….and her brother too, ffs. They clearly don’t have breakdown cover. I had a puncture the other week and when I telephoned my breakdown service they asked if there were young children travelling with me. If there had been, I would have been made a priority. Still only waited about 45 mins (in London) for help to arrive. She’s so pathetic. I don’t understand why 3 males had to come to her aid? Surely only one would drive down and she’d drive their car back with the children?But the poor lamb had a 'tire blowout' (her words, think you mean a puncture Grabs and tyre!!) so Ben and her father-in-law had to come and rescue her!!! That must have been SOOOOO traumatic, she'll never venture out alone EVVEERRRR again!!
He was free range playing in the allotment so of course he’s dirty but why oh why not wipe his legs before putting them on the white buggy liner? And I thought she bought a second duck so she could wash it?Oh god that story of Waffy laughing- he is so filthy! That isn't just a case of maybe a more thorough wipe was needed after breakfast (dried weetabix is a bastard to remove from faces!) but he is dirty literally everywhere. I bet she doesn't bathe her kids more than once a week.
Probably said his oh so dreamy first word in the sea!Does this mean raffy is now ‘talking’ !!
Let's hope it wasn't "Floater"Probably said his oh so dreamy first word in the sea!
Exactly, who doesn't have breakdown cover and especially if you have children! I forgot her brother came too, to rescue her….and her brother too, ffs. They clearly don’t have breakdown cover. I had a puncture the other week and when I telephoned my breakdown service they asked if there were young children travelling with me. If there had been, I would have been made a priority. Still only waited about 45 mins (in London) for help to arrive. She’s so pathetic. I don’t understand why 3 males had to come to her aid? Surely only one would drive down and she’d drive their car back with the children?
No, It's probably what Grabby calls it to BenpeckedCar car is probably what frah frah calls it, not Waffy
"Daddy Beeeeen the wee-wheel on my car car is brokeeeeen! Send all the boys of the family to rescue me!"No, It's probably what Grabby calls it to Benpecked
Both those children must have constantly red raw bottoms from their diet being all slop.Slop, slop and more slop.
I'm all for healthy eating but why does she use the most bizarre mix of ingredients for everything? And so many ingredients too, poor kids probably don't know what a banana tastes like by itself as it's always mixed with tit loads of other stuff.
Mmmmmmmmmmm! DelishSomeone give those kiddos a magnum!