RVK Loves #39 Pimp my {Rotting} Ride!

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

Chipotle has been in London for years. I love it, but it can be a calorie bomb (avo, sour cream, cheese). I think we can assume she goes for the blandest (and cheapest!) option possible: lettuce, plain salsa and a sprinkling of corn (hold the wrap).

I think the issue here is that the theatre was in (hushed tones)….Watford so whilst Chipotle has been in London for years I suspect this may be a new venture in Watford.
The location may also explain why Ben had to escort the pair of them on the ‘date’!!

 

[Meringue22]

Have her followers dropped? 93.8?

 

[fmmac]

Have her followers dropped? 93.8?

One was me I eventually unfollowed this morning I'll follow her via this thread instead, save my blood pressure every day haha

 

[Meringue22]

One was me I eventually unfollowed this morning I'll follow her via this thread instead, save my blood pressure every day haha

I salute you! 🫡

 

[tacotaco]

Dying someone has commented this!! Also it looks like a cock on the mat

It’s been deleted already!

And another.. deleted and blocked in 3, 2, 1…

 

[Meringue22]

It’s been deleted already!

And another.. deleted and blocked in 3, 2, 1…

Gone

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Posing in her pants to advertise vitamins. She’s hit a new low

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

Posing in her pants to advertise vitamins. She’s hit a new low

But she hardly looks healthy so I’m not sure she’s a great ad for the brand!

 

[Hashtagged]

Is she.....talking?!!!
On that AD?????
Oh dreamy voice over.

My favourite colour is texture.

 

[Meringue22]

What a crock of tit. Nutrition support? Do me a favour

 

[tacotaco]

It speaks!! All I heard was “mefod” (method) and had to turn it off. Will have a listen later for a

 

[Phoenixrising]

I never get colds any more! What's she talking about, she is always complaining she's under the weather. She makes it up as she goes along...

 

[tacotaco]

She can’t possibly say anything more stupid than when she said Raffy avoided being born with a tongue tie due to the vitamins she took

 

[twolittlegeese]

It speaks!! All I heard was “mefod” (method) and had to turn it off. Will have a listen later for a

mefod could it sound anymore robotic and scripted! You’d think if it was so well rehearsed she could’ve nailed the ‘th’

 

[Ukrommy]

Also she says the code is Rebecca 20 for 20% off but then the text overlay says Rebecca 25 for 25% off.. which is it?

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

Also she says you can use the code Rebecca20 for 20% off but has typed the code as Rebecca25 for 25% off. She is the epitome of dumb!

Also she says the code is Rebecca 20 for 20% off but then the text overlay says Rebecca 25 for 25% off.. which is it?

Snap!!

 

[tacotaco]

Of course she was going to mess it up. What a knob! So monotone and couldn’t be more obvious she is reading from a script with no effort to have memorised any of it so that it could have an ounce of authenticity. Talking a loads of bollocks, especially as we all know that she tried to flog vitabiotics pregnancy supplements at some point down the line.

So many idiot comments:

“Beige” first trimester??

I’ve never felt “healfier” or more energised.. (could have fooled us love!)

“These are true miracle supplements”

“Best supplements ever”

Getting the discount wrong - is it 20% or 25%?

Why SO many photos of her moley belly and breastfeeding?

How is this a “personal” post from her when it’s an advert?

She sounds about 11.. why would any company want her awful voice advertising their product?

Completely bonkers.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Isn’t it funny how she claims she’s never felt healthier her her son (who she feeds) is so sickly?

 

[Sw4]

This is the most ridiculous advert I've ever seen! The voice, the awful photos where neither her nor her kids look especially healthy, the script... I could go on and on.

She's just so deluded. Limp, lank hair, dull skin, weird chubby face yet super skinny- she's not exactly a good advert for a health related product is she?!

 

[Meringue22]

What a crock of tit. Nutrition support? Do me a favour

At least i think that’s what she said. I couldn’t really understand her accent