RVK Loves #22 Grabbys got 990 problems 'for various reasons' (thats 10x more than you Jay Z)

[FlowersintheRain]

Why hasn’t she even got a normal bloody step ladder

Exactly!!! Where is the crappy metal one covered in paint that we ALL have?

As for the ribbon, I’m pissing myself

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

-recreation of freyas pregnancy announcement
-trip to get the tree with Grabby and Bentos twinning in camel and tartan
• candy canes in front of tree
• flatlay of tree decorations and white company paper stars
• living room decorated to within an inch of its life
• Nigellas Coca-Cola ham
•Christmas jumper with pleated midi skirt mirror shot
• de-camping to Mummas
• Benpecked on ladder doing Mummas tree
• Pup with Rudolph ears
• fake staged “traditions” with Freya mid November (one tick for every photo she recreates)
• childish “he’s beeeeen” post on Christmas morning
• Switching off for a few days to soak it allllll in
-Followed by a glut of pictures from midnight on the 26th that indicate she did not in fact switch off or soak anything in
-gouging followers with Af links during black Friday week to make a few pennies pre xmas
• aff links for alllll the Boxing Day sales
-phone photos printed out on Polaroid paper in flat lays
-something about the privilege of being a "mumma" at xmas
-some xmas tradition shite that she claims freya is soooooo cuuutttee and soooooo obsessed with that freya clearly doesnt give a duck about because shes 1 and has no idea what the hell is going on
-selfie with herself, Benpecked and Freya in matching PJs. Bonus points if the mcmuffin clan are also in the same matching PJs
- Dusty old skates and sled


Edit to add some from @pinkrobot
- flat lay of wreath materials featuring antique scissors of doom
- ta-dah pic of finished artisanal wreath on shabby front door with tasteful pink ribbon
- pic of metal hoops decorated with foliage hanging on wall
- side or back pic of Grabs holding a bouquet of eucalyptus and berries wrapped in brown paper
- close up of small tin VW beetle with Xmas tree decoration with some schmaltzy drivel about Xmas traditions
- pic of McMuffin barn front door to herald their festive week
- blink and you miss it mention of early Xmas celebration with Benpecked’s fam

 

[FlowersintheRain]

Oh Freya Chickadee, glad to see you enjoying your dull as dishwater beige rainbow. I’m sure Father Christmas will be bringing you plenty of other bland delights

 

[nettleteareader]

Oh Freya Chickadee, glad to see you enjoying your dull as dishwater beige rainbow. I’m sure Father Christmas will be bringing you plenty of other bland delights

The whole concept of the bland beige rainbow just beggars belief poor child!

 

[NoseyRoseyPosey]

Wooden arches devoid of colour are not a bleeping rainbow!! Just utter fickwuttery!!

 

[Clare]

-recreation of freyas pregnancy announcement
-trip to get the tree with Grabby and Bentos twinning in camel and tartan
• candy canes in front of tree
• flatlay of tree decorations and white company paper stars
• living room decorated to within an inch of its life
• Nigellas Coca-Cola ham
•Christmas jumper with pleated midi skirt mirror shot
• de-camping to Mummas
• Benpecked on ladder doing Mummas tree
• Pup with Rudolph ears
• fake staged “traditions” with Freya mid November (one tick for every photo she recreates)
• childish “he’s beeeeen” post on Christmas morning
• Switching off for a few days to soak it allllll in
-Followed by a glut of pictures from midnight on the 26th that indicate she did not in fact switch off or soak anything in
-gouging followers with Af links during black Friday week to make a few pennies pre xmas
• aff links for alllll the Boxing Day sales
-phone photos printed out on Polaroid paper in flat lays
-something about the privilege of being a "mumma" at xmas
-some xmas tradition shite that she claims freya is soooooo cuuutttee and soooooo obsessed with that freya clearly doesnt give a duck about because shes 1 and has no idea what the hell is going on
-selfie with herself, Benpecked and Freya in matching PJs. Bonus points if the mcmuffin clan are also in the same matching PJs
- Dusty old skates and sled


Edit to add some from @pinkrobot
- flat lay of wreath materials featuring antique scissors of doom
- ta-dah pic of finished artisanal wreath on shabby front door with tasteful pink ribbon
- pic of metal hoops decorated with foliage hanging on wall
- side or back pic of Grabs holding a bouquet of eucalyptus and berries wrapped in brown paper
- close up of small tin VW beetle with Xmas tree decoration with some schmaltzy drivel about Xmas traditions
- pic of McMuffin barn front door to herald their festive week
- blink and you miss it mention of early Xmas celebration with Benpecked’s fam

I cannot wait to see all these annual treats from our favourite Instahun. It just wouldn’t be Christmas without them.

 

[Meringue22]

-recreation of freyas pregnancy announcement
-trip to get the tree with Grabby and Bentos twinning in camel and tartan
• candy canes in front of tree
• flatlay of tree decorations and white company paper stars
• living room decorated to within an inch of its life
• Nigellas Coca-Cola ham
•Christmas jumper with pleated midi skirt mirror shot
• de-camping to Mummas
• Benpecked on ladder doing Mummas tree
• Pup with Rudolph ears
• fake staged “traditions” with Freya mid November (one tick for every photo she recreates)
• childish “he’s beeeeen” post on Christmas morning
• Switching off for a few days to soak it allllll in
-Followed by a glut of pictures from midnight on the 26th that indicate she did not in fact switch off or soak anything in
-gouging followers with Af links during black Friday week to make a few pennies pre xmas
• aff links for alllll the Boxing Day sales
-phone photos printed out on Polaroid paper in flat lays
-something about the privilege of being a "mumma" at xmas
-some xmas tradition shite that she claims freya is soooooo cuuutttee and soooooo obsessed with that freya clearly doesnt give a duck about because shes 1 and has no idea what the hell is going on
-selfie with herself, Benpecked and Freya in matching PJs. Bonus points if the mcmuffin clan are also in the same matching PJs
- Dusty old skates and sled


Edit to add some from @pinkrobot
- flat lay of wreath materials featuring antique scissors of doom
- ta-dah pic of finished artisanal wreath on shabby front door with tasteful pink ribbon
- pic of metal hoops decorated with foliage hanging on wall
- side or back pic of Grabs holding a bouquet of eucalyptus and berries wrapped in brown paper
- close up of small tin VW beetle with Xmas tree decoration with some schmaltzy drivel about Xmas traditions
- pic of McMuffin barn front door to herald their festive week
- blink and you miss it mention of early Xmas celebration with Benpecked’s fam

Screenshot taken and I will enjoy
ticking them all off

I’ve taken a screenshot of her Pinterest also to see just how much she copies this Christmas......

 

[Skewbedu]

-recreation of freyas pregnancy announcement
-trip to get the tree with Grabby and Bentos twinning in camel and tartan
• candy canes in front of tree
• flatlay of tree decorations and white company paper stars
• living room decorated to within an inch of its life
• Nigellas Coca-Cola ham
•Christmas jumper with pleated midi skirt mirror shot
• de-camping to Mummas
• Benpecked on ladder doing Mummas tree
• Pup with Rudolph ears
• fake staged “traditions” with Freya mid November (one tick for every photo she recreates)
• childish “he’s beeeeen” post on Christmas morning
• Switching off for a few days to soak it allllll in
-Followed by a glut of pictures from midnight on the 26th that indicate she did not in fact switch off or soak anything in
-gouging followers with Af links during black Friday week to make a few pennies pre xmas
• aff links for alllll the Boxing Day sales
-phone photos printed out on Polaroid paper in flat lays
-something about the privilege of being a "mumma" at xmas
-some xmas tradition shite that she claims freya is soooooo cuuutttee and soooooo obsessed with that freya clearly doesnt give a duck about because shes 1 and has no idea what the hell is going on
-selfie with herself, Benpecked and Freya in matching PJs. Bonus points if the mcmuffin clan are also in the same matching PJs
- Dusty old skates and sled


Edit to add some from @pinkrobot
- flat lay of wreath materials featuring antique scissors of doom
- ta-dah pic of finished artisanal wreath on shabby front door with tasteful pink ribbon
- pic of metal hoops decorated with foliage hanging on wall
- side or back pic of Grabs holding a bouquet of eucalyptus and berries wrapped in brown paper
- close up of small tin VW beetle with Xmas tree decoration with some schmaltzy drivel about Xmas traditions
- pic of McMuffin barn front door to herald their festive week
- blink and you miss it mention of early Xmas celebration with Benpecked’s fam

Have I missed the picture of Mumma K and Benpecked having a hug, him leaning in at a weird angle, wonky smile and eyes wide with Mumma looking like she's just been goosed?

 

[Meringue22]

Have I missed the picture of Mumma K and Benpecked having a hug, him leaning in at a weird angle, wonky smile and eyes wide with Mumma looking like she's just been goosed?

just been goosed! Oh god

 

[Peachesplease]

Imagine wanting a Grimm's rainbow and then choosing one devoid of colour. Is it desperately sad or just mind boggling?

How are they going to teach their toddler colours??

'This is beige. And this is beige. And this one......is beige'.

 

[#previouslygifted]

In case anyone missed the very fleeting reference to the ‘PR invite’ she’s had to Ashridge house - dinner is £155 per person for six people (You pay for the globe which is 6). So just under a grand for an evening.

The idea that Grabby would pay that amount is laughable! Famed for Tupperware box lunches, not splashing the cash!

 

[Paxobeans]

In case anyone missed the very fleeting reference to the ‘PR invite’ she’s had to Ashridge house - dinner is £155 per person for six people (You pay for the globe which is 6). So just under a grand for an evening.

The idea that Grabby would pay that amount is laughable! Famed for Tupperware box lunches, not splashing the cash!

No reference to a charitable donation for the amount of the gift, no surprises there!
What tier is she going into, is she allowed to mix with other households?

 

[Meringue22]

In case anyone missed the very fleeting reference to the ‘PR invite’ she’s had to Ashridge house - dinner is £155 per person for six people (You pay for the globe which is 6). So just under a grand for an evening.

The idea that Grabby would pay that amount is laughable! Famed for Tupperware box lunches, not splashing the cash!

I’m livid about this. Why not gift it to someone who would really appreciate it?! In the current climate she should be utterly ashamed

 

[DigitalA]

It's in tier two, so no mixing indoors, let alone a sealed bubble

 

[Meringue22]

It's in tier two, so no mixing indoors, let alone a sealed bubble

Good. I hope she never gets chance to go

 

[#previouslygifted]

Is she going to take Freya? Or is this ‘work’ which she suddenly needs a childcare bubble for?

 

[Libbie]

For the blocked...

 

[Sw4]

For the blocked...

Note guys, she's SO excited. Not just so excited, but SO excited, there's a big Grabby difference. I wonder why though, she won't eat anything unless it contains green slop and chia seeds. I'm sure she will turn up armed with a tupperware box of seeds to sprinkle all over every course. Eat, but make it HEALTH.

 

[Libbie]

Note guys, she's SO excited. Not just so excited, but SO excited, there's a big Grabby difference. I wonder why though, she won't eat anything unless it contains green slop and chia seeds. I'm sure she will turn up armed with a tupperware box of seeds to sprinkle all over every course. Eat, but make it HEALTH.

Easy, it’s free!

 

[Justherewitmapopcorn]

That’s hilarious! How can she not know they go inside the coat?!

Plus to say they are a strangulation risk having them outside of her coat