Rosie Londoner

[newbie333]

So she married a producer, and overnight acquired the ability to write movie scripts?
I thought people actually needed a bit of education for that, and the ability to write something other than short puns?

 

[PowderGirl]

Remember this too?! His face perfectly obscured by the petals almost too perfect

This HAS TO BE photoshopped

 

[emm]

I now strongly suspect she reads this thread and saw my post about her beloved Tory “Gryffindors” vote, and then realised how horrendous it made her look.

I mean, probably giving myself too much credit and she’s likely just hopped on the cause bangwagon because it’s a big topic (and rightly so), but really very suspicious for her to be talking about this now when I’ve never seen her give a shiny shit about how our Tory government treats the poor before.

I definitely imagine she reads here, I used to read her thread on another site and at one stage her thread was hacked into apparently by Valentina's boyfriend or something so ended up being moved to a private forum, was really odd. And tbh if she isn't reading online gossip about herself what is she doing with her days?! clearly not working/doing anything productive

 

[sunseeker23333]

Hopefully at that point she will make some parent friends and actually have something to do?

Sure, write more movie scripts.

I can't wait to see her next 'rebrand' where she tries to be like the mums at the posh private school Lily will probably be sent to.

She will probably go right back to her old 'posh housewifes of Notting Hill' angle. But that needs time to grow her hair back.

 

[Author123]

I used to go to the same hair salon that Rosie goes to - Michael Van Clarke in Marylebone. The exact reason that I stopped going was because no matter what I asked for I would always leave feeling like my hair had been done for an eighties themed party. Fine if that’s the look you want I guess... I prefer something from this century myself. Maybe she feels that it sets off her Stepford wives fashion style well?!

 

[Libertine]

That vintage 2010 is $225./bottle

Cheaper by the dozen or half dozen.

She tagged a business in Tugan - maybe there are chi chi parts of Tugan, but it’s probably best known for being the suburb where six lanes of traffic from the Pacific Highway intersect with four lanes of traffic from the Gold Coast Highway.

You’ve got to admire the effort she is putting in to make an undesirable location look aspirational.

 

[headshoulderskneesandtoes]

I'm going to be controversial here and say that i hate her hair/hairstyles. I know many people are big fans. But its just so pouffy and big. Her insta today abt blow drying her hair is a bit crap, it tells me nothing new about how to blow out my hair and the bangs look awful. Perhaps its to minimise that big jaw of hers. Sorry, me not hair fan.

 

[Fineapple]

Do you mind elaborating on the cheese party, please? I’m not a long term follower of Rosie.

Not to step on sunseeker’s toes, but basically she did a sponsored post for Boursin cheese and laid out a whole spread on her own balcony, saying she was hosting a party. The only photos of people were just hers and PJ’s hands. There was a photo of hands holding wine glasses and it was quite clear it was Rosie holding two glasses. She said they alllll grazed long into the night. Very bizarre lie.

One moment, please...

 

[barryjones]

So she's gone full 'au naturel' with the hair then. Each to their own obviously but she's so far removed from the Rosie a few years ago all filtered, porn-y shots and glammed up to within an inch of her life.

 

[Silky89]

the questions were fake. Two of the people asked for “luxury loving boyfriend” and “luxury loving” wife. I don’t think people use that phrase a lot - seems like an excuse to
Post expensive items.

1000%... £199 roll up backgammon? Ok love

 

[mindlessness]

I know its been said before but as someone who followed her in the early days of her blog and saw her out and about in London I simply can't get over the change in direction of her style/look. I don't feel bad to say it either because she was such a bad influence on young girls with all her photoshopping whilst holding cheeseburgers and casually ordering the entire menu. There's something so off with her look recently - unless it really is just that she isn't bothering to photoshop all the time

It's also the same woman who wore a nazi costume (or was it just the hat?) at a party many years ago (documented on GOMI I believe)...

 

[Moomin_mama]

I’m intrigued about where on the Gold Coast she is that she feels so at home that she ‘sobbed’. I don’t know that area too well but doesn’t seem very Rosie based on her pretentious/twee tastes?

 

[McNuggets]

It’s the fake voice that gets me. Hilarious every time.

 

[openbook1]

Her Jilly Cooper transformation is complete

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OH my god. What is she wearing?!!! And that hair is awful.

 

[Author123]

Lol did you not realise influencers of her level are running a business - she's not dependent on his wealth at all. I'm a PR and we hire influencers... girl they earn really really well.

Oh no doubt they do- I’ve seen the contracts for some influencers in a previous job plus we all know how Rose loves an affiliate link. I’d just be super surprised if Rose was up at that top level given the things she advertises and frequency of her ads, especially given the accounts she’s filed previously at Companies House. Comped haircuts are nice but don’t pay the bills. Just my opinion

 

[emm]

jesus what was she thinking with her hair cut?! I always thought she had nice hair but this is just...
I almost feel sorry for her, she seems really bored and to be alone all the time, that post about being at the beach but unable to go in the sea was so depressing. anyone know exactly what her invisible husband is working on?

 

[Lena94]

I just find it ironic how now she has a bigger bod she’s all about preaching confidence and “no judging” etc but let’s refer back to a few years where she was promoting some f Ed Up diet making her followers then (myself included) feel shit about not being tanned and skinny and dancing on tables etc when back then she wouldn’t be caught dead preaching the love your body shit. If she’d always been like that no matter the size - fine but the fact it’s only when it suits her ?! All her friends have always been super thin models so ....

Also don’t post that bikini post shit with a perfectly timed photo with the wave and the sun and shit. Come on gurl if you’re gonna make that statement put up the 98839277 other photos ur poor husband/self timer took of that are shit

I respectfully disagree with you. I think that everyone grows over time and the things we talk in our early 20s rarely are the things we believe in our 30s

 

[Fineapple]

Does anyone go on GOMI? She has a huge thread on there. I think the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen from her was this blog post, where she had a naked pool party with her entire family including partners:

Lazy Days, France - The Londoner

The next few days pretty much rolled into one. That’s when you know you’re truly relaxed. Days don’t matter, time doesn’t exist and you’re not even sure where you left your phone, never mind what’s going on in your inbox! Our farmhouse had a beautiful pool and we were going to make the most of...

www.thelondoner.me

 

[clueless]

Came straight here after seeing the IG quiz definitely trying to re-write history! I wonder how many of those she wrote herself.

She financially supported PJ, eh??

 

[Lena94]

Phoebes bf was a lot older and grosser looking than that guy. He's featured here

One moment, please...

Before dating Phoebe this creep was the bf of Princess Beatrice