That not a pizza. That’s the driest-looking bread roll on the planet being assaulted by some mushrooms.
Ruby Granger #38 Oh Jesus, Ruby's off to Jesus
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I don't like the way she has to caption it with BS like 'this meal is more than it looks, i promise'. And 'the plate is just very big' etc
sounds like teenaged-me at the height of my ED trying to kid myself and others
What in holy hell?
Does she even understand the c o n c e p t of pizza?
Just her usual lies. The plate's a normal size, the
She also thinks her followers are incredibly gullible and she's too braindead herself to realise that everything else in the photo (the spinach, the olives, the fork) gives clear size context to the sad-ass mushroom roll.
She's aware of the criticism she'll get for posting irresponsible, ED-baiting tit like that. But rather than be a decent person and not bother to spare potentially upsetting someone by posting some tit nobody wants to see, she doubles down with unbelievable disclaimers like that just so she can show off her depressing prison food.
Why does she even post her food in the first place? It’s not interesting or even looking good, it’s mostly disgusting. Same with her outfits. Just stick to making crappy timetables Ruby or better just don’t post at all.
That's not pizza, that's just sadness on a plate.
Mmm stale bread roll with raw mushrooms. 
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people make vegan/healthy food and automatically think that means it has to be totally bland and unseasoned. Holly Gabrielle does the exact same tit.
Like there is no way she is choking down raw mushroom on dry bread, with raw unseasoned spinach on the side and genuinely thinking it tastes good? Please for the love of God learn to cook. It! Is! Not! Hard!
Like there is no way she is choking down raw mushroom on dry bread, with raw unseasoned spinach on the side and genuinely thinking it tastes good? Please for the love of God learn to cook. It! Is! Not! Hard!
"These digressions mean that it feels illogical." Truly a Masters-worthy observation, SparkNotes will be working overtime next year
(I love The Anatomy of Melancholy so much I really want to gatekeep it from her, but somehow I don't believe its 1400+ pages will fit on Rooby's whimsical pre-Oxford-mid-writer's block travel itinerary - so sixth-form-level notion template it is, then)
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I just found out that Prince Edward got into Jesus College at Cambridge despite getting CDD at A-Level, so it's not just Oxford's Jesus College that is disgracing itself!
Edward and Charles were the last ones from the royal family who were admitted to Cambridge with A-level grades that didn't meet the requirements. Eugenie and Beatrice went to Newcastle and Goldsmiths and William went to St Andrews, etc.
Good profile picture, @inyo
Eugenie missed her Newcastle offer at first but then they contacted her to offer her a place on a slightly different course, then admitted it was because of her status
Edit: thank you for the profile picture compliment! It was taken by a world-renowned photographer who some people in this thread know. Nice username @bananapeel!
I can't help but think of Geordie Shore when I think of Newcastle-- something a bit unusual for a royal. There are many nicer red brick unis she could have gone to?
Yeah, Newcastle is a good uni but its demographics and culture are definitely different from typical unis attended by royals like Cambridge, Edinburgh, St Andrews, Exeter, etc. Good for her in going though and meeting a wider section of people. I'd love to drop Ruby on the Newcastle campus and see how long she lasts.
Never in my life have I witnessed such an informative conversation between two bananas.
Indeed, good for Beatrice to go to a different city where she'd experience a wider share of the population. I don't think Ruby would feel at home there... Royal Holloway is, in my opinion, her best pick for Hogwartsy vibes close to home.
Welcome to @inyo and my banana university discussion.
I would have loved to have known what Ruby’s other choices at undergrad were. We know she had Oxford and Exeter, but I don’t think she ever shared her choices and I will admit to spending some time musing about the other four (if it’s four, it’s a loooong time since I‘ve looked at a UCAS form). I always thought that she might have picked Royal Holloway for one - it’s part of the University of London, it’s a campus uni in the ‘countryside’ (sort-of) and bits of it are very, very Hogwartsy. It also has a good reputation for English and Drama (although I have no idea what it’s like for Theology). I would also have guessed Durham for the prestige but I can’t see Ruby ever going there as it’s too far from home. Oxford Brookes as an outlier maybe, because you can still say you’re at uni ‘in Oxford’ … Maybe Bristol but it’s too urban for Ruby. Bath? Reading? UEA? It’s hard to think of not-too-urban unis that are within travelling distance of the Mucky Mansion. That and I could never see Ruby going north of Watford for her education …
Lady Louise did v well in her A Levels and got into StAndrews also
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