Rosie Londoner

[BlairWaldorf86]

It's probably the first and only time she met them.

Does anyone remember the GOMI Wiki? Rosie's page was legendary.
- The fixer upper
- Boursin Gate
- Capgate
- The noisy Loubs
- Naked family pool party
- Teeny Tiny (naked) Tom
- Swissgate
- iOffer fake bags
- The never seen cauliflower cheese post
- The pre and post boob job receipts

Would have loved to save a copy!

 

[Exhaustednurse]

I suspect she’s pretending she’s not a Tory anymore because of Biden’s’ win in trying to connect to her US followers.
Extremely fickle

 

[Murphy Brown]

The term 'cheugy' was invented for her.

 

[sunseeker23333]

The way she writes is just the same story template over and over again. You read one post and you've read them all.
'laughing until no sound came out' is the new 'laughing until our bellies hurt'

 

[Sweettats]

Her old posts still make me laugh https://www.thelondoner.me/2012/01/furoshiki-shiki-by-samira-boon.html

Wow
The photoshopped leg is hilarious. We hasn’t she taken this down, it’s so ridiculous

 

[Fineapple]

"Doug's pasta"

She really is the most shameless social climber, ugh.I will never forget that brunch with her "dear friend" Liv Tyler, I almost died of second-hand embarrassment.

Ohhh yes that post, biblical. Just casually referred to her as Liv. You ain’t mates.

 

[sleepingstandingup]

The woman is Alexandra Bayley, I don't know much about her except that she married a much older, filthily rich man and is now pregnant. Interestingly, Alex's poses in Rose's blog conceal her pregnancy (you can tell they've deliberately posed that way to conceal it) but Alex has just recently made a pregnancy announcement; guess it makes sense she didn't want RoBlow's blog to the first place it's announced!
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I thought this too because she has filled out a bit but now I'm starting to think it's just her finally practising what she preaches and embracing what her natural body looks like instead of shopping herself into oblivion.

Wow, she looks like she’s posing with her Dad.

 

[emm]

This was my absolute favourite. She lived in quite the fantasy land.

my favourite always will be that one with her boyfriend having an allergic reaction and her describing her "satisfyingly clicky laboutins" or whatever it was

 

[beautyblogger123]

That hair is horrendous - although I wish the hairdresser had gone a touch further ...

 

[Libertine]

He isn’t awful looking either. He certainly isn’t punching above his weight!

 

[Author123]

I was wondering if she’s trying to get voiceover work from PJ’s connections.

If this happens then it’s an example of her seriously undermining the quality of PJs work- if he’s really as successful as she makes out then there’s no way that he or his colleagues would use her instead of a professional actor who can articulate words without sounding like they are straining to talk a la Rose style.

I also had to roll my eyes at her story about being a strong independent woman unable to open a mayonnaise jar whilst her husband works all hours. Did she miss the irony of the fact she is entirely dependant on her husbands inherited wealth/income? I hardly see Rose having a demanding full time job (and no posting a few pictures/stories/q&as on Instagram does not count). And a lot of people work all hours- that’s not just a sign of working in the film sector Rose!

Sorry for the rant- I’m tired and grumpy after a stressful day at work!

 

[barryjones]

That Abba video loudly popped up on my feed earlier and I actually said 'OH GOD' out loud. Awful. She's a similar age to me and we have a similar age toddler, what is she doing?
I can't decide if she wants to 'embrace' greys and middle aged mum styling or carry on acting like a teenager singing and prancing about. Very jarring.

 

[Fineapple]

Ahh the fixer upper. The era of the satisfyingly noisy Louboutins! The glory days.

Lest we forget..

Fixer Upper - The Londoner

If you follow me on Twitter , you’ll know I’ve spent the last few weeks house hunting & agonising over which place to choose. Damian & I have finally narrowed it down to two choices. A first floor flat with a high ceilinged ball room, leading out onto a balcony with a breakfast table (but […]

www.thelondoner.me

She has serious social climber aspirations here ‘a high ceilinged ballroom’

 

[Gemgemgemgem]

im still just so baffled how she managed to get there i have australian friends who have been unableto get back for months

$$$$!
No seriously, for some reason work prioritises returning citizens and residents. I suppose because they had plenty of warning that Australia were only going to accept limited numbers of flights from such and such date a month or two in advance. The closer the date came, the more expensive the flights. Sigh, hindsight. Plus working visa people bring in the cash (taxed stupidly high).

I hate it that we aren't allowed to leave Australia. I love living here but we've missed close family funerals because we've not been allowed to leave. So it's ultra annoying that work visas are being granted... And those applying for them get priority and get to bring their family. Rosie won't be working. Neither will lily. That's two seats/spots that someone desperate to get back here home could have had. So selfish.

 

[Calabria]

I love that she’s still trotting out the lies about not having had surgery. We’ve all seen the before shots from your first year at Solent, Rosie. Those boobs did not suddenly grow overnight love!

 

[beautyblogger123]

It's probably the first and only time she met them.

Does anyone remember the GOMI Wiki? Rosie's page was legendary.
- The fixer upper
- Boursin Gate
- Capgate
- The noisy Loubs
- Naked family pool party
- Teeny Tiny (naked) Tom
- Swissgate
- iOffer fake bags
- The never seen cauliflower cheese post
- The pre and post boob job receipts

Would have loved to save a copy!

Don’t forget when she pretended to be chums with Sean Lennon and Liv Tyler

 

[dwight4eva]

We’re in a national lockdown, only meant to leave for essentials, why is she still swanning around coffee shops and cafes?! How is that essential?
Taking photos for Instagram is not essential

 

[HelloStereo]

Being conservative does not mean you are right wing .
You can be fiscally conservative and socially more liberal (but not far leftl

True, but I think that is conservative with a small c. Rosie is definitely a big C Conservative. She supports the party who in 1988 passed the Section 28 Act that stopped councils and schools "promoting the teaching of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship." Even more recently in 2013 there were more Conservatives who opposed the Gay Marriage Bill than supported it.

I think the Liberal Democrats are the party who most align with the ideals of being fiscally conservative but socially liberal. Most Tories are socially and fiscally conservative.

 

[Gemgemgemgem]

Love how at the moment Rosie is posting all about anti racism yet I once went to a fancy dress party with her and she was dressed as a Nazi - eye roll

 

[Ellabella]

This has probably been mentioned in a blog because Rosie Londoner recently did a paid partnership with Heathrow...

How has this woman not got a thread? She's so annoying.