Thanks to @Griftwood for the thread title. These are Ruby's own words, from an Instagram post where she's attempting to sell her unwanted stationery. Some things never change.
Recap:
Ruby appears to have ditched her part-time school job and is currently on a skiing holiday. She can't ski and has already crashed into someone, but she remains an unstoppable force on the slopes. The self-styled 'Vegan Marshmallow' is happy as long as other people are paying for the trips. Thoughts and prayers are with @Ilaariaa who has left her city in order to escape Ski-bee, menace of the slopes.
In other news, Ruby has been plaguing public speaking events all across the country. No region is safe from her waffle. She's also been producing new and exciting content on social media. This includes: moving her single bed, wearing hats, listing her favourite months, listing her favourite weather types, asking followers about their favourite months, asking followers about their favourite weather types. Is it MIST or is it RAIN or is it SUN or is it SNOW or is it MAGENTA GREEN? We're on the edge of our seats here.
@LostGhosts has been kind enough to recap Erimentha Parker's To-Do List. These recaps have highlighted a deeply unsettling link between Erimentha Parker and Patrick Bateman. The book is full of jarring anatomical detail such as the the optics of rodents, the piercing orbs of bullies, 'sallow epithelial tissue', seizing epiglottises, carpal bones, finger pads and other frightening physical features.
Ruby's sister, Martha, says 'she has lost touch with reality'.
One of Ruby's followers comments on her lip smacking habit: 'it's quite loud and constant'.
Tattlers are still waiting for the results of her Oxford application. Nothing's been confirmed yet.
Recap:
Ruby appears to have ditched her part-time school job and is currently on a skiing holiday. She can't ski and has already crashed into someone, but she remains an unstoppable force on the slopes. The self-styled 'Vegan Marshmallow' is happy as long as other people are paying for the trips. Thoughts and prayers are with @Ilaariaa who has left her city in order to escape Ski-bee, menace of the slopes.
In other news, Ruby has been plaguing public speaking events all across the country. No region is safe from her waffle. She's also been producing new and exciting content on social media. This includes: moving her single bed, wearing hats, listing her favourite months, listing her favourite weather types, asking followers about their favourite months, asking followers about their favourite weather types. Is it MIST or is it RAIN or is it SUN or is it SNOW or is it MAGENTA GREEN? We're on the edge of our seats here.
@LostGhosts has been kind enough to recap Erimentha Parker's To-Do List. These recaps have highlighted a deeply unsettling link between Erimentha Parker and Patrick Bateman. The book is full of jarring anatomical detail such as the the optics of rodents, the piercing orbs of bullies, 'sallow epithelial tissue', seizing epiglottises, carpal bones, finger pads and other frightening physical features.
Ruby's sister, Martha, says 'she has lost touch with reality'.
One of Ruby's followers comments on her lip smacking habit: 'it's quite loud and constant'.
Tattlers are still waiting for the results of her Oxford application. Nothing's been confirmed yet.