Ruby Granger #38 Oh Jesus, Ruby's off to Jesus

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Coffeeismysoul

Redrose97 said:
What does everyone think of the pizza? I don't think that the plate is that massive but now wondering about the size of Ruby's plates
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That is so offensive to Italy to call that bread roll with mushrooms on it a pizza. What the hell is also with unmelted cheese? Why do I get the impression she's at that stage of her ED that she eats eat grated piece one at a time, hence it's not melted
 
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CatCafe234 said:
I would have loved to have known what Ruby’s other choices at undergrad were. We know she had Oxford and Exeter, but I don’t think she ever shared her choices and I will admit to spending some time musing about the other four (if it’s four, it’s a loooong time since I‘ve looked at a UCAS form). I always thought that she might have picked Royal Holloway for one - it’s part of the University of London, it’s a campus uni in the ‘countryside’ (sort-of) and bits of it are very, very Hogwartsy. It also has a good reputation for English and Drama (although I have no idea what it’s like for Theology). I would also have guessed Durham for the prestige but I can’t see Ruby ever going there as it’s too far from home. Oxford Brookes as an outlier maybe, because you can still say you’re at uni ‘in Oxford’ … Maybe Bristol but it’s too urban for Ruby. Bath? Reading? UEA? It’s hard to think of not-too-urban unis that are within travelling distance of the Mucky Mansion. That and I could never see Ruby going north of Watford for her education …
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I could definitely imagine her five choices being along the lines of Oxford, Exeter, Bath, Durham, and then somewhere with slightly lower entry requirements like Southampton. Basically all the Tory unis (except the Scottish ones because that's too far by train and Bristol because it's too urban like you said) and one back-up.
 
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Ruby: "I AWWWLWHEYS pot ONE HONDRAD PRESSANT and hours and hours of HARD WAAAHRK intyoo moiy videeyoows. Bot wan off moiy gyoals isss tyoooo DADDICATE MOIYSALF tyoo impryoving moiy videeeyows and oiy will REESAAARCH AND PAARCHASE equipmant tyooo halp mee achieve that gyoal. JANUINELY."

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Acts like she's finally going to buy a windshield for her mic and start paying attention when she's editing, but can't even be bothered to figure out how to not have all her TikToks mirrored horizontally or be completely inaudible.

"Oiy think oiy moight gyo thryough moiy bookshalf, SHALF BOIY SHALF."

Self-proclaimed genius and gifted researcher still hasn't figured out what a bookshelf is, how to pronounce the word, or that the word "bookcase" exists.
 
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gossip_guy said:
Ruby: "I AWWWLWHEYS pot ONE HONDRAD PRESSANT and hours and hours of HARD WAAAHRK intyoo moiy videeyoows. Bot wan off moiy gyoals isss tyoooo DADDICATE MOIYSALF tyoo impryoving moiy videeeyows and oiy will REESAAARCH AND PAARCHASE equipmant tyooo halp mee achieve that gyoal. JANUINELY."

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Acts like she's finally going to buy a windshield for her mic and start paying attention when she's editing, but can't even be bothered to figure out how to not have all her TikToks mirrored horizontally or be completely inaudible.

"Oiy think oiy moight gyo thryough moiy bookshalf, SHALF BOIY SHALF."

Self-proclaimed genius and gifted researcher still hasn't figured out what a bookshelf is, how to pronounce the word, or that the word "bookcase" exists.
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I don't know why she is doing a bookcase tour on her Tiktok page when she literally uploaded a YouTube video that covered her bookcase 1 month ago.
 
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Larancia

Hannahebee said:
I don't know why she is doing a bookcase tour on her Tiktok page when she literally uploaded a YouTube video that covered her bookcase 1 month ago.
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She will recycle the footage and add voice over. She cant be bothered to film separate footage for different socials
 
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gossip_guy

Hannahebee said:
I don't know why she is doing a bookcase tour on her Tiktok page when she literally uploaded a YouTube video that covered her bookcase 1 month ago.
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But "PEOPOL ARE AWWWLWHEYS REQUASSTING A BOCKSHALF TOUR ON TIKTOK".

(Nobody's requesting a bookshelf tour on TikTok.)
 
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inyo

"You of course want to find a good bookshop when you're visiting a new city"

I mean I can't exactly say that would be top of my to-do list if I'm only going to be there for two days
 
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donny345

DrinaM said:
I don't like the way she has to caption it with BS like 'this meal is more than it looks, i promise'. And 'the plate is just very big' et
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goys the plate was actully really big, i was there, i was the plate!
 
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inyo said:
"You of course want to find a good bookshop when you're visiting a new city"

I mean I can't exactly say that would be top of my to-do list if I'm only going to be there for two days
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She is such a wanker. Who the hell says that out loud and broadcasts it to the world...that 'of course' one wants to find a good book shop while on holiday. She's such a brat.
 
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What is this? Who is she with? She looks so out of place...
 
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inyo

inyo

DrinaM said:
She is such a wanker. Who the hell says that out loud and broadcasts it to the world...that 'of course' one wants to find a good book shop while on holiday. She's such a brat.
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Exactly. And anyone I know who wants to read while on a holiday (and one longer than a few days) will bring the book with them, especially if they're travelling to a non-English speaking country...
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What is this? Who is she with? She looks so out of place...
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Those primary school shoes in the first one have got to go
 
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qwikti said:
I think she looks really nice and elegant on the left, just miss girl on the right, whoever she is, is having her model moment so Ruby is very much so being unfairly eclipsed.
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I kinda agree actually omg lol. We all have that one hot friend who pulls this kinda tit tho. (Not saying its her friend, but whoever it is. Jeez. They couldve made the photo a bit more collaborative)
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qwikti said:
I think she looks really nice and elegant on the left, just miss girl on the right, whoever she is, is having her model moment so Ruby is very much so being unfairly eclipsed.
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As an afterthought...Roob might be photobombing 🤣
 
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londongirl92

Re that picture. She looks really nice in the black dress - I would have just gone for different shoes!

Also her recent Instagram story where she’s declared the months are not “comparable” after deciding every month is her favourite :rolleyes: kinda makes me think she’s reading the thread as we’re always talking about her obsession with favourites lol
 
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