RVK Loves #22 Grabbys got 990 problems 'for various reasons' (thats 10x more than you Jay Z)

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As if she linked the stand for her bleeping tree! She is absolutely desperate for cash
 
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Obviously it’s a PR/gift because
a) Grabby doesn’t do grown up, night time socialising - she meets her friends at 7am for chia porridge 🤢
b) she would NEVER pay that
c) they will serve actual real food - not tacos, burgers, gelato or pizza (other than green slop she eats like a child in chain restaurants).
 
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Also: I’m beginning to wonder if she comes on here a) for content ideas and b) to find out how best to piss us all off. Between still banging on about developmental leaps (which have been slammed by anyone with, y’know, a professional qualification and a brain cell in their head) and the tree going up in NOVEMBER, I’m finding her particularly irksome at the moment. The bloody caption in her last story about basically “everything’s done and it’s not even December yet look at me I’m so organised 💅🏻“ is SO bleeping annoying. I will literally have ZERO pity for you come 1st January when you have a bad case of the winter blues (yet a-bloody-gain).
 
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Also: I’m beginning to wonder if she comes on here a) for content ideas and b) to find out how best to piss us all off. Between still banging on about developmental leaps (which have been slammed by anyone with, y’know, a professional qualification and a brain cell in their head) and the tree going up in NOVEMBER, I’m finding her particularly irksome at the moment. The bloody caption in her last story about basically “everything’s done and it’s not even December yet look at me I’m so organised 💅🏻“ is SO bleeping annoying. I will literally have ZERO pity for you come 1st January when you have a bad case of the winter blues (yet a-bloody-gain).
She absolutely definitely reads on here
 
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I really, really, really hope Freya loves playing on that bleeping wooden sledge soo much that she knocks {obviously not on herself} that bleeping dreamy tree over and I also hope she enjoys picking off all the reachable decorations and hides them :D

Wouldn't it be fab if Freya's toddler tantrums leaps intensify especially with how overwhelming Christmas can be when they're little. Toddler tantrums REALLY drive you to the brink and there's just no pacifying them when they kick off... which usually start if you say no, clear away their toys, give them something to eat and they don't want it etc. Toddlers can also be quite spiteful too without knowing what they're doing actually hurts. If Grabby is pregnant, this will effect Freya especially if Grabby is all about the bump/newborn {new instagrab opportunities}.

And it doesn't get any better when they get older either. School definitely changes them and... OMFG the teenage years 😫😩 where you'll get the constant stream of them being soooooo bleeping hard done by/everything is soooo unfair and they think you're a massive hole when you challenge their behaviour and confiscate their most precious possession ever aka their mobile phone/laptop/gaming system. Come to think of it, the bold bit I've just highlighted, describes grabby doesn't it circa. 2006/7 when the greatest love story ever became a thing lol. You have to wonder if that relationship would've ever happen in this day and age, as things have changed massively circa. 2006/7. Social media was in it's infancy, technology has excelled massively {who would've thought your mobile phone would become a mini computer and more} and dating/relationships are different.
 
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In case anyone missed the very fleeting reference to the ‘PR invite’ she’s had to Ashridge house - dinner is £155 per person for six people (You pay for the globe which is 6). So just under a grand for an evening.

The idea that Grabby would pay that amount is laughable! Famed for Tupperware box lunches, not splashing the cash!
£155 per person to sit in a globe, is soooo bleeping ridiculous especially given what a life changing year this has been for everyone {bar the Sterlings of course} and absolutely 100% wasted on her. Looking at the sample dinner menu... she won't want the glass of prosecco on arrival nor the spiced mulled wine {with savoury appetiser}. 'If' she's cough a non meat eater, all I can see that she'll eat are the:
  • Artisan bread rolls, whipped butter
  • Bloody Mary Gazpacho
  • Red quinoa, bulgur wheat and herb salad
  • A selection of roasted sweet peppers, grilled courgette, aubergines, olives & artichokes, baba ghanoush and houmous with fried haloumi and Arancini Di Riso
  • Festive vegetable Wellington
  • An indulgence of chocolate, caramel and winter fruits
  • British and Continental cheese platter
  • Minced Sweet Crumble Tart
And she won't have the tea or coffee, nor the half bottle of white or red wine but will be necking on the still and sparkling water.

The only thing I can see which has sparked her interest is, the Enchanted Woodland Walk and the Ashridge Gardens with illuminated light trail with festive entertainment & fun including Santa's secret Grotto. As it will be perfect new material for her lack lustre groundhog day instagram account which will make up for the lack of holidays she hasn't this year and missing out on Halloween in NY.
 
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