Why would you start filming a YouTube video when you have something in the oven which needs along out in under 10 mins?
Ruby Granger #38 Oh Jesus, Ruby's off to Jesus
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To try and convince everyone you’re VARRY BUSY and have to schedule every minute of your day
Poor bugger will be even more confused Roobs can hardly articulate proper english herself
“The birdsong is always loudest in spring, of course” is what did it for me right in the beginning. She’s a walking, grownup Hermione cosplay.
Don't worry, she's replaced her oversized grandma glasses with a new pair which are VARRY SOSSTAINABOL AND NWOT AT AWWLL SPONSORED OR GIFTED HOWDAHHRYOOO.
She also chose another pair of glasses that are way too big for her face.
Considering she only blathers about sustainability and transparency when talking about gifted products, usually screams that a post "isn't sponsored or gifted or anything" when it very much is, and never promotes anything out of the goodness of her greedy, withered heart, my money's on this being sponsored or gifted.
Literally the first shot and she's made sure to put a gifted product in the frame without declaring it (and shows off her exposed mattress and dusty, unwashed sheets yet again).
She makes sure to hold up her "kyombyoochah" for the camera to wave it around and talk about "kyombyoochah" in this video that's supposed to be about books.
She also rambles about how loud the BARRDSONG is and how she hopes you can hear it.
Reminder: Ruby has showed herself intentionally recording birdsong on multiple occasions and refused to say what it was for. It was so that she can slap random birdsong onto videos to make her life seem SYO VARRY TWEE AND TRANQUIL. She's also included loud birdsong on footage of her wandering inside city museums before, because
As she says she hopes you'll be able to hear the "BARRDSONG", she whips out the patented poker tell squint she does whenever she's making tit up. Coupled with the BARRDSONG being inexplicably louder than anything she's saying, it's a given that she just slapped some pre-recorded bird noises on after the fact.
Speaking of squinting, keep an eye out (no pun intended) for that in this video. She's doing it in full force here as she lies about timescales, books she clearly didn't read or just in general.
she even has a favourite glasses company. and the glasses are transparent er.. I meant the company.
I don't care what brand my glasses are. I go to the optician. They look into my eyes (literally) and show me glasses that they think suit my face. I don't even know the name of the company my glasses are from.
I love the bird on the can
I love how ruby has a bit of leaf or something in her hair in the whole video.
I also found it interesting about how much she likes Sebastian from Brideshead Revisited so much as he is a character who clings to his childhood and even has a teddy bear to avoid adult responsibility and reality.
I also found it interesting about how much she likes Sebastian from Brideshead Revisited so much as he is a character who clings to his childhood and even has a teddy bear to avoid adult responsibility and reality.
Is she still "working" at her old school? How is she not super bored. Only so much busy work you can do but guess she's too good for a normal job...
and not just that, but "prodigy in Gold" as well!
She claims to still be "waahrking" somewhere sporadically but refuses to say where due to "privacy concerns" (aka "getting caught lying about working somewhere she likely quit months ago concerns").
If she's still there, her contract was only due to last until July. With half term breaks, all the spontaneous term-time holidays she's had and the laughably short "work" week she did, she'll have amassed a sum total of about 2 weeks full work in the 7 months she's supposed to have been there.
Just started watching and she's already mispronounced Evelyn Waugh. Yay.
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In Germany we would say she looks like Puck the housefly (Puck die Stubenfliege) haha
unfortunately she did pronounce it right - i had to look it up and apparently for men it’s eve-lin, not ev-lin. typical rubyism on saying his surname like waaaaauurrrghnnn though
Even as a native speaker I have do this
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A-Level exams have either already started or will be starting this coming week so I'd be surprised if she was sticking around much longer. I always got the impression she was just tutoring A-Level students but I could be wrong. I don't think she should be unleashed on any year below Year 12 since they're too impressionable - at least students in sixth form will be old enough to see through her act
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She mispronounced the first name a few times, too, before she eventually got it right.
Her "WAT ISSIN MOIY AVVERYDAY BAGG" video on TikTok...
She's ditched the Kanken for a leather bag (SYO VEGAN!) after that other leather satchel she had. It's far too small for all the everyday bull she claims to carry everywhere.
"It lyooks quoyte smwall, bot HONNASTLY it dyoes awwhl fit!"...and then there's a hard cut after every single thing she pulls out like it's some bleeping magic Mary Poppins bag. She claims it confortably fits giant paperbacks, tablets, pencil cases, chargers, Moleskin notebooks and more. She doesn't show everything in the bag at once.
And, of course, she pulls undeclared ads out of the bag. She forgets to pretend to carry all the things she AWHWHEYS takes with her AVVERWHAHHR though, like her PONKIN PODDTIBITY PLANNAR. Whoops.
She's ditched the Kanken for a leather bag (SYO VEGAN!) after that other leather satchel she had. It's far too small for all the everyday bull she claims to carry everywhere.
"It lyooks quoyte smwall, bot HONNASTLY it dyoes awwhl fit!"...and then there's a hard cut after every single thing she pulls out like it's some bleeping magic Mary Poppins bag. She claims it confortably fits giant paperbacks, tablets, pencil cases, chargers, Moleskin notebooks and more. She doesn't show everything in the bag at once.
And, of course, she pulls undeclared ads out of the bag. She forgets to pretend to carry all the things she AWHWHEYS takes with her AVVERWHAHHR though, like her PONKIN PODDTIBITY PLANNAR. Whoops.
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