Rvk Loves #42 You Got this Oil Change Mama

[Clare]

Why is Freya always in canvas shoes and how big are her feet !!!???

10 x bigger than your 3 yr old’s feet, Lady!

 

[Meringue22]

Stop the press!!!! Ben is in her latest video with a coat, hat and gloves on!!!!!!!

*faints

The first proper frost oh grabby give it a rest

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She must be fully soaked by now?!

 

[Skewbedu]

Bentos in that blinking skirt again!

Also 'Annual Tree Lighting', do they invite a local celeb to switch them on? She is such a pretentious whoopsie.

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

I feel like she's just so clueless in general life? She has no actual lived experiences so everything she does/owns/recommends etc is the most basic, banal thing available that's copied from somewhere else. She is incapable of a single original thought.

And ffs she is the last person I'll be taking style advice from, even my pretty much housebound grandma still manages to look more stylish than her. Those sequin dresses look like dressing gowns on Grabby and don't suit her at all. She's obviously still got some sort of eating disorder or body dysmorphia. All that effort on eating slop and doing a bazillion steps a day yet wears the most baggy clothes possible. Surely someone normal who claims they love fitness, running etc would be proud to show off their figure, in proper clothes that actually fit them.

And she’s the last person I’d take vitamin recommendations from. She’s always saying how ill both she and the children are.

 

[MissTeddy]

How will that tree last until Christmas?

The insta-huns all take them down on Boxing Day.
Anyway, Grabby doesn't need a tree on Christmas Day because of the traditional de-camp to the barn, the annual switch-off to soak it aaaaaaaall in.
I think the most ridiculous post i've ever seen from her was actually before the children were born - so it was just her and Ben doing the "demented de-camp" ... she took a picture of their gifts on Xmas morning and said "HE'S BEEN!!!!"
Why doesn't she actually give her parents a break and host Christmas in her own house? God forbid they could invite Ben's family too ...

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I don’t think the Watford / Hemel locale has had snow she will be fuming

No worry, she will bundle them into the car so she can get pictures in the snow at an instagrammable location, she’d probably drive to the Cotswolds.

 

[Justalittleshowoff]

Anti cancer she’s fucking dangerous. That has boiled my blood this morning. These influencers should be regulated - you shouldn’t be able to make such wild claims with no proof

I’ve reported both of those stories re: cancer

 

[Skewbedu]

They might be breastfeeding friendly in that she can lob her knocker out, but poor Ratlas' face on those hard sequins- He'll be red raw, bless him.

Can we take a moment to enjoy 'Ratlas'. Because I don't think we've appreciated this enough

AT YOUR SERVICE!

Hahaha. The best of specimens

 

[Justcyrious]

That photographer is like a one trick pony. Photos always overexposed and overfiltered.

 

[Hashtagged]

Brought the matching pyjamas back from Cali last January

 

[Meringue22]

Ewwwwww. Wtf is that on the brush? Shouldn’t a dust pan be in the utility and not above a worktop? Grim

 

[nettleteareader]

My first ever thread title suggestion..... rvk_loves #43 Grabs is a nutty wally, completely off her Ikea trolley

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Why is she so over the top? It looks like pure forced fun

 

[Hashtagged]

Farewell RVK, we all know you’re trying to distance yourself from this thread

 

[AbsoluteSpecimens]

'all three of us just cried'? WTAF. Is she a baby or an adult? FFS. I've got little ones and can confirm, 'all three of us have never just cried with illness'.

 

[MissTeddy]

Usual waffle this morning- I really do struggle to understand her, she writes with much mania. Ridiculous overuse of the the “ridiculously“ … as per usual.

more ‘in love’ with Freya than ever … who talks like this about their daughter?

 

[Skewbedu]

Who wouldn't want some toddler snot infused gone off chocolate bark?

Count....me...in!

 

[IndominusRex]

I’m so looking forward to when F starts school and Grabs has to contend with juggling all the requirements of that plus not being able to take term time holidays.

 

[Meringue22]

I hope Grabby popped a Tena pad in before Santa appeared. She must’ve been SO excited! HES BEEN! HE’S BEEN! HES BEEEEEEEEN!!!!!