Tattlers, I have been looking for clues in her video from today, and I think I have some news... When she does "some bits for work" (LOL) there is a card on the table. I can't make out everything but I'm pretty sure that there is something about "the fabulous news" what looks like "Jesus College" and "So thrilled for you !"
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LostGhosts
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GoinDowntown
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Ruby Granger #38: It rains, therefore I am
berkeleymoon87
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she got in! It's finally been confirmed.
Honestly, I would pay to see Jack and Jade's reactions and also looking forward to how they'll congratulate her.
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gossip_guy
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Jade: "Ahh, such CaSuAl MaGiC!
So happy for you gorl! 
It's so nice to have simple dreams and achieve them. 
I was going to go to Oxford but I didn't want to be rooted down and restricted like that. 
Now I study at a university where I travel the world, for only several times the cost of just going to the same places on holiday, and at the end of it I'll have a degree that will surely be recognised as legitimate! 
But you do you gorl, we love it! 
"Jack: "Ruby at Oxford?! Call me Unpack Edwards because there's a lot to get my head around! But also call me Fatboy Slim, because I have to praise you. Now can I monetise this somehow without doing any work?
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Mr.Mistoffelees
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Ruby getting into Oxford cured my impostor syndrome, not gonna lie.
If Ruby, who can't string a coherent sentence together to save her life or write an Instagram caption without making a dozen spelling mistakes, is on her way to getting an English-related degree at Oxford, then anything is possible for us!
Dream big, Tattlers!
If Ruby, who can't string a coherent sentence together to save her life or write an Instagram caption without making a dozen spelling mistakes, is on her way to getting an English-related degree at Oxford, then anything is possible for us!
Dream big, Tattlers!
anakinskywalkers
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Maybe it’s the working class in me but I genuinely don’t understand some of these degrees like what job could you possibly get with 1550 literature 
To me, they just feel like time passers for the rich and uber privileged.
To me, they just feel like time passers for the rich and uber privileged.anakinskywalkers
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gossip_guy
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Accurate.
gisellejoly
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It’s not supposed to get you a job, it’s meant to be a first step towards a career in academia. Tbh, not every degree has to be career oriented and studying the humanities is important. But yeah obviously most people pursuing this are middle class because working class people choose more vocational degrees as they need to get on the career ladder and cant risk failing at academia the same way rich people can.Maybe it’s the working class in me but I genuinely don’t understand some of these degrees like what job could you possibly get with 1550 literature
gossip_guy
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Blakeney Clark, BA English Literature 2022 Graduate
Blakeney Clark, shares what she was involved in during her time at university, what she thinks the future of work will look like and her top tips when applying for jobs.
uoevideo.exeter.ac.uk
I don't know if this was posted before, but Exeter Uni posted a video of Blakeney talking about her career opportunities while at uni and it feels like just endless unintentional (?) Ruby shade.
She points out that school Head Girl positions are mostly empty positions that mean nothing, especially after high school, while Ruby has that highlighted as a major accomplishment on her CV. She also warns against wasting all of your free time at uni if you're lucky to have it when you could broaden your skillset and build your work experience - all shit Ruby avoided in favour of wasting all her time and having nothing to show for it.
She's also so much more composed, charismatic and coherent than Ruby has ever been on camera. Her responses are unscripted and there are no cuts during each answer and she can still speak eloquently and succinctly, whereas Ruby can't get through a single sentence without 78 cuts, mumbling utter babbling nonsense, mangling the English language or falling over her words constantly, even with cue cards.
Blue China — ENIGMA
It was hard to explain to somebody else, but while you were in the middle of it all, it just felt worth it. Worth the way things fell apart and worth the abruptness with which they ended.
www.exeterenigma.com
She also got a short story published by Exeter Uni's Creative Writing Society literary journal and it's really good. Meanwhile Ruby desperately tried to get her poems and stories published anywhere she could and nobody wanted them. Oh dear.
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ginandtoxic
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Sherlock hang up your coat, there’s a new guy in town… you’re good! I wonder why she’s holding off on
This morning Ruby posted a photo of a plant saying ‘the first bluebells of the season’ on her stories. However, they were not bluebells, they were hyacinths. It’s normal not to know it if you are not a plant person, but she was talking about an app to identify flowers and plants just yesterday and she didn’t bother to use it today because she is an AXXpert on nature apparently. She deleted the story half an hour later…
Deeznutslol
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Oh yay another I got paid to post this type of post. Do you think ruby is experiencing amnesia and forgot there are posts she can make that don't sell anything?
While I'm bilingual English is still secondarily acquired, but that first sentence just does not... feel right
Also the irony of this screening to be on this day.
What's with these words for heavens sake. Stop putting pages out of the thesaurus into your newspaper looking porridge please Ruby.
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How about, don’t include her because she was a massive cunt who caused untold misery to millions of lives?
gossip_guy
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I think she just got confused when her manager told her about the screening.Lol, I saw that comment earlier but had no desire to wade into the Thatcher debate.
I can't imagine Ruby would be interested in 'You' if it wasn't a gifted screening. That's the serial killer series, right? I saw snippets of it on Gogglebox and it seemed a bit like Dexter. Surely our Roobs would be offended by all the violence and sex? It's very different to Malory Towers.Though it does fit in with the Erimentha-is-Patrick-Bateman idea.
Ruby's Manager: "Ruby, just a heads up we need you to attend a Q&A discussion of You."
Ruby: "Oiy LOVE ME! OIY'M MOIY FAVOURITE SOBJACKT! How long will moiy speech be?"
Ruby's Manager: "No, you won't be speaking, it's for You."
Ruby: "Ahh, yass, off cwoarse, oiy see. Syo what celabbritties will be twalking about me instadd? Amma Watsyon, Jyacobb Ryees Mwogg and that garrl from Anne with an E?"
Ruby's Manager: "What? No. Look, it's a Q&A for the TV series You on Netflix starring Penn Badgely!"
Ruby: "They myade a shyow about me and gwot a garrl nyamed Pann Badgely to plyay me?! THAT'S SYO PARRFACKT! OIY LOVV PANS AND BADGES! Althyough oiy rilly think oiy shold have plyayed moiysalf."
Ruby's Manager: "No, look, it's a show about a serial killer."
Ruby: "Oiy syee. Whal oiy haven't killed annyone yat, and oiy awhlsyo rad the DSM chacklist whan oiy was TWALVE and am JANUINELY nwot a psoycypwaahth. Boht oiy syuppose oiy could troiy matthod acting."
Ruby's Manager: "Listen, we just need you to go to a screening of a show you've never watched and never will, then keep lying about how you watch and love it."
Ruby: "Now THAT oiy can dyoo."
gossip_guy
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Flashing back to the time Ruby's big act of kindness for the day was leaving notes on mummy's mirror to tell her to not to worry about her old, wrinkled face because she still had kind eyes or something.
VallegGirl
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OK to rest? From what? A recent holiday? Sitting in her room all day? Making half-arsed videos? Playing make believe? What exactly is that numpty resting from?
gossip_guy
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How does her fake accent keep getting worse? At this rate, she'll be speaking in nothing but vowel sounds by the end of the year.
Some of the books she pretended to read, according to Ruby's embarrassingly fake Emma Watson accent:
Some of the books she pretended to read, according to Ruby's embarrassingly fake Emma Watson accent:
