RVK Loves #39 Pimp my {Rotting} Ride!
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She’s probably barefoot because her poor feet are killing her from constantly wearing shoes that don’t fit
Exactly that - the poor child will be unable to walk for any duration in those sandals that are 3 sizes too big. Selfish, stupid, silly woman.
In the summer I used to buy little pumps from Clark’s for my daughter. Not expensive but properly fitted and super supportive and comfortable. That’s what Frah needs - plus a nice neat hair cut (give up with those effing hair clips) and a clean, fresh summer outfit.
Yep doodles from Clarks. Brilliant wee shoes
Photographer.
Freya must rule the roost if rvk can’t ensure she has her hair brushed and actually wears shoes in public.
My child is the same age and I’d actually be mortified to be taking him out looking like such a total scruff, with matted hair and sandals three sizes too big. Because at their age, it’s not ‘free range kiddos’, it’s just plain lazy parenting.
My child is the same age and I’d actually be mortified to be taking him out looking like such a total scruff, with matted hair and sandals three sizes too big. Because at their age, it’s not ‘free range kiddos’, it’s just plain lazy parenting.
I nearly bought that gingham bag she has in the pram. So glad I returned it 
She’s not even a good photographer! Same photos on repeat
Also says she's an allotment grower...I think she means that Benpecked is an allotment grower!!! I doubt she does much to help!
Shutterbug? FML
She’s not much of a Gardner if she didn’t know that plant in Majorca was poisonous
Well at least she got half of it right.
You are indeed a bug Grabby, and especially when you wear those sunglasses 🪰
Yes! I couldn’t remember what they were called.
indeed, and also fml. What fresh hell is this ridiculous word?
I can’t say I’m raving about it
Soooo.... grabby has rebranded herself {like when Opal Fruits became Starbursts} 
Maybe her new bio should read as follows:-
"A UK based 'retired' mama of 2 kiddos, married to Kings Langleys equivalent of Bill Wyman. Shitterbug lover of repetitive photography chronicling her groundhog day life rattling about manky mansions, various stomping grounds in London and infiltrating locations down the Eastern/South East/Southern UK coast. Judith Charmless of the travel industry and a green finger-less keen allotment boaster, who's still absolutely tit replying to DMs unless there's something of interest she can milk for all it's worth".
Guessing she's given up the ghost of being an interior/renovator blogger, foodie etc., etc
Maybe her new bio should read as follows:-"A UK based 'retired' mama of 2 kiddos, married to Kings Langleys equivalent of Bill Wyman. Shitterbug lover of repetitive photography chronicling her groundhog day life rattling about manky mansions, various stomping grounds in London and infiltrating locations down the Eastern/South East/Southern UK coast. Judith Charmless of the travel industry and a green finger-less keen allotment boaster, who's still absolutely tit replying to DMs unless there's something of interest she can milk for all it's worth".
Guessing she's given up the ghost of being an interior/renovator blogger, foodie etc., etc
Yes, she's a shutterbug and he's a clutterbag, so that works well.
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That photo is hilarious. He's saddled with more crap than sense, while she has a free hand to take photos.
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