story? I think this was before I knew of her. Also is the term 'decamp' something she originally used?
 
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Meringue22

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Sw4 said:
Was the 'He's been' incident a post or a story? I think this was before I knew of her. Also is the term 'decamp' something she originally used?
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I certainly can’t remember when she said HE’S BEEN or whether it was a story or a post. I do remember cringing though!
They do decamp to her parents but again I don’t know if she’s used that exact word. Is it important?
 
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Skewbedu

Clare said:
Thread title there! Big fish of St Albans? Watford more like 😂
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I see her as more of a damp hallibut.

MissTeddy said:
Hard agree. And she could be a grown up in her own home and host family. Shes such a baby.
she annoys me most at Christmas. Mostly because she’s busy switching off and decamping when I’m still battling work and mountains of stress.
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I mean she could host her family but do they want a bowl of Costco raspberries, some carrot sticks and a croissant as per her usual "hosting"

All finished off with a nice game of Pin the Splinter on the ply bookcase.
 
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Sw4

Meringue22 said:
I certainly can’t remember when she said HE’S BEEN or whether it was a story or a post. I do remember cringing though!
They do decamp to her parents but again I don’t know if she’s used that exact word. Is it important?
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Not important, just curious 🤷! The phrase 'decamp to mama's' etc is used so often on here I just wondered if we were paraphrasing her from some gem of a crappy blog or post.

My favourite paraphrase will forever be 'texture is my favourite colour' 😂
 
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Sw4 said:
Not important, just curious 🤷! The phrase 'decamp to mama's' etc is used so often on here I just wondered if we were paraphrasing her from some gem of a crappy blog or post.

My favourite paraphrase will forever be 'texture is my favourite colour' 😂
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I’m pretty sure I’ve heard her say decamp.
 
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okdo2022

Sw4 said:
Not important, just curious 🤷! The phrase 'decamp to mama's' etc is used so often on here I just wondered if we were paraphrasing her from some gem of a crappy blog or post.

My favourite paraphrase will forever be 'texture is my favourite colour' 😂
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'texture is my favourite colour' this is a direct quote from the lady herself
 
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Meringue22

Meringue22

Sw4 said:
Not important, just curious 🤷! The phrase 'decamp to mama's' etc is used so often on here I just wondered if we were paraphrasing her from some gem of a crappy blog or post.

My favourite paraphrase will forever be 'texture is my favourite colour' 😂
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She’ll never live that one down. Ever

Skewbedu said:
I see her as more of a damp hallibut.


I mean she could host her family but do they want a bowl of Costco raspberries, some carrot sticks and a croissant as per her usual "hosting"

All finished off with a nice game of Pin the Splinter on the ply bookcase.
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I bet momma enjoys a game of kiss chase with Benpecked
 
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