Ruby Granger #44 To be or not to be pretentious, that is the subjective question.
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The way I ran to Tattle after seeing her newest TikTok. So sad that she’s plastered on the fake freckles in an obvious attempt to look younger.
Answer: you still don't look like Emma Watson.
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You mean twalve?
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She is stuck in the world of Blyton's Five.
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“The Was Ahnderson Axhibition” 
She’s saying she hasn’t seen her family in a while. It’s mid February and this term started in mid January, right? If she can’t cope without seeing her family for a whole month at age 23, how would she have coped at age twalve atHogwarts Bedales or the like? Life is tough for Rubles.
She’s saying she hasn’t seen her family in a while. It’s mid February and this term started in mid January, right? If she can’t cope without seeing her family for a whole month at age 23, how would she have coped at age twalve at
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Emma Watson's got more freckles on the right side of her face than the left. Judging by the pattern and side, seems as if our Rombucha made a poor attempt to copy her. Absolutely humiliating.
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Someone's already called her out again for her invading the privacy of everyone she can in the library and beyond, just so she can get more shots of herself pretending to study for 5 minutes in various locations. In true Ruby fashion, she's chosen to respond with gaslighting lies,.
The filming of other students and other people in communal spaces has been brought up in her comments before. She's aware of it and just ignored it because doing people the basic courtesy of asking for consent or blurring them meant more work for her. Her future videos will be no different and nothing will change.
Her excuse that she only won't blur someone when most of their face is obscured is a complete lie. In this video, the previous video and countless others before, she's just not bothered blurring the majority of people around campus, in private study areas, in coffee shops and restaurants, etc. Their full faces have been on display.
In just the first TWALVE SACKONDS of this video, there's two shots of people's faces clearly visible:
Later on, she films the same girl in the background from multiple angles, changing the camera position to make her the centre of the shot:
Given the angle and what a completely unconvincing job Ruby does at pretending to study while awkwardly hunched to one side, it's weirdly voyeuristic and feels like Ruby was intentionally trying to film other people over her shoulder.
Other people walk by and talk to the person in the background, Ruby makes no effort to blur them, either.
Ruby hops on a train back home (for JANUINELY the FARRST TOIME THIS TARRM! (SQUINT)) and films some people there, too.
She tags along on her sister's trip to the WASS ANDYIERSONN ACKZIBIT to pay lip service to her fake interest in the filmmaker and films everyone there, too, with no effort to blur anyone.
This is just one video, too.
Every Oxford vlog is full of her filming people in private university study areas and libraries where filming for commercial purposes requires university permission or isn't allowed, with no effort to obtain that permission or blur people's faces.
In this video, she blurs one person - coincidentally it's the first person shown on-screen. After that, she clearly couldn't be bothered or felt she'd met whatever imaginary quota she's made up for herself.
Ruby's often getting on her soapbox and performatively yammering about THEEEE IMPWORETANCE OF LAHHHRNING or THEEE BEEYEEEUUUUTEEEE OF AWKWFWUD UNIVARRRRSITY'S STODDY AREAS AND CAMPOSS. But in her videos she shows a constant, entitled disregard for other people who want to enjoy those spaces for their intended purpose as a safe space to study in peace.
But rather than be honest and say, "I might blur one person at random just so my fans can argue that I do it, but I generally don't really blur people because I just can't be bothered - I'm really lazy and don't really pay attention to what I'm editing and really don't want to have to, plus other people's comfort, consent and right to privacy doesn't really affect me, so I don't give a tit," she chose to gaslight and lie.
Meanwhile, she's crammed in countless undeclared ads everywhere, yet again:
She advertises (with zero disclaimers) tit from RAMMADEEEE KYOMBYOOCHAAAAA, PONKEYPOD TIFFTEA, ED-starter-kit mainstay Manilife and more.
She shoehorns in an awkwardly long shot of herself using her laptop, for no other reason than to shoehorn in an ad for that dodgy CleanMyMacX bloatware program she got paid to use recently.
To advertise the actual sponsor, she rambles about MANTLE HALTH intermittently for the entire video, but in light of all the other dodgy, dishonest ads, it comes off as especially fake. She clearly hates being at uni and is only there because of the superficial trophy appeal of being at Oxford because she thinks it proves she's an innately genius, despite all evidence to the contrary. Meanwhile she's completely out of her depth and looks on the verge of tears for most of her time at Oxford.
There's scope for her to make an honest, meaningful video about her mental health, but her talking about "carving out time for rest" and "prioritising mental health" is ultimately fake and pointless when she only does that in videos wherein she advertises some kind of paid, sponsored mental health service. She wags her finger again that WE need to normalise going home, yet she lies about herself doing it all the time. None of her mental health talk rings true and isn't helpful to her younger viewers when she's still going all in on the ED-baiting while blatantly faking the timescales of her study videos, wildly embellishing everything she does and lying about reading books and academic texts to make herself seem infinitely busier and more productive than she is.
Speaking of fake:
Ruby jumps in to say she finds it AVVER SYO INTRASSTING, rather than just say, "YASS, OIY DYOO MODEL MOIY ACCENT ON MOIY MYOST FAVOURAT CHOYLDHYUD OIDOL AMMA WATSYON, BOHT NOW OIY'VE MADE SHORE TYOO PRETAND TYOOO BEEEE AMMA WATSYON AS AN ADOLT AT AWKSFUD, AND THAT IS WHOIY MOIY VOICE IS SOMMTOIMES DEEPAH AND WHOIY OY AWHLWHEYS START MOIY SANTANCES WITH RANDOM LIP-SMACKING AND CLUCKING, JOSST LOIKE AMMA WATSYON DOZZ!"
It is interesting that people are still fooled by her embarrassingly fake AMMA WATSYON accent, even as it changes wildly and vanishes completely throughout just this video.
What is a dadline? Daddy Bones' latest business venture?
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With the Wes Anderson exhibit, do you get the feeling it was going to be Martha ACTUALLY having some quality time with her own parents and Roooobeee got FOMO and muscled in
Absolutely. The music made me jump, ha ha.
Apologies for noob q, but how old is she?
In her mind forever TWALVE, physically 40, in real time she’s going to be 24 in May.
She's lost a lot of fat from her face, and that really is what ages a person. To some extent it happens naturally, but I don't think it has happened that naturally, if you catch my cold. I remember coming back to Ruby after I finished my degree, because I couldn't stand her content while studying (not her fault) and I was shocked by how much thinner she looked.
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I know people (and Ruby herself) have said it probably was good she didn't go to Oxford at 18, but maybe it's bad? I remember during my degree, at the start I was much like she appears to be: relying on ineffective study habits, not making best use of my time etc. it was only in my third year that I really started the process of a full personal rebuild, and came out of my degree alright. Like, I had to really go back to basics.
She doesn't have time to do that on her master's course. She doesn't have time to duck around like she is or like I did.
I also don't see how she thinks she has time to go home? I only left Oxford during term time twice (aside from during COVID when they wouldn't let us back) and that was only for a day out in London to see a show with my dad. That's in 4 whole years. Surely the appeal of Oxford is like, the other stuff around your degree as well?
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In her recent video I noticed how much better Martha looks now living apart from them. Genuinely happy for her!
I also think it's easier when you enjoy what you're studying. As we've said before, this period wouldn't have been Ruby's first choice, and I'm not convinced she's interested in the course material. It's so much harder to motivate yourself to study and generate ideas if it's a big chore.
Or maybe she's just disappointed by her grades.
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I love how everyone has the same Ruby face. If I went to the exhibition and saw that, I don't think I'd stay!
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She seriously gave some real life Esther vibes when she tries to look like a pre teen and grin like that. I'd say she looks like a 35/40 yo woman with a poor health.
I think Ruby should hire you to replace all the faces of other people, who are being filmed without their consent, with her face.
but you probably don't want to work for her, so it might be better if Ruby would do it herself if she wasn't so lazy.
Since her sister is on the gravy train payroll, she should get on it asap.
I could be very wrong but it looks like Hermione when she was turned into a cat in the second book/movie.
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