Whilst they are clutch a gin/wineWhen I first heard she was pregnant I thought oh no here comes the freebies, the mummy expert advice delivered with fake humility and cynical honesty. It's so overdone, absolute saturation of mummy experts who act like they are delivering directions to the holy grail when stating the obvious. Ooohh here's a pic of baby sick on my clothes. Did I tell you I have haemorrhoids? Ground breaking.