Could also pass as nail fungusI'm assuming that's chipped nail polish. Ew and the stains on the page. Why do her pics and vids have a kind of layer of grime over them?![]()
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Could also pass as nail fungusI'm assuming that's chipped nail polish. Ew and the stains on the page. Why do her pics and vids have a kind of layer of grime over them?![]()
Toothpaste splatter?The absolute state of her nail polish. Also, are those stains on the pages?View attachment 2065462
Not Brideshead Revisited!The absolute state of her nail polish. Also, are those stains on the pages?View attachment 2065462
I knowNot Brideshead Revisited!![]()
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She's in for a rude awakening, because she isn't read up to speed for this time period at all.I know
It's hilarious to see what she's spending her time reading. Her master's programme starts in six months' time, so naturally she's faffing around reading every single book romanticising Oxford that she can get her grubby mitts on. Forget about maybe cramming a bit more Shakespeare into your brain, or anything at all related to the degree you're about to pursue, it's much more important to soak in the dark macadamia vibes in anticipation!
Well done @Redrose97!! I agree, I wouldn't have made it through my studies and the pandemic in the same way without the daily laughs on Tattle. It has really been a good way to think about something else.I think that she is going to have a problem in Oxford as she is not going to have a Blakney or use her regular techniques to get good grades. I think that her knowledge of the time period is limited and she can't exactly do a Notion timeline of the events in history. There is going to be the expectation of her having more independent thought instead of just relying on the critical readings all the time. I use them to help them build up my thoughts, especially as I was working on something rather original in what I was writing about. She could be reading a bit more Shakespeare and other literature form the period at least too build up her knowledge. She would have been better off with the Victorian course than this one, as she hasn't had much interest in Shakespeare other than a few mentions of reading A Winter's Tale etc.
Also off topic, just wanted to share that I have managed to get my highest ever grade in my masters course work yesterday of 76%. It's not the most brilliant I reckon, but I wanted to write about it, as I got it when working full-time hours at work and adulting, as well as being dyslexic, and I thought that It would annoy Ruby if she reads here. I want to thank everyone on Tattle for the laughs as I was working. I don't know if I should mention tattle in my dissertation for providing me some comedy and joy in this period of my life!
To be fair it is a linen dress which crease by the mere sight of a chair. Not that this one will ever see or have seen a iron though.She didn't think Son de Flor would want her to iron or steam the dress that they '#gifted' her. Its such a costly dress too. She doesn't take proper care of anything, especially things she gets for free. Ugh. She's so grotty.
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I/we think she tried for that one last year and got rejectedShe might have got into the Victorian course if she’d tried, I just don’t understand why she’s picked this one. She’s never shown any interest in the 1550s at all? Just so random
Apart from her brief interest in boy actors in Shakespeare's plays, which she debated as a possible BA thesis topic. The other two topics were Emily Dickinson and Carroll (the topic she went with in the end).She might have got into the Victorian course if she’d tried, I just don’t understand why she’s picked this one. She’s never shown any interest in the 1550s at all? Just so random
Wild theory: what if Blakeney is going too?She might have got into the Victorian course if she’d tried, I just don’t understand why she’s picked this one. She’s never shown any interest in the 1550s at all? Just so random
Not too wild of a theory if you consider she has a Pinterest board with Oxford colleges (I pointed this out earlier in the thread).Wild theory: what if Blakeney is going too?She took the same Early Modern modules as Ruby did.
Don't forget the time she claimed she got her first detention when she was 3.I'm just watching one of Ruby's 'assumptions' videos on YouTube for the first time and I can't help but laugh at her answers to some of them. One of the assumptions was 'you never had a grumpy teenage phase' and she responds by saying that she had her teenage phase when she was 9 or 10, suggesting that she was just so developmentally far ahead of other children that she had it early. She goes on to say that she found primary school quite boring because it was never challenging enough for her. She really thought she was a child prodigy![]()
I think she just hasn't updated her LinkedIn profile. She may not be active thereNot too wild of a theory if you consider she has a Pinterest board with Oxford colleges (I pointed this out earlier in the thread).
Has she taken a gap year too? Her Linkedin profile says she's doing this:
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This might be a temporary job, and she'll do a Master's now?
The fact that she's still so extremely embarassed by a minor naughty thing she claims she did at 3 seems so weird to me. I did so much "worse" naughty stuff during childhood and always just think of these stories as funny anecdotes. Also wtf is this claim that she contributed to the teacher getting fired? Cant really imagine that as nothing really happened?Don't forget the time she claimed she got her first detention when she was 3.
She's living in a world of laughable fantasy.
She looks like a school girl in the second thumbnail, in the pics of her near the Bodleian, and that door. I think it's the way she stands for photos, the black tights and shoes make her look like she is posing for her first day of school.Don't forget the time she claimed she got her first detention when she was 3.
She's living in a world of laughable fantasy.
(This is also almost exactly the same thumbnail face she's pulling in her Oxford acceptance video:
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Also the picture on the left has some weird fish-eye distortion going on. I guess this was by design, to make her legs and body look a lot longer. Just looks really weird though, her head is half the size of her feet in this one..She looks like a school girl in the second thumbnail, in the pics of her near the Bodleian, and that door. I think it's the way she stands for photos, the black tights and shoes make her look like she is posing for her first day of school.