Ruby Granger #38 Oh Jesus, Ruby's off to Jesus

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Green Lion

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"AHWARY MANTH IS MIOY FAHVRITE MANTH" Miss Ruby Ganger says, confirming that she indeed had liaisons with other months than April. Something that had been roumered since miss granger left her favourite month October for the more springy month of April. Further statements will be awaited soon.
 
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figgypud

THE MONTHS ARE DIFFERENT EVERY YEAR, THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. May 2020 was a heatwave, this May is a washout. So "May" means nothing, really, does it?
 
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bookworm39

Do you think somebody should give this to Ruby to read? (I'm a massive Terry Pratchett fan by the way, and this is brilliant!)
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What does it take to get knighted for your services to literature? For fantasy writer and satirist Sir Terry Pratchett, the answer is a body of work that also earned him the Carnegie Medal, the World Fantasy Award for Life Achievement, and the Andre Norton Award for Young Adult Science Fiction...
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detos

bookworm39 said:
The dress on the right would have been ok without the black tights and the brown shoes. Paired with a pair of summery sandals it could have worked, I think. Maybe not to a film premiere though, but still.
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For the dress on the left, even some simple yet stylish glossy black ballet flats would've worked. It's not like she has to wear designer heels or sandals.

Yet she chose to wear what can only be described as school uniform shoes.
 
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Green Lion said:
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"AHWARY MANTH IS MIOY FAHVRITE MANTH" Miss Ruby Ganger says, confirming that she indeed had liaisons with other months than April. Something that had been roumered since miss granger left her favourite month October for the more springy month of April. Further statements will be awaited soon.
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Someone really needs to sit her down and explain that not every vapid, nonsensical thought that drifts through her vacant mind needs capturing on video.
 
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Ilaariaa

Deeandra2020 said:
Literally giving big sister little sister vibes
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More like grandmother and granddaughter

Re the dress I really don't like and I think it does nothing for her. She just looks like a rectangle, and the hair and shoes really don't help. I also think that the length is awkward and cuts her off. She's not tall and that kind of dress doesn't look very good on petite women in my opinion.
I also don't like the straight neckline, I think it makes the dress look very boring and doesn't flatter her neck, shoulders and torso at all
The dress in general to me looks like she just wrapped a black towel around herself lol.
 
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Ilaariaa said:
The dress in general to me looks like she just wrapped a black towel around herself lol.
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Yes. This is what it brought to mind. My towel for the pool is black, so I look like this after my morning laps at the local indoor pool.
 
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londongirl92 said:
Also her recent Instagram story where she’s declared the months are not “comparable” after deciding every month is her favourite :rolleyes: kinda makes me think she’s reading the thread as we’re always talking about her obsession with favourites lol
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I don't understand her need to pick a singular "favorite" for everything. Yeah, you tend to have some things you like best, and once in awhile you find something that really is your favorite. But she seems to try to choose one for every possible category.
It reminds me of those papers you'd fill out in primary school at the beginning of the school year; like favorite color, food, animal etc. Maybe that's where she gets it.
 
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emmer_moans

She's like Bruce Forsythe with his catchphrase "you're all my favourites" 😂 Everything, every month, is her favourite.
 
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Green Lion

angeldolly said:
Why would you not clean the mirror before posting this?? 😭
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I thought we left the mirror selfie with your whole face covered by your phone in 2012.

Also, the Champagne bottle with the "candlestick" in the background is just great!
 
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Redrose97

Another school uniform, it's actually concerning how many of her outfits could pass as a school uniform especially as she is going to be 23 next week or so. Is she actually going to spend the rest of her life as a child? I also find it interesting that when she is on holiday, she does dress slightly older- more so her actual age- at times.
 
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Oh goody, it’s the ”books I marked as read on Goodreads in April” video. The audio is all over the place because she wants all of us plebs to hear the BARDsong (I know I for one am too poor to pay birds to live near me) and she’s wearing her stupid oversized clown glasses to signify her LAHRNEDNESS.

I’m not even going to go into the content. I wasn’t paying attention, I was too preoccupied with the sudden realisation that the reason I dislike her face so much is because she has no upper lip whatsoever.

I’m just in a hatey mood today.

 
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