I’ve also had guests for breakfast in the past.....the morning after a night out when friends have stayed with other friends locally etc and I’ve offered to do breakfast. I’ve always at least managed to rustle up a load of cooked sausages and bacon and buttered bread for people to make sandwiches. I could not imagine offering people Quaker bleeping oats. It’s what I have on a week morning between chores before dashing out the door. What. A. Moron.