The funniest less obvious thing is that her sofa's suede is as real as her veterniary surgeon job. Its probably fake suede and therefore replaceable for like £50She literally is the most boring and unfunny person on the planet.
Silence is golden!!
I live in hope!!!!Or perhaps she’s finally realised that she doesn’t have any reason to post every detail of her and her daughters life to thousands of strangers, most of them pervy men?It’s a possibility
But the car crash that is her life is so entertainingI live in hope!!!!
Of course you’re rightShe mentioned Dry January. She must be on another "I'm better than all of you lowly peasants" type of trip. She'll be trying an Instagram detox, but still can't help herself posting utter shite on Twitter. If she wanted to keep posting BJ stuff, she would use the private BJ account she made. But it has stayed at 96 posts for months. She doesn't use it. Proves she only REALLY uses IG for shameless selfies and attention from weirdos. She will be back for the 18 litre blood loss post and a LOOK AT ME I DID DRY JANUARY AND STAYED OFF INSTAGRAM rant. Such a fucking bore.
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But the car crash that is her life is so entertaining
Yes some shit like that. Its like when she puts up some bollocks and then follows it with " for all those who have been asking "She’s always online on insta.
It must be killing her not to share whatever is going on, but I bet when she does come back on for 79litre haemorrhage birthday, she will write something like “thank you for all the lovely messages & checking that I’m ok” etcshe does this at least once a year…….
She doesn't have that actually, she has to Photoshop everytime.
Maybe she should bring Couples Bakery back... Spinsters bakery?
You beat me to it, I came armed with screenshotsShe has liked about 10 tweets regarding Gladiators. She must be dying to post about it on IGAdding the throwback to when she did one ninja course
Here is the latest. More whinging on sleepless "it" . Notice the comments she engages with compared to the ones that she doesn't. Spent on getting BJ to sleep??? Hahahahaha what's that? Ron wouldn't shed two pence for the benefit of sleepless madamShe would rather cry about herself needing coffee than give a single fuck about BJ health.
And nice thirst trap pic that gets no comments. She really is missing her IG creeps
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